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"New explosive diarrhea parasite in fresh produce this week but its okay because is it treatable with a specific antibiotic! Its called bactrim." I am allergic to bactrim. I might just have to die

@hell_line0 Endometriosis affects an average about 14% of women, but when they have symptoms its "we have to cut you open to find it, then biospsy the lesions and test them just to be sure". When less than 20 men worldwide experience it then its "okay spit in this tube and we got you"

So let me get this straight. Men get diagnosed with endometriosis and suddenly now there is a SALIVA test?!??

@tigerlilysghost Because people with herpes kissed them on the mouth as a baby and now they have to deal with it the rest of their lives

“Kissing your baby on the mouth could give them herpes.” Why do all of you guys have herpes

Laughing about mitch McConnell allegedly having 4 quadrillion collective minutes of phone calls in the span of about 8 hours (480 minutes) and just imagining him there with multiple cell phones like this

Naturally skinny girls complaining abt being too skinny is gonna be the death of me…like yea you can be insecure at any weight but you’re literally the beauty standard

There's no footage of Tyler Robinson shooting Charlie Kirk because he didn't shoot Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk was killed by an explosive device in his microphone.

“Let’s not make this about race.” You’re right. Let’s pretend it was a white woman that was left on an island by “friends.” Maybe then it will be an actual investigation with justice.

If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now. Rest in power Nolan Wells

@Gabbrielxzn This is science and math neurodivergent erasure and I wont stand for it lmao

You can tell how neurodivergent someone was in high school by how much they depended on their English/humanities teacher for emotional support and validation

@jawdroppuh_ Laughing at the comments calling the dad transphobic as if fathers dont tell their own cis sons "real men dont worry about (xyz)" all the time. It may be toxic masculinity but that doesnt automatically mean transphobia

my female cousin has been dating a trans man for a couple years but most of us haven’t met them. on Saturday, someone asks why she’s never brought her boyfriend around the family and my cousin says “he wants to lose more weight before meeting the whole family” and without missing a beat my dad goes “you need to tell them that a real man doesn’t care about those things”

Tiktok liberals saying that im shaving my legs/arms because im a slave to the patriarchy and that sensory issues are a lie like no im shaving my legs because its 102f and my shit so thick it actually raises my core temp im not doing it for men im doing it for ME

@linkkling I remember in like 2012 when the "next gen xbox" was starting production but we had no info yet, and everyone thought itd be called the xbox 720 and there'd be multiple disc ports so you could switch between your favorite 2 or 3 games without having to get up and change the disc

when, at 13 years old, i said "man i wish i didn't have to swap my discs out of my console every time", this is NOT the solution i meant

Pro Lifer : What if your mother aborted you?!?! Me: I wouldn't be in therapy for suicidal ideation

part of me wants to get better and the other part wants to get so much worse

2021: eu devia ter me matado ano passado 2022: eu devia ter me matado ano passado 2023: eu devia ter me matado ano passado 2024: eu devia ter me matado ano passado 2025: eu devia ter me matado ano passado 2026: eu devia ter me matado ano passado

This xitter user is proposing a bold new idea of delivering vulnerable women directly to rapists

@NYCMayor Rare mamdani L but an L indeed. Shut off times square and add solar panels to the roof of buildings that are otherwise not used and you'll greatly increase the efficiency of electricity in NYC. No one needs 17 Accutane ads on the side of a building while being told to set to 78

New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can. Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment. A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.

@hayasaka_aryan Okay im not saying weed addicts aren't corny but alcoholics absolutely do stuff like this too. "Oh well im doing shots not beer or mixed drinks so its healthier" "I drink healthy high end liquor" "here's a picture of me after each of my 12 shots from tonight" etc

Weed addicts are literally the worst kind of addict. You never see alcoholics pretend their addiction is healthy or make corny videos like this

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government