Tim Bishop

Here's Tweet 5000 y'all: I watched 3 hours of Replacements DVDs today so I could spoil the ending: They're the best and still they break up.

@HartsWorld (For space reasons, I left out a very important part: these stats are totals from their best 5 seasons.)

@HartsWorld Here's the stats, non-stat comment: QB's involved CJ: Stafford BM: Cutler, Fitzpatrick, Henne, Moore, McCown Team Records CJ 28-52 BM 43-37 (Which teams do you think threw the ball more? The team above .500 or the team that went 0-16 once?) Stats CJ 468/7,682 BM 534/6,895

In no world does Brandon Marshall belong in the hall of fame. Stats are great and have a place in the discussion, but as supporting evidence for the eye test. This is what’s ruining sports, yall stop watching and evaluating and just read the data… sigh. Analysis paralysis.

@HartsWorld I'm not saying that Marshall's a first-ballot hall of famer like Johnson, but at some point, production among others in his era needs to be considered. Compare his stats to HoF-er Terrell Owens, another eccentric who never won a Super Bowl who was not a fan of the media.

@Puppieslover Cashew

You have to name him the last thing you ate What’s his name ?

@KatieMiller wow way to own the libs by maiming your child

Today my child declared that he’s a pirate. I’m taking him to the doctor to amputate his leg and give him a peg leg. I was told we’re supposed to unquestionably affirm transitions. Welcome to today’s Supreme Court oral arguments.

@tweeth_mitchell @JosephLaMagna You can't spell AI without Augusta natIonal

@JosephLaMagna Augusta Digital Golf Club

I do wonder how we'll remember the TGL experiment 30 years from now

@BellaBaddie__ Breakfast In Bed

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@james_paladin @jjones9 Exactly. If they did that, Metcalf would demand a trade or his release, and Pittsburgh would cease to be a desirable destination for free agents.

@jjones9 The Steelers don’t necessarily have to void the guarantee money. 💰

Upon appeal, the NFL has upheld Steelers WR DK Metcalf's 2 game suspension for his physical confrontation with a fan. Metcalf's regular season is done, he will lose out on $555k in game checks and $45 million in future guarantees void

@Matt_Pinner If your body still looked like that, why wouldn't you?

Shania Twain is 60 years old, why is she still dressing like this on stage??

@realBSaints 17. I won't go to my grave until he hits that number. YOU HEAR THAT, BESSEMER SAINTS? YOU HEAR ME, GRAPE? I will haunt the living shit out of all y'all. (Grape, I believe in you. I wouldn't even suggest such dire consequences if I thought 17 straight sessions was beyond you.

GRAPE HAS GONE 0️⃣ SESSIONS WITHOUT DROPPING A STICK (or breaking one). Getting intense again.

For their honeymoon they're hunting each other, starting at opposite sides of a gorgeous private island. Inshallah they find each other.

@Charles71007222 @RpsAgainstTrump Show us, Chuck.

@RpsAgainstTrump But you were ok with this action during the Biden administration

WATCH: An ICE agent pushes away a home security camera as she approaches a house. This is what a police state looks like.

@aintscarylarry J6 was a job fair for ICE.

Ever notice how you don’t hear about the Proud Boys or the Patriot Front or any of those other right wing fascist white supremacist groups anymore? Because all those Nazi fucks work for ICE now. ICE is a government-run terrorist organization.

@VinnysCorner1 Earl Campbell

FIRST PLAYER THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU SEE THIS LOGO IS…

@tonyposnanski Motts a rell a

Okay I am going to prove a point. Can you write out in the comments how you would pronounce the cheese that is most commonly used on a pizza.

@cnnbrk You mean Pete Hegseth says. This "investigation" will last about 20 seconds, 15 of which will be a career serviceman yelling appropriate sections of the UCMJ at Secretary Jagerbomb, the next 5 will be stuffing Petey in a locker.

The Pentagon says it is investigating Sen. Mark Kelly and threatens potential court martial in wake of illegal orders video. cnn.it/3Xjb26C

@SenMarkKelly Pete Hegseth would've seen 10 seconds of just one of your combat missions and (pardon my language) shit himself to death.

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents. In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much. Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death. If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.

@m_millsey @RealJamesWoods Mr. Mills, it's not polite to lob insults at someone who's clearly gone blind and senile in their involuntary retirement.

@RealJamesWoods You are more vile by the damned day, James.

Pete Hegseth is the administration’s tip of the spear when it comes to getting stuff done.

@GailSimone Agree. If Cap's fighting another hero (or the Punisher), his secret advantage is his position as America's Ass. Iron Man, The Thing, even Moon Knight or Iron Fist would hold back just a little, out of massive respect. A Wakandan King has no such reverence.

Someone said Captain America could beat the Black Panther and I am trying to figure out what comics they've been reading that makes that seem likely.