Timekeeper of Whatever

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Timekeeper of Whatever

@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Aralık 2011

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·31 Ara

This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but it’s now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti

It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·2m

Ohhh the yellow sauce is their rock sauce, which is like zip sauce

Genius Tech@Geniustechw

Dear God, what the hell is Casino butter?

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Fraud

Jay Cuda@JayCuda

paul skenes ERA by season

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AshDHD 🦭@ash_dhd·2d

25 years ago my dad circumcised me, today I fixxed some of his teeth. A Lannister always pays off his debts

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Pub@PubWanghaf·1d

Congrats on the sex

Brilyn Hollyhand@BrilynHollyhand

Harry Sisson and I together for the first time in person to debate live in NYC on primetime. What could go wrong? Might break the internet! 🍿👀

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Communist Party of Genovia@MissPavIichenko·2d

m@chmpgnsoshalist

urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.

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Josh Billinson@jbillinson·2d

I’ll take any excuse to post this again

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This guy is such a fucking snake

AF Post@AFpost

Gavin Newsom clarifies he is a “proud Zionist” who “reveres Israel.” He said he “regrets” calling Israel an “apartheid state”, only meaning to describe Netanyahu’s leadership. Follow: @AFpost

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Hanny of Limveld@Uirusu_chan·2d

godskin noble at 50% health

Posts Of Kittens🐾@postsofkittens

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·2d

What could go wrong?

Felix Rieseberg@felixrieseberg

Today, we’re releasing a feature that allows Claude to control your computer: Mouse, keyboard, and screen, giving it the ability to use any app. I believe this is especially useful if used with Dispatch, which allows you to remotely control Claude on your computer while you’re away.

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@redtter15151 @Jewdamann @annakhachiyan Yeah this is not responsive to what I said at all

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redtter@redtter15151·3d

@spaghetti @Jewdamann @annakhachiyan Actually, the above person has the correct and historically proven attitude. You don't treat people from other groups the same as your own, or your group will suffer. From the family to nation, exclusivity means life or death. NPC, barbarian, or goyim... it works.

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Anna Khachiyan@annakhachiyan·4d

Lol even leftists now don’t think it’s a theory they just disagree that it’s bad

Evan's Opinion@EvanTor68

@nkulw You should hear Dasha’s partner (Anna) recently peddle her own sassy version of ‘white replacement’ theory. Just vile. Both these grifters deserve to be scorned for the rest of their days…

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·3d

@AdamMossoff @BurninKaya “The confirmation bias machine told me what I wanted it to!” Of course you teach at ASS Law lol

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Adam Mossoff@AdamMossoff·3d

@BurninKaya Grok says it's realb(I asked before posting it). I reconfirmed it again: grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

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Adam Mossoff@AdamMossoff·4d

Excellent mural of Rama Duwaji, wife of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, that appeared in NYC a week ago. Never forget that Duwaji repeatedly cheered October 7 atrocities. If she was wife of Republican mayor of NYC, this would be on front page of NY Times and discussed nonstop on CNN.

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·3d

@MonkDegenerate @annakhachiyan @PerryALPHA You are schizophrenic

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DTR@MonkDegenerate·4d

@annakhachiyan @PerryALPHA Estrogenic hysteria is an empirical concept and made visible in physiognomy and posting

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Anna Khachiyan@annakhachiyan·4d

Oh nooo those mean girls used cruel language again

noah kulwin@nkulw

For years these two self-obsessed idiots have made their living siding with the strong against the weak using the most vicious and disgusting language possible. don’t let them ride the pendulum as it starts swinging the other way.

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@Jewdamann @annakhachiyan Yeah everyone’s an NPC except you and the people you agree with. Get over yourself

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trachtingut@Jewdamann·3d

@annakhachiyan You can’t respond to people who are just waiting for the correct moment to pile on. It’s not real, they’re not real people and don’t have real opinions about anything real. I disagree with a some of what you say but you’re not an unreal person. Unreal people cannot be spoken to

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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti·4d

Germans have a word for “cave allegory”? What the fuck

k̷o̷k̷o̷𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄s̷@lorelostit

new höhlengleichnis just dropped

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@somnambulist_68 @LaochDubholtach @HeerJeet @JillFilipovic Practically speaking, no. A border or an ICC indictment are only as valuable as the strength of their enforcement. As long as the U.S. keeps abetting and the intl community keeps looking the other way, Israel will continue to violate others’ rights on paper

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somnambulist.1968@somnambulist_68·4d

@LaochDubholtach @HeerJeet @JillFilipovic Perhaps, but that is what they are stuck with. No more no less.

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Jill Filipovic@JillFilipovic·5d

It’s honestly wild to me that anyone watches this and thinks the person who comes across well is… Tucker Carlson. He just talks like a smarmy evasive walking smirk.

Clash Report@clashreport

Tucker Carlson: I don’t want Israel to be destroyed. I don’t want any country to be destroyed at all.

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Warren Sharp@SharpFootball·6d

MOST INSANE 15 SECONDS OF THE YEAR x.com/F0RGIAT0/statu…

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@Kc9703 @ChloeNumberIII cato.org/blog/cato-stud…

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Kc_13@Kc9703·6d

@ChloeNumberIII I think it showed how ridiculous it is that we, as taxpayers, foot the bill for non taxpayers....

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chloe 🦋@ChloeNumberIII·6d

i thought this episode of the pitt really did a good job showing the ontological evil of police.

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@michaeljknowles You are gay

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Michael Knowles@michaeljknowles·6d

The most absurd part of this story—and the part no one seems to have noticed—is that this woman is not a bachelorette.

Variety@Variety

ABC has pulled "The Bachelorette" following domestic violence allegations involving Taylor Frankie Paul. “In light of the newly released video just surfaced today, we have made the decision to not move forward with the new season of ‘The Bachelorette’ at this time, and our focus is on supporting the family,” the statement from a Disney Entertainment Television spokesperson reads. variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

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I’d rather kill myself

Jakey@SolJakey

If your friend group is not actively discussing - Retardmaxxing - Energy drinks - Blackjack - Slots - Gambling - Zyns - Benjamin Netanyahu - being racist - Peptides You need new friends

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Tarence Ray@tarenceray·19 Mar

[zack de la rocha hunching down real low] networks at work keepin people calm / you know they murdered Kirk, when he spoke out on Tehran

The_Real_Fly@The_Real_Fly

KENT: CHARLIE KIRK WAS LOBBYING TRUMP AGAINST IRAN WAR, INVESTIGATION INTO HIS MURDER STOPPED BY FBI *

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