Misha

Calling it now. If I ever publish a book of poetry, it will be titled "Apologies for the Entropy."

@OmicsOmicsBlog @adamjharmon @TomKnightSynBio @GrinkoBiotech @Ginkgo i made them in the fall of 2019, i think. afaik there was only one printing

@adamjharmon @TomKnightSynBio @GrinkoBiotech @Ginkgo Hey! When did they give out the D isomer t-shirts?

steamed dispairagus

@p_maverick_b lol but also i just bought adult-sized toddler shoes so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Saw a paper where the authors said a particular approach has "been in their infancy for decades" 💀💀💀

Because I could not stop for Death — he ran me over doing 50 in a 25.

With 20 years of demonstrated government experience behind me, and my love and commitment to this community I call home, I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor of Melrose. samformelrose.com #mapoli #melrosema @emergema

There was a nonprofit-that-helped-companies-with-business-intelligence, and BINGO was its name-o: BI-NGO BI-NGO, BI-NGO, BI-NGO, and BINGO was its name-o.

Aragorn Arathornovich, my favorite JRR Tolstoy character

@JKBlev were they also in favor of a wheel group?

Man goes to doctor, says woke mind virus must be defeated. Doctor says treatment is simple, great clown Dave Chappelle is in town tonight, go and see him. Man bursts into tears, says, but doctor, I am elon musk

@starsandrobots Fahrenheit

What’s the most American English word? I’ll go first: “yardstick”

@pt @modernserf @starsandrobots i bet they don’t even make them for RHD cars

@modernserf @starsandrobots Can you imagine putting truck nuts on your car and driving around England? You might be arrested.

@primusgendered she was trying to make the Vonnegut asshole; just didn’t have enough limbs

These Black Friday deals are outrageous this year

@420quiznos counterpoint: now that there are only 3 devs left, it’s actually possible to read all the emails he gets. hardcore! 📧🙃🔫🤯

@sovietvisuals This is just the fulfillment of Khrushchev’s dictum to the west: “We will bear-y you.”

Siberian baby bear Dasha on the way to Prague. Photo by V. Medvedev / TASS, 1987

Been thinking a lot about Tubby the Tuba lately. Current take: the Frog is Tyler Durden.

Neat!

@reshmapshetty @Ginkgo @jrkelly @TomKnightSynBio @bcanton they sure did. way to go!!

@mywolfson @Ginkgo @jrkelly @TomKnightSynBio @bcanton Haha. The kids pulled it off!

Congratulations to everyone at @Ginkgo this morning! You better ring the shit outta that bell!! @jrkelly @reshmapshetty @TomKnightSynBio @bcanton