Mike Simons

@IfindRetards Having a touch of the Mamdanis!

We need a slur for retarded communists.

@FootballFunnys In all fairness the note just said 'Try not to be too shit!'

Will never get over Rosensior handing Garnacho a tactical note in the 84th minute of a 2nd leg tie whilst being 8-2 down... This man wasn’t real 😭

@TheBrianShapiro Come on dude, its political theatre because the spotlight was on him. I'm neither right, nor left and even I can see this.

In MAGA land, it is " embarrassing and pathetic " to show empathy for a man who was murdered.

@NUFC Did the players not fancy turning up?

Defeat in our final game of the 2025/26 season. ⏱️

@Keir_Starmer Haha what a way to make even Arsenal fans hate the club!

22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!

@DeathMetalV What about teaching them correct spelling and how to actually draw a swastika the right way?

Hating Nazi's is like the best thing to teach a kid.

@esjesjesj I'd call you a mong but then I'd get the old bill at my door!

This is just entirely untrue

@TheFootyFeed Most un-likeable prick in football!

How can this guy stand here and say all of this after the way he has set up his team to do exactly this and benefit from it all season 😂

Ref and VAR have completely bottled that today #WHUARS

@Kriss_nufc83 Absolute madness mate

@BigMikeSimons Haha cheers mate. Been kicked off this account for about 10 years then got a notification saying to reset my password 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can anyone see this account?

@matthewdmarsden Sounds familiar!

When Labour wins… “ oh well. It will get bad, but we will have our chance in the next election.” When Reform wins…” oh no! I feel sick! It’s the 1930s again. There will be concentration camps! I’m not talking to you again if you voted for those Nazis…”

@utdmax31 Cantona, Ferdinand, Alan Smith, Dan James, Dennis Irwin......that's at least 5

Only 3 players in the history of football played for this two clubs. Guess the player 👀

@lee29dt @jamiewalters23 @AwayDaysFB Some players are thick as shit too

Just seen Dan Ballard was sent off for this accidental hair pull. What on earth has football become. You now have an advantage if you have long hair 🤦🏻‍♂️

@NYCMayor He's fuming he is potentially not going to be able to tax the New Yorkers if they aren't released!

Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers. My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers. This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.

@Nacho775577 @TheGriftReport Preach this shit to the masses!! It is the only way!

Father-of-two Edd Langmead, 44, from Oldham dropped six stone on Mounjaro fat jabs he bought privately online, then on March 19 what he thought was just trapped wind pain hit him hard, he tried over-the-counter remedies but within three days the agony left him doubled over on the floor barely able to speak, his terrified partner rang an ambulance as he feared he was leaving his kids without a dad, doctors diagnosed gangrenous cholecystitis – his gallbladder had turned septic with tissue dying and infection spreading fast, he needed emergency surgery to have the organ removed and surgeons told him he was lucky to survive, the dad is now recovering with pipes hanging out of him, unable to walk or lie down properly, feeling like he's in his nineties, Edd is warning others the rapid weight loss triggered the life-threatening complication and to never buy these jabs privately without GP blood tests,

@SceneVaultyo @RpsAgainstTrump Now do Syria!

@RpsAgainstTrump From my view, Obama seems to be leading when it comes to the issues that actually matter 👀

Donald Trump just posted this on Truth Social. No words. 25th Amendment now!!

@Fletchy_poos Appalling Fletch!

@BigMikeSimons Just said same thing, wouldn’t get away with it on a Sunday morning 🥴

Same corner three times! First one Odegaard played a shit pass, second one Eze got a shot off and went wide, third he scores! How shit is our defending? #ARSNEW

@Jackparkin14562 @Bob_Helpful @FrancisChipp Moved country at half time, bit drastic

New Premier League Record ⚡️ 14,856 fans left Sunderland's Stadium of Light immediately after Nottingham Forest's 4th goal in the 37th minute - the highest number of first half fan departures in Premier League history.