(resolute synth meat intensified)

@markgkenny @ANUausi Resolve always gave dodgy results, tended toward conservatives

A front page from earlier this year. It is what the numbers said… yet a couple of short months later he wasn’t even “on track” to stay in parliament. ⁦@ANUausi⁩

@DesireeAmerica4 She's bringing a certain boorishness that isn't welcome in the airport departure/slot machine lounge

She thought she had "Main Character Energy" right up until the moment she was slammed. ​You can see the exact second reality set in. She walked in screaming, thinking her volume gave her power. The guard politely disagreed by folding her like a lawn chair.😏

@k_mahlburg They dropped the ball in 2019 when the Tories were in gov abc.net.au/news/2025-12-1…

The Bondi massacre was entirely avoidable. Where was Australia's leadership when it mattered?

@Joy_Orr_ @AustralianJA Those are senior officers, not even armed

@AustralianJA I note Pauline Hanson didn't need this level of Police protection to visit Bondi Beach & show her genuine condolences to the families of the 16 people who were murdered in cold blood. Anthony Albanese must reflect on why he needs 4 Police officers to visit an Aussie beach!

Cheers for One Nation leader Pauline Hanson from the Jewish community at Bondi Beach Contrast this with the reaction that Labor ministers are receiving.

@USAMAGA8888 @nyunggai Left jihadists have telekinetic powers it's so over

@nyunggai More like

John Ruddick MLC, Bob Carr, Craig Foster, etc. Never forget who marched on the Bridge. NEVER.

@45FirstLady @AndyMaherDFA @johncusack He's wearing a Kangaroos jersey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@AndyMaherDFA @johncusack Australians were massacred where’s your post about that. How you live with yourself is beyond me.

Among the so many memorable moments Rob Reiner and his casts have given us, there will always be this. Thanks ⁦@johncusack⁩. In these screwed up times, we need more of this.

@nagendr_24 Crabtree? I've been calling him Crandall

@paratroopbrady @BNONews In Australia it's a shocking incident. In America it's quotidian.

@BNONews But the banned guns were supposed to stop this in Australia.

BREAKING: Active shooters reported in Bondi Beach, Australia

@BTCBreadMan @sns11235 @BrianRoemmele the vacuum is outside the spacecraft

@sns11235 @BrianRoemmele He’s in the vacuum of space dude

In 0G or low G when you’re stuck, you’re stuck. It is advisable to have a mediation system, just in case your colleagues become incapacitated, and you become stuck— forever.

@AdriGarriga @camrrowe Don't knock inflatable tanks; they worked wonders for Operation Overlord.

@camrrowe Are you sure that tank isn't inflatable? it looks made of jelly, metal doesn't behave like this unless it's super hot.

This is gonna get scary fast.

@cricketontnt Queensland should apologise first. They know why

PSA: Always wear a helmet 🛴

@rickybutcher_ @cricketontnt Don't lump us all in with Queenslanders.

@cricketontnt A sad country full of sad cunts. "Apologise to the people of Queensland". Have you ever in your fucking life heard such rubbish.

@JoshButler He should be holding his glasses in portrait

Malcolm Turnbull in Parliament House, official portrait unveiling. With Sussan Ley in audience, says: "7 years since I stopped being PM, there's still reality denial, physics denial is still alive" "Energy policy should be made by engineering & economics, not ideology & idiocy"

@AustralianJA @PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus You can't unsee the ghost of Mao in Pauline's portrait. Is she aware the spectre of communism is haunting her?

Just met with the first woman kicked out of an Australian government building for wearing a burka. Thank you for always standing with our community @PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus

@ChelNat86 @JuliaHB1 Those lazy freeloading school kids need to get jobs

They. Are. Not. Free. They are funded by TAXPAYERS.

@Nirgal451 I'm not paying for that

Hear me out. The Three Heads Bridge.

@daisycutterzine Are their wolves in Bluey's world, or were wolves their version of Neanderthals and died out millions of years ago?

r/bluey

@NYCMayor The Western Wall is in Turkey?

God, as I stand at the Western Wall, I join all those of Faith who stood here before me.

@mathaiaus You're paying a premium for all the puns. It would be 10 bucks cheaper if it was simply called Mary's

@joshuarolson More please.

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