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@tabatkins Ah gotcha

@mostlysafe Not take it off? Because we bought the ring when I was 17 years younger and 60 pounds lighter. When I say "didn't" I mean "couldn't".

I have an MRI on Sunday. I haven't taken off my wedding ring in, oh, probably ten years. Tomorrow I get to try All The Tricks (aka elevate, floss, and lube), but also we have a ring cutter that should arrive on Saturday, so we've starting looking at replacement rings 😭

@tabatkins Such as why did you do that

@mostlysafe Such as?

Very late to the party but Susanna Clarke's Piranesi is hands down one of the best books I've ever read. Very hard to talk about without impacting on the reading experience, as discovery is a major joy in the book.

😬 Crypto: A Year In Review. twitter.com/BornAKang/stat…

@aedwardslevy Is it too late to be nominated for Shouter of the House

if you're in line for the speakership, stay in line

@ManishEarth The North American free() Trade Agreement?

firefox: our js objects are managed by not one but two separate kinds of garbage collectors firefox: the way you tell them apart is that one of them was written by Canadians

a new arc starts us off in the new year @ComicsKingdom comicskingdom.com/Funny-Online-A…

@nycsouthpaw The midnight train going anywhere, taken by the small town girl

Silver Meteor Starlight Express Transsiberian Hogwarts Express Thomas

Here's the first installment of my case against landing human beings on Mars. You may think you disagree, but I'm going to talk you around. idlewords.com/2023/1/why_not…

Cringe at this if you will, but what you see here is actually an excellent example of how the western world-- or, more precisely, the USA, has organically invented a kind of lunisolar calendar.

@tabatkins @regaussing @lizardmancer @plentyofalcoves And each according to their inertial frame of reference

@regaussing @lizardmancer @plentyofalcoves We are not the arbiters of hell. We may only be able to observe an eighth of the volume so far but the Lord judges all of them.

Hard truths: all aliens within 2000 light years of our solar system have now observed christ's baptism, yet 0 aliens have accepted him as their savior. as the radius of the perdition bubble expands, an exponentially increasing number of aliens are being condemned to Hell forever.

@patking13 TFW

All I want to do is watch The Empire Strikes Back but nOoOo I have to "clean the kitchen and bathroom" and "take the dog out" and "go to bed at a responsible time" because I'm an "adult"

@tabatkins "Conati sumus"

I think I might finally have a Latin moto for the household: Sonabat Facilius

aahh that magical time of year when the sweet potatoes start their long and treacherous pilgrimage back to their breeding grounds

@thingskatedid That's a buff that lasts an hour, IIRC, and is non-stackable

today i cooked a hearty stew, it was filling and delicious and absolutely worth waiting three and a half hours for. but!! in a surprise twist! now i actually have colour in my cheeks. they're slightly off-white! i look marginally less dead. it's incredible. good job, food

@DrewTurneyTX I've had a few tweets mysteriously fail to send recently, and just had to retry through it.

Well why tf did this work?!

This is a test. Every time I tried to tweet recently its failed

@NireBryce If you don't have homemade bone heresies, is store-bought ok?