Timekeeper of Whatever

It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:

Dear God, what the hell is Casino butter?

paul skenes ERA by season

Harry Sisson and I together for the first time in person to debate live in NYC on primetime. What could go wrong? Might break the internet! 🍿👀

urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

Today, we’re releasing a feature that allows Claude to control your computer: Mouse, keyboard, and screen, giving it the ability to use any app. I believe this is especially useful if used with Dispatch, which allows you to remotely control Claude on your computer while you’re away.

For years these two self-obsessed idiots have made their living siding with the strong against the weak using the most vicious and disgusting language possible. don’t let them ride the pendulum as it starts swinging the other way.

new höhlengleichnis just dropped

Tucker Carlson: I don’t want Israel to be destroyed. I don’t want any country to be destroyed at all.