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American Goodbytes

@mistergoodbytes

The voice of snarky sanity. World class rat bastard. Kumkwat Haagendasz. Pine cone?

➳ Peeing in your pool شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2011
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
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𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎
1978: Ayatollah Khomeini settles in France, where he plots the overthrow of Iran's monarchy. A year later, with the help of France and Jimmy Carter, he destroys Iran for the next 47 years. A demon on Earth.
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Wrap your head around this… The Democrats of California want to fine and arrest Nick Shirley and investigative journalists for the crime of uncovering crimes by Democrats in California.
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@h2av8tor @JonathanTurley This is a good point. He was not brought down by truth, justice and the American way; he was brought down because Democrats threw him to the wolves. (Of course, this could happen to ANY ONE of them, at ANY TIME...and game theory says who flips first wins.)
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Not Simo Häyhä@h2av8tor·
I honestly don't care if he ends up sleeping in a box under the 10th street bridge. What I am upset about is that those who new he was engaging in this conduct enabled him to keep doing it by staying silent. How many women were assaulted after his behavior become an open secret?
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Jonathan Turley@JonathanTurley·
In one week, Eric Swalwell was forced to drop out of the California race, put under criminal investigation in New York, and is the subject of a bipartisan expulsion effort. He was even kicked out of the home of a billionaire who was letting him crash. However, that is not all...
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JohnnyFSE@JohnnyFSE·
I built CourtWatch.us — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities. You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free. I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded. It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇 Numbers don't lie, but criminals do. courtwatch.us @bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @j_fishback
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@Georgesantos Well, okay, I hear what you're saying, but... These are congress-critters. It's not as if this is unexpected behavior from the type.
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George Santos@Georgesantos·
When I was in Congress I used to talk to Staff and reporters on the Hill a lot. During that time I learned about the activities taking place in the “cages” which are the storage rooms in the basement of the House office buildings. I reported it to House Admin Chair at the time Brian Steil and he did NOTHING. But over the course of my time on Capitol Hill I learned a lot of members had Rumors and or allegations against them… now I’m not the sex police and never dug into it but to name a few rumors I heard about when I was there of members engaging in lewd or alleged sexual misconduct like behavior with staff or reporters: Eric Swalwell D-CA Tony Gonzalez R-TX Max Miller R-OH Dan Meuser R-PA Matt Rosendale (former Rep) R-MT Ruben Gallego D-AZ Nancy Mace R-SC Anthony DeEsposito (former Rep) R-NY Mark Green (former Rep) R-TN Lori Chavez (former Rep) R-OR Ritchie Torres D-NY Brian Steil R-WI Cory Booker D-NJ Bob Menendez (former senator) D-NJ
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Muckraker@realmuckraker·
USAID Food Being SOLD in a Street Market As we were passing through a Haitian street market in the Dominican Republic, we noticed a bag of rice from USAID. USAID has provided hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to Haiti. We now know that this food is not used to feed the hungry, but is instead sold for profit, at the expense of the US taxpayer.
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@ChiefEngineerCE Trump understood the H1B issue in 2016. Tech nerds waited for four years then, and he did nothing...but he knew then, and said as much.
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Chief_Engineer@ChiefEngineerCE·
I still remember the very first semi - reputable story on the current H1B issues after it was declared kryptonite to report on ~2019 or so... Remember - Trump was the rebel Republican that was against H1B and illegals when the entire party loved it since Reagan. x.com/theblaze/statu…
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
#Hungary is f-cked. 1956: Your fathers burned busses on airfields to resist Soviet invaders. 2026: Hungary votes for Marxism and 10.000 slavering, r@ping, wild-eyed Muslims, the #European Union's new Brown Shirts, to subjugate you. I don't understand it. 🤷‍♂️
Orbán Viktor@PM_ViktorOrban

