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@ThrillaRilla369 You rang?

My girlfriend says no one did it. But who remembers saving bacon grease in a can on the stove to cook with later?

@WhitakerTA_ That’s rust.

When a candidate wins every single county in a state primary, political insiders have a word for it. Not a "strong performance." Not a "commanding victory." A **mandate**. Vivek Ramaswamy just won all 88 counties in Ohio. 82.47% of the vote. His opponent — Casey Putsch, a YouTube car guy — got 17.53%. That number isn't a loss. It's a message. When a challenger can only pull 17% in a contested primary, it means the party didn't split. It means the base didn't hedge. It means there was no protest vote worth counting. In Ohio GOP politics, that's not a primary result. That's a declaration. Ramaswamy now faces Democrat Amy Acton in November. 88 counties. 82.5%. Zero cracks in the coalition. Ohio is red — and the math just made it official. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@The_Chidimma None of these Soy Boys got up to greet their wives. Fuck this society.

They dressed in goth and told their husbands to meet them for dinner 😂😂 the third guy likes it.

@JackAllenTV @LRCentralFb @TreyStewart2027 Dude knew he wasn’t going to get any play at an SEC school. Smart decision.

The No. 6 player in the state of Arkansas has committed to Kansas. @LRCentralFb running back Trey Stewart (@TreyStewart2027) chose the Jayhawks over the Hogs in a ceremony this afternoon. "[I'm gonna] make a name for myself and represent the state, even in a different state."

@JohnNaborsShow Can we pick a single fucking red first? Fuck. Black. Uniforms.

Razorback QBs have on black jerseys and get this...black pants. First time I have seen that. Can we get a blackout in Fayetteville this season please?

@WooPigDustino You know we fucked.

@RandallHouseRE Unfortunately they don’t understand you need to build infrastructure first, they’ve fucked NWA.

When the richest family not only in the US, but the world starts massively building in a market, I’d pay attention. Downtown Springdale Arkansas (NW Arkansas). I’ve said it before - very difficult for tax dollars to compete with a family of this scale investing back into a city.

@rdd147 You’ve never had an 80/20 burger, mmmkkk. Dork.

In case you’re wondering how fcked America is, we are now cutting ground beef with pork at 80/20 in Kroger $KR

@ADM_Christine @DrMakaryFDA @US_FDA Does this mean the @DeptVetAffairs will stop being bitches about prescribing testosterone?

For years, men with Low T had nowhere to turn. That ends with @DrMakaryFDA. The @US_FDA is expanding treatment options for idiopathic hypogonadism. Using gold standard science to get real results for American men.

@RepYassAnsari So, he is doing a good job? 😆Fucking clowns in office.

I’ve introduced Articles of Impeachment against Pete Hegseth for violating his oath, endangering U.S. servicemembers, and committing war crimes, including attacks on civilians and a girls’ school in Minab, Iran. Only Congress can declare war; his actions demand immediate removal.

@WhiteHouse Eat a dick. Just cut you mother fuckers a check for $1500.

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

@niccruzpatane What version of FSD is it rolling out with?

This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use). • Tri-motor powertrain with 800 kW of power (~1,073 hp), 3x the power of the average diesel semi. • The battery in the Semi is designed to last 1M miles. • Standard Range model (325 mi) has a similar turning radius as a Tesla Model 3/Y. • 0.4 drag coefficient. • Independent truckers are able to buy a Semi for use, not just fleet owners. • Semi fleet uptime is at 95% due to extremely low maintenance and reliability. • Integrated safety features in the Semi protect not just the driver but others on the road as well. • Future wireless charging. • Semi uses the same 4680 battery cells found in the Cybertruck. • Semi can power a whole refrigeration trailer or any powered unit. The technology is shared with Cybertruck Powershare.

@ATT Think you'll ever allow potential customers to add more than 5 devices to cart? I'd really like to see what I'd be paying for 4 phones and 3 watches without talking to a person or chat bot. Guess @Verizon will continue to get my business. @ATTSupport26599

@BowTiedBroke It’s unfortunate the message is usually great, it’s all the other fucks that make up the Church that ruin it.

As many of my older followers know, personally, it’s been a rough few years. Divorce, Job Loss, Death (of my mom), Jail. I had church shoved down my throat as a kid. Hated it. Boring, bunch of hypocrites, not my thing. A few yrs ago, my 19 yr old started going on her own. A lot. Now I have to admit, I saw a major change in her life after she got involved. From the friends she hung out with to just her personality in general. She started going all the time, got baptized and then started pestering me. “Dad, would like to go with me this Sunday?”. “Maybe” I’d always reply only to text her Sunday mornings with “I can’t this week, I’m really busy today sweetie, maybe next time”. After a year or two of her asking, I started feeling bad, picturing my little girl, getting herself up on a Sunday morning, volunteering with the toddlers in the first service then going into this big church by herself and sitting alone, while I would every effort excuse in the book not to go. Finally, about 6 months ago, I decided to go. First time I’d really gone in YEARS. During the service, it was like someone sent the pastor a secret message about what I was dealing with and going through. I kinda started choking up a little. I’m not a crier by any stretch of the imagination. But after messing up my family with a divorce, losing a high profile job, sleeping on a rollout mattress on a metal bed in Fulton County Jail, I was broken. Literally, my life had gone to hell mainly because of consequences of my bad decisions over 2 decades. It’s amazing the influence your young children can have on you. I never in a million years would have thought that I would hop out of bed with excitement on a Sunday morning to meet my little girl at church. I’ve always hated organized religion, but phew, this church is getting to me. It’s for the broken, for the disenfranchised, for the sad, for the hopeless. Like me. I think that’s what the message of Easter is about. Hope for those who have lost all hope. And if you’d like to watch the message of the service I’ll be in this morning, it will be below.

@Itx_judith Absolutely.

Are you comfortable with taxpayer money being used to provide soldiers with meals like steak, lobster, and crab?

@SenWarren If you let us all insider trade we wouldn’t need his fucking money.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

At 41 yeas old my dumbass decided we should paint our kitchen cabinets ourselves. I’ve always enjoyed DIY ops to buy new tools and gadgets. Fuck painting.

@MacnBTC Dumbest shit I’ve read on X in 2 years.

tried retatrutide for ~6 weeks (0.5-1.25mg per week) pros: - basically zero hunger - needed ~1 hr less sleep per night cons: - vivid dreams of myself dying over and over, every single night. waking up exhausted. ultimately not for me. fasting 24h per week seems easier.

@TheoVon Or let’s say between the ages of 18-26 anyone living in the United States should be required to spend 4 years in the military reserves.

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

@MattLeech Damn. Code accepted but got stuck at processing payment.

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