Rohit Sharma

Today my washing machine emailed me tips on how to raise children. The apocalypse is weird.

@mickeyxfriedman @entropixs There was a term in the Seattle music scene called “Microsoft Bands.” You’d be out there as an indie group trying to get gigs and get paid, but you’d lose out to Microsoft millionaires with crazy gear who didn’t need the money. You’re sharing the truth, and it’s everywhere.

@entropixs it's not my fantasy, i'm a programmer too. most people just can't be honest with themselves.

rich people’s fantasy be like “ah my capital beats talent and hard work”

@adamislucky @ChrisRamsey60 This guy cars.

@ChrisRamsey60 Fully loaded Honda Odyssey

If you could have one car… Any car. What would you pick?

@doctorkongx @KPapetti He’s had two bananas. He’s ready.

@KPapetti Gotta bring in the big gun: Munenori Kawasaki

First pitch throwers at the Rogers Centre this playoffs: Russell Martin Kevin Pillar Edwin Encarnacion Josh Donaldson Jose Bautista Who should get game 7?

@nfarina 100% agree. Combining the accuracy of navigation estimates with a planned buffer (like getting coffee before an event) has made being on time easier something to look forward to.

Realized this morning how easy it is now to always be on time to everything, now that sub-minute ETAs are the norm. That plus multi-stop driving navigation makes planning a day of activities trivial.

@internetvin Reincarnation Blues by Michael Poore indigo.ca/en-ca/reincarn…

what's a book you read that changed your life

@JamesChapple Congratulations, James! Well deserved. My kids and I are watching Daniel Tiger right now. I always think of how much of a role your music plays in this show.

Hey we did it! My writing partners and I won a Canadian Screen Award for our work on #PAWPatrol! A big thanks to the Academy and all the folks who voted for us. #CanadianScreenAwards

@shivamdwn I like the first one

Simplifying the onboarding screens. Showing the core value proposition upfront. Which option you would choose?

@agarcher As much as I can, everything in 1Password. Everything else in a folder at home.

How do you managed personal documents? The important ones like tax docs, mortgage, insurance, will, whatever else. Do you have a filing cabinet? Do you just avoid anything paper and trust you’ll never need it? Are your digital documents in your inbox or organized somewhere?

@adamislucky 🙋🏻‍♂️

I'm cleaning the weeds from the pool deck. The children are 50 yards away, kicking a soccer ball around, without fighting. Sign up for my newsletter and/or cult.

@jackiebo Really enjoyed today's training, Jackie. Thank you for the invitation!

I’m looking for people to beta-test my new behavioral interview training. If you’d like free interview help, please let me know docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Even amazing senior candidates have a hard time talking about themselves in interviews. What stories to tell? What details are impressive? I can help!

@jackiebo Thanks for the recommendation! Just ordered, and looking forward to it. I got a chance to study adolescent brain development in a past product role in suicide prevention. It's as fascinating as you call out in your tweets.

Really enjoying “10 to 25: The Science of Motivating Young People” by David Yeager. It applies to both parenting and managing — why does this age range react so differently to feedback and requests…

@mickeyxfriedman Thank you. I am definitely going to try this out. I take mag biglycinate and it’s pretty good, and melatonin makes me way too drowsy. Mag T sounds perfect.

take magnesium threonate over melatonin for the deepest sleep of your life

@love_hannah8 @MarcosArteaga @aura_frames Thank you! We got ours working now too. They love it.

@MarcosArteaga @robohit @aura_frames I just finally got logged in check it now!

We are currently experiencing a temporary cloud outage. We are working to resolve this as quickly as possible. We're sorry for the disruption today! We'll post here once resolved.

@JamesChapple @melodyfederer It’s so good!

Hey friends! I did a remix for the very talented @melodyfederer that's out on all major streaming platforms! I'm really happy with how this one turned out!! Check the link below and crank it up loud! #newmusic #NewMusicAlert #electronicmusic #electropop distrokid.com/hyperfollow/me…

@internetvin In! Just signed up for the waitlist.

If you're interested in this accountability experiment HERE ARE THE RULES: 1. Complete 3 workouts each week (6 total) over 2 weeks. 2. Each work out must be at least 30 minutes and happen on different days. 3. You can choose the days and times that work for you. 4. All workouts are tracked through Futureland with a photo and notes. 5. Everyone in the challenge can see each other's entries. 6. If you complete all workouts, you get your $100 back plus a share of any forfeited amounts. For example, in a group of 4, if one person fails, the three successful participants each get their $100 back plus $33.33

@evansammccann “But I thought Christmas only came once a year?”

All 25 James Bond movies on Prime. Christmas came early!

@marshcinquefoil Wait. I just saw your earlier tweet. You have like 4000 notes. My advice is terrible. But! I wonder if a hack would be to export all the notes to another app (like Bear) and then re-import them. I would probably mess around with something like that.

@marshcinquefoil This isn’t super elegant, but I did the two finger swipe down to select thing and was able to cruise through and select a few hundred notes pretty quickly.

@nickgraynews There was no underseat storage, but you both found room for love. (I have 16 more of these ready to go for your wedding.)

I am seated at the bulkhead on a flight and the flight attendant just starting using my legs as a table for her safety briefing stuff She just started to put stuff on top of me without asking and I don't mind I think it is cute so I guess we're dating now