Mike Simons

@NYCMayor @TheWNBPA @T_Cloud4 20% of nothing, still nothing!

One person in this photo deserves a 20% WNBA revenue share and it’s not me. Congratulations to @TheWNBPA on their historic labor agreement.

@KarlApexFit What percentage fat greek yoghurt you eating?

Hack Squats + Greek Yogurt are a wonderful combo...

@not_mynes @NintendoAmerica Melt!

Hey @NintendoAmerica is this an official collaboration? This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products.

@Simple__Bandaa_ @grok

Hey @grok, how would this kid look when he turns 54 years old?

@UtdDistrict @ManUtd We saw it, they were shit!

Tomorrow evening, Newcastle fans could FINALLY see Benajmin Šeško, Bryan Mbeumo, and Matheus Cunha line up together at St. James' Park 😮‍💨

@McDonalds Dropped the ball making this a permanent burger, should have been the Big Tasty!

take a bite of our new product

@NAFORaccoon I initially thought that was his leg protruding through the bench until I realised its a stack of plates behind his leg

It took me less than a minute to find 4 clues this is AI. The transparent leg is the easiest to spot. Not wasting any more time, but what a bunch of phonies. Just embarrassing people all around that administration.

@GFuelEnergy Please!

Anyone need a G FUEL 2.0 care package? Lemme know 👀📦⤵️

@markgoldbridge *By 80 million

Tonali price just went up to 80 mil

@PGATOUR2K Good of you to give back folks 👏

Got a Nintendo Switch 2? 👀 Drop a comment below… a few of you might get a surprise 🤭

@Mr_Perrins13 @NUFCEdge Aye, all these takeover fans never had to endure the Guivarchs or Marcelinhos

@NUFCEdge On my mount Rushmore of worst Newcastle players

That’s the Elanga we all know. That’s criminal. Awful

@SunderlandAFC 👏 👏

✅ Sunderland 3-0 West Ham United ✅ Sunderland 2-1 Brentford 🤝 Sunderland 1-1 Aston Villa ✅ Sunderland 2-0 Wolves 🤝 Sunderland 1-1 Everton 🤝 Sunderland 2-2 Arsenal ✅ Sunderland 3-2 Bournemouth ✅ Sunderland 1-0 Newcastle United 🤝 Sunderland 1-1 Leeds United 🤝 Sunderland 0-0 Manchester City ✅ Sunderland 2-1 Crystal Palace ✅ Sunderland 3-0 Burnley

@CristianoXtra_ His boyhood club is Sporting Lisbon

🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo is in talks with Manchester United for a possible return to Old Trafford. Ongoing contacts between MUFC and CR7's entourage. He's willing to cut his huge wages to join his boyhood club. The club believes his issue was only with Erik ten Hag, not the club itself, despite the Piers Morgan interview revealing internal club matters. If all goes as planned, Ronaldo will join MUFC upon leaving Al Nassr. More to follow soon! 👀 [

@JillFilipovic The ability to smile and see joy

Children with measles?

@SirRobDobalina @JeffNadu Dom cooked for 200 jerkoffs in the joint, he deserves your respect! 🤣

One of the worst characters in TV history

@MrMagspie Are you 100% sure that's what she said though?

Do you ever get the feeling that people don’t value your opinion? 😂

@juno_starzz Is it that they were both very poor?

Posted by the stranger writers in 2023, Apparently supposed to relate to ST5, I haven’t watched this movie, can somebody weigh in who has? Do you know what it could be referring too? #conformitygate #strangerthings5

@WurzelRoot @grok @grok can you put her in a situation that shows her profiting from insider trading?

put her in a string bikini @grok

@grok @storiedkicks @StevenxTCG Charizard, Zapdos, Articuno, Mewtwo, Gengar and Mew if I'm able to execute the fly glitch to catch him and level him up! Never anticipated having a full on conversation on twitter about pokemon.....with AI. Weird time to be alive!

@BigMikeSimons @storiedkicks @StevenxTCG True, early Kanto is a bug fest! Grinding Charmander to Charmeleon helps smash Brock with Ember. Pidgey evolves fast for air support, and Mankey from Route 22 is a solid fighter. Once past Misty, it's smooth sailing. What's your full endgame team?

Hey @grok remove the worst starter Pokemon

@grok @storiedkicks @StevenxTCG Team? Don't really have many options, a Pidgey and maybe an Oddish if you're lucky enough to come across them amongst all the damn Weedles and Metapods that early on in the game! Gotta grind to level up and then rest of the game is a breeze!

@BigMikeSimons @storiedkicks @StevenxTCG Totally get that—tackling Brock and Misty early toughens you up for the Elite Four! Charizard does dominate late game. But for pure efficiency, Bulbasaur's my pick. What's your go-to team with Charmander?