David

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David

David

@Davidoddball

Tham gia Nisan 2022
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David
David@Davidoddball·
@ryanhansen33 Double gloving is one of the worse things you can do
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Ryan Hansen, MD
Ryan Hansen, MD@ryanhansen33·
Niggers never take their HIV medications. I'm a doctor. When I was med student, I was forced to do surgery on a fatass nigger with HIV who didn't take her meds. That nigger KNEW she had HIV yet she chose to be highly infectious. Then she came in for an open thoracotomy and exposed us all to HIV+ infectious blood. Even with double ortho gloves. This is why we need to send niggers back to Africa. They are a public health liability and biohazard.
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David@Davidoddball·
@hell_line0 Wild the only one that's cares about the son in law is her dad
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Maryam@hell_line0·
just told my father i finally got officially divorced and his reaction was mild. Told my younger brother and he enthusiastically high fived me and said congratulations. My dad looked puzzled and said “I’m sorry, I just think S was a good dude. A good father.” To which my brother replied “My congratulations had nothing to do with him and everything to do with her and her happiness.” Bloop. There it is.
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×@theNyx__·
@growapair66 Let's stick to the facts instead of making assumptions or using racial slurs.
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×@theNyx__·
White Girl begs her Black boyfriend not to beat up her son after he repeatedly called him the N- word
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internet hall of fame
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·
Tom Holland thought Christopher Nolan hated his acting during the filming of 'The Odyssey' because he didn't know that IMAX cameras only ran for 3 minutes at a time "I remember he would continue cutting... In my head I’m thinking, ‘Does he not like what we’re doing?’"
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David
David@Davidoddball·
@Wydenzoo Imagine you're about to have a kid and can't afford $800 😬
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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩
𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·
My brother’s wife is pregnant too. Due 1 month after me. I hired a painter for my nursery. $800. Soft murals, custom clouds. She came over to “see it” and posted pics on Instagram. Next day her husband texts me: "Hey, can you give us your painter’s number? We want the same thing." I sent it. No big deal. Week later the painter calls me: "Your sister-in-law said you told her I’d do her nursery for free. She said ‘family discount, right?’" I text her: "I never said free. You have to pay her." Her: "Oh come on. You already paid her to come once. She’s already got the paint mixed for your colors. Just let her use the leftovers. Saves us $800." I said: "I paid for 20 hours of labor + custom design. That’s my nursery." Her: "But it’s just paint. You won’t use it all." I didn’t argue. I told the painter: "Bill her full price. And mix new paint." Then I locked my door on painting day. My dad called: "You embarrassed your brother. Now they can’t afford a nursery. Can’t you just let her use your painter for free? You’re doing better financially." No. You decided my paid custom mural was a group project because we’re due close together. My baby’s room isn’t her Pinterest inspo with a coupon. And somehow… I’m the one the family calls “stingy.” Apparently at pregnancy, “hiring a painter” means “buying paint for the whole family tree.” But wanting the nursery I paid for?
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David
David@Davidoddball·
@summerboymom Just read through some of the comments and the DOG did not bite the kid, it scraped the kid. Idk tho the story changes alot
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allison@summerboymom·
Hasn’t even been 24 hours and the in laws stupid dumb dog I can’t stand already bit my kid while taking food out of his hand. They insist he’s such a good dog but he doesn’t listen at all. They don’t understand I will not tolerate it I’ll fly back home idc
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E X X ➠A L E R T S@ExxAlerts·
ALERT: UPS driver chucks a 30-pound box at a dog sprinting at him at full speed, then tries to fight the owner. "Why, what's the problem? Why you throwin' sh*t at my f*ckin' dog?"
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David
David@Davidoddball·
@lorahmoe Christmas tales in the middle of summer.. really...
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lorah@lorahmoe·
My husband volunteered to wrap all the Christmas presents this year. He spent nearly two hours in the living room. When he finished, he proudly called me over. Husband: “Be honest. How did I do?” Me: “Honest or married?” Husband: “Honest.”
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AMARA@Amy_beke·
wtf is goin on 🤔🤔🤔 Did he pass away ??
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big honkin caboose
big honkin caboose@itsbighonkin·
Someone giving birth in a porta potty at a festival and leaving it there is what happens in a country that makes abortion illegal and holds people hostage with unviable pregnancies inside of them btw
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David@Davidoddball·
@Prisonmitch If you guys used "green/renewable" energy wouldn't it still be net zero?
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Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder·
Bro needs to leave her immediately
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Joshua@CreeCoder·
GTA 6 just cost me $158.19 in Canada. Rockstar already completed their first heist.
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David
David@Davidoddball·
@reddit_lies Only good clanker, is a dead clanker
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