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🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸

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Utah, USA Tham gia Mart 2026
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter was armed with a shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives, according to DC police chief Jeffrey Carroll. The shooter was identified as 31-year-old teacher Cole Allen from Torrance, California. The suspect emerged from a "makeshift room" near the entrance, where "there was no security" near where bar carts were stored, according to the New York Post. "He was in that room... he grabbed it out of a bag or something." The weapon "was long" and "didn’t look like a typical gun," a witness who was a volunteer at the event told the Post. It is reportedly believed that Allen was a guest at the Hilton hotel where the dinner took place.
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: Erika Kirk will be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tonight.
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Dani Kealoha
Dani Kealoha@KealohaDani·
@DisrespectedThe I feel like the anti trump algorithm has a lot to do with sharing leftist propaganda. I don't have issues, but I try not responding to videos from the right showing leftists BS because then the algorithm starts filling my feed with leftist BS.
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🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸
@GoToTheBoxPls Believe me, there’s lots of drinking and fucking that goes on in the great state of Utah. Unlike the state of Wisconsin where most of your women look like they came from inbreeding uncles. I would definitely drown myself in alcohol too if I was where you’re from.
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Utah got 12 shots on goal and 4 of them went in. They got outshot 32-12 and won. Unheard of. In football terms this is like outgaining the other team by 500 yards and losing by 28.
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McCade Pearson
McCade Pearson@McCadeP8·
Playoff Mammoth games are fun, but Jazz playoff games remain the elite experience in Utah.
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The Disrespected Trucker
The Disrespected Trucker@DisrespectedThe·
Bill Coopers book is called "Behold a pale horse." You might want to take a look at it. We've been warned.
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
Since when do Flyers fans get kicked out of the game for chanting
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🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸
Radio frequencies along with heavy metal particulates being dumped all over our planet every day. What’s the ultimate goal with these sinister technologies?🕳️🐇
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Greg Reese
Greg Reese@gregreese·
Marijuana should be a personal choice, but it will shrink your testicles and lower your testosterone.
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Julian
Julian@Jbethke5·
@TheRightHumerus Agreed. They ripped away the Coyotes from Arizona for this bullshit. Scottsdale was the better option. Keller deserved better. Fuck Utah
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Bone 🦴
Bone 🦴@TheRightHumerus·
Utah Mammoth fans love coming to Vegas because this is the view in their own barn:
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DJ YNOT
DJ YNOT@DJ_YNOT_·
@CptCookyMonster @Zeeeegs How can you despise the Vegas sports market if this is the first time in the big 4 that Utah vs Vegas/Nevada has happened
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Zeegs
Zeegs@Zeeeegs·
To all Utah and Vegas fans... can we agree to make our two teams the NEW rivalry of the NHL? The Battle of the Desert, baby.
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y - MC_LXIX
y - MC_LXIX@mc_lxix·
BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chandler Holt
Chandler Holt@CHoltSports·
The @utahjazz won their tiebreaker with the Sacramento Kings. Utah is now guaranteed a top-8 pick.
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