Hungary has proven that there is another path: 1️⃣ We can stop illegal migration. 2️⃣ We can stand up for families & our way of life. 3️⃣ We can choose peace over war. Our sovereignty cannot be taken from us. We will shape our own future. This is Hungary. A proud nation. 🇭🇺

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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@RiseOfAlberta I wish you the best. Seriously, good luck on the referendum...but...you're putting me to sleep. Get mad!
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Rise Of Alberta@RiseOfAlberta·
The idea of Alberta independence is only “extreme” if you ignore history. Norway left Sweden. Slovakia left Czechoslovakia. Ireland left the UK. Borders have changed throughout history. Alberta independence is not some absurd idea. It is part of a normal historical pattern.
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla What we NEED is internal exile...an Escape from New York style place where the crazies and the blue haired freaks can live out their lives however they will...away from normal people.
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@esrtweet @SandyofCthulhu Blackbeard was said to have lost against British (back when they had testicles) Navy rapiers. The argument went that a broadsword weighed roughly five baseball bats, but a rapier was like a elongated butcher knife. Lighter weight and maneuverability won the day.
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Eric S. Raymond@esrtweet·
Spear-always wins fans don't have a good explanation for why the Romans moved away from spear phalanx to manipular tactics. I know why! Having fought with both, I will definitely take a sword over a spear or polearm in forest country or on ground sufficiently irregular that maintaining a formation isn't practical.
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
What's the best melee weapon? The answer is unambiguously the spear, which is also one of the cheapest and oldest weapons. Neanderthals used spears. The answer to the question posed in the image below is that in one-on-one combat, the sharp pole will usually win, but in disciplined mass combat, the long sharp pole can be used to form a pike mass, and then it can beat almost anything. Even the fabled Roman legions lost when facing trained pikemen unless they could break up the pike line, flank them, or otherwise do some kind of workaround. Lindybeige on YouTube has several videos in which he gets re-enactors to fight with swords against spears. He goes through lots of variations - spears with shields, without shields, swords allowed to flank, or not allowed to flank (trying to simulate an unflankable line), and so forth. Even though his spear-using Brits are usually unfamiliar with their weapon, and his sword-users fairly experienced, the spears win almost all the time. 1/3
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@JonathanTurley I suspect most politicians have a problem with their dicks, or nose candy, or booze, whatever. Everyone has always known it, but sometimes it becomes expedient to use it.
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Jonathan Turley@JonathanTurley·
Truman said, if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. This week, however, Eric Swalwell would be hard pressed to find a willing canine outside of a taxidermist. Fox40 just released a statement from "senior staff" in his offices that is crushing...
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The Babylon Bibi@TheBabylonBibi·
New Sign Added To White House Lawn
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@BasedMikeLee You a--holes should have been *flooding* @realDonaldTrump with bills... Like @DOGE asked: Tell me five things you've accomplished in the past week. You DESERVE to lose. 🤷‍♂️
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American Goodbytes@mistergoodbytes·
@jarvis_best "Twitterer shows tits and tells you how to lose weight and avoid cancer!" You know what you have to do...
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
The New York Post is our nation’s finest periodical and I want to be in it. Someone write an article about me. It doesn’t even have to be about something real you can make up the whole thing it’s fine.
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@RiseOfAlberta Not Canadian, but this judge and ruling are good for your movement. "Vote 'No' and this is your future." Good luck! 🙂
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Rise Of Alberta@RiseOfAlberta·
🚨BREAKING 🚨 The court has issued a stay on the citizens' initiative process, preventing Elections Alberta from counting the vote on the Alberta independence petition. This was anticipated. As many of us know, many judges in Alberta are appointed by Ottawa and do not serve the interests of Albertans. However, this decision does not stop the current collection of signatures by Stay Free Alberta and signatures can continue to be collected until May 2nd. The Independence movement planned for this. There are still many ways forward. One option is to have a third party validate the signatures and present the results to the Premier to demonstrate the democratic mandate for Albertans to hold a referendum. This process will not be derailed by activist judges.
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