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@BridgetPhetasy Ironically , to check for a stroke you are suppose to lift both arms…

Am I having a stroke

I've said before that ship captains during the age of discovery were some of the most impressive human beings to ever live. We have trouble appreciating just how unimaginably great these men were. They had to play the role of navigator, cartographer, astronomer, logistics manager, military commander, judge, police captain, diplomat, CEO, recruiter, accountant and governor, all at the same time, and all under extreme duress, out in the middle of the ocean, cut off from the rest of the world where the penalty for one wrong decision was the death of everyone on board. These are some of the most brilliant and gifted human beings the world has ever known. Nobody on Earth today can come close to matching them. They had a level of both skill and physical courage that just doesn't exist on the planet today.

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

@C_3C_3 Would be kind of ironic if it was Jim Carrey

Who was wearing the Joe Biden masks? 99.99% of Conspiracy Theories turn our to be true.

@ConceptualJames James love you and Matt. I agree with Matt here. What is your issue with it?

I'm getting pretty sure which team Matt Walsh is on.

@unusual_whales @grok what would he make if it hits

A trader has just bought ~27,000 $NVDA 205c 3/20 ahead of this week's earnings report. What are you expecting from NVDA's earnings this week?

@jasonwhitlock @OldTakesExposed Reverse Jinx. Love it

Pro poker players were talking publicly about Chauncey Billups’s rigged poker games years ago. Watch this: x.com/bunrxm/status/…

@michaeljknowles BREAKING: Record set for largest gathering of AOL email addresses

The “No Kings” protests are the boomiest gatherings since Woodstock.

@RobertKennedyJc Prove it

Am I following you yet, or did the algorithm hide you from the MAHA crew? Follow me — I follow back. MAHA

@jakepaul @betr Taking a -400 as your lock is like boxing Tyson 30 years past his prime

lock is in. @betr

@clownworld maybe the laundry room

@KariLake The joke is in his hands when he takes a piss

micro, soft

@clownworld Does that make him an Indian Giver???

@unusual_whales Scariest stat is how many people actually take covid tests

The CDC also notes that the state has “high” levels of coronavirus detectable in its sewage water and that the rate at which coronavirus lab tests are coming back positive is continuing to rise. Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/covid-cas…

COVID cases have doubled in California. and officials advise indoor masking, per CBS

@DisaffectedPod Proper grammar and punctuation are both signs of racism as well as dog whistles to other bigots

Is this racist?

@BarackObama @grok Did Obama give approval for a drone attack on a us citizen without due process?

The erosion of basic principles like due process and the expanding use of our military on domestic soil puts the liberties of all Americans at risk, and should concern democrats and republicans alike.

This interview, which is also available to listen to as a podcast, provides a useful overview of some of the dangerous trends we’ve been seeing in recent months regarding federalization and militarization of state and local police functions. nytimes.com/2025/08/27/opi…

@ClayTravis A plane hit the Pentagon?

Ending slavery was a choice too. And hundreds of thousands of soldiers gave their lives to end it. Two planes were intentionally crashed into the World Trade Centers. Another into the Pentagon. Should these crashes be the focus of the Smithsonian’s Air and Space Museum?

@ClayTravis It’s just Dylan Mulvaney taking a bath in the barrel

Cracker Barrel’s CEO this morning: “Okay, what if we bring back the logo, but he’s trans?”

@RobertKennedyJc We’re cutting the EV tax credit. Let that sink in

The Big Beautiful Bill sure caused a raucous today! Anyway, going for a jog! MAHA

@stoolpresidente Dave he’s not far off. You came across like a bitch

For all the dummies who are few brain cells short this was a tweet about a wrestling enthusiast being offended by Barstool talk.

Says the pro wrestling enthusiast 😂