Captain

“ I finally understood why bodies grow tall and wide here.” 💀💀💀

@DogAlpha5000 Hit and miss tbh, a handful of random things but it’s not exactly how I remember things tasting. Pretty much whatever I do eat tho is staying down, so that’s a plus………just in time for the docs wanting to do another radiation 😂

@CaptainElCapo Are you able to taste food again?

@GoatBallzTradez Well played 😭

@CaptainElCapo Here you go sir 🤣. 🐐⚾️⚾️

I got one answer to why I’ve been feeling like a train with a hard on…saw this in my blood work. I’m not taking anything for that to be so high, but like why has chemo given me this side effect? 😂😭 Instead of Breaking Bad, it’s gonna be Clapping Cheek FML

@GiaMMacool Very true. Thing is tho, if it’s not appreciated it has an expiration date which can come fast

A man who loves you will annoy you like a child. Women don’t understand this.  They think a man who teases is lacking maturity…not accurate. If he:  jokes,  is playful,  Makes fun of you  Says random things to piss you off  It’s his way of letting you into his world.  Now if a man is silent around you… Or mysterious, it can mean indifference and a performance. So ladies, embrace the man who meets you with open arms and laughter his humor often reveals a heart that is both loyal and genuinely caring.

@GoatBallzTradez I’m a fucken moron, I know 😂😂😭

Today’s a great day to propose marriage, gentlemen.

@GoatBallzTradez Altho real talk I did just throw a proposal out there. Def not an April’s fools thing, but also def not expecting a response 😂😭

@CaptainElCapo LOL

@GoatBallzTradez Can’t believe I ruined my own joke ahhhhhh

@GoatBallzTradez Dammit 🖕😂🖕

@CaptainElCapo Who’s the lucky guy??? 🐐⚾️⚾️

@RodAxelle As always, spoken like a true queen ❤️🌹

I’m going to hold your heart when I say this: “People don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using" and that should be the closure you needed.

Yea this might sound bad, but tbh this whole cancer experience so far has brought me to a place where I lowkey hate a couple ppl I used to be very close with, and a few others idk yet, won’t know until when, or if, i see some people again, but change exists I may feel literally nothing for them anymore. Sucks man tbh, prob more that whole mortality thing lol

@CaptainElCapo That’s good! 🫡🫡🫡🫡

It’s covered in debris and all kinds of shit but for some damn reason I’m still on it 😂

@Mageba_wav 😂😂😂

I can’t believe they let motherfuckers act like this in prison. Prison should be a place where you get your shit together and come out acting like you got sense.

@FWPlayboy It’s legit too 😂😂😭

NEVER VACATION in HOUSTON

@nyantamach222 I don’t know why he gives me these weird looks 😂 but if he can look at me like that and still have my back, who could possibly be against me.

@nyantamach222 And this is Bandit, he’s my attorney

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？