Surely You're Joking...

Amazing what you can do when you’re the opposition.

Green MP for Bristol Central believes the four migrants who gang r@ped a girl in Assembly Rooms Lane in her constituency are "valued members of our Bristol community."

@LNallalingham @FraserNelson

🚨 There were 714 rapes reported in London in February. That means almost 1,500 rapes in just the first 59 days of this year. If you include all sexual offences, it’s close to 4,500 in under two months. The worst affected boroughs were Tower Hamlets, Lambeth and Southwark. I’ve broken down the full borough by borough analysis on my Substack - link on my profile. And yet we’re told London is “safer than ever.” In the last 12 months, rape is up 8% and sexual offences are up 6%. So who exactly is London safer for? Because it certainly isn’t for women and children.

BREAKING NEWS; SAFE LONDON Eh? 1,500 RAPES reported in London so far this year; that’s One every 58mins BUT? That’s only those that are Actually REPORTED; Rape Campaigner believe TRUE Fig to be 4/6 Times that ie Bet 6,000 - 8,000 SO?👇 @MayorofLondon thinks that’s SAFE👇🤷‍♂️

@SandyofSuffolk @SemiColon1000 More collusion.

HMRC say it could take between 2 - 3 years to conclude their investigations into Angela Rayner and her stamp duty dodge. 😲

Hello @EdwardJDavey 😀

Ever wondered how they’d get us to the 15-minute cities agenda… ?

Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?

Starmer is toast. But he won’t care. 👇👇👇

@David_8139 @SemiColon1000 Done! Please follow back.

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Nigel Farage branded a 'fake patriot' who voters will reject mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@UKLabour Lolz

We’ve been clear from the start.

Resign you utter shit of a man.

Labour is bringing workers’ rights into the modern age. Reform would drag Britain backwards. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@juneslater17 They're out in force..especially ahead of these elections. I have a few responses equal to their childishness. For example..

I have 251,000 followers on TwitterX. I used to love it . I still enjoy ripping politicians a new one 😉 Generally l leave the ones on the Right alone. I may well see their flaws but they pretty much want many of the things that I do. So I don't engage. Where it's become unenjoyable, After I make a post on my own page ...the viciousness of the right completely outweighs attacks from the left. I've made it clear where my support lies and I've shared my reasoning many times. It's all pretty practical stuff Yet those who support other much more recent parties think it's ok to come on the thread insult my intelligence and claim my support is because of some bonkers crush on Nigel Farage. 🙄 I haven't had a crush on anyone since the 5th form when I drooled over Donny Osmond and stuck a photo of his face on my mate's head so she could pretend to be him mining to Puppy Love. It was a complete disaster as she started hyperventilating cause I'd stuck it on too tight and she couldn't get any air in . It was as I was sellotaping Donny's lips back together so I could still use the photo on my wall as a pun up, that I realised it was probably better to concentrate my efforts on local boys rather than Donny. I was keen, but I didn't join The Mormons. I see it like this .. I'm in a war and I need to be around plenty of soldiers and weaponry, who's got the most? Who's made the most progress? Who actually has a chance ? Who's got some experience? The others may make really good tweets and possibly get amplified by favourable algorithms but that doesn't turn into seats. Seats come from people chucking their hat in the ring and daring to stand as a candidate. This is a hard slog. These council elections are showing how difficult that job is. Reform are currently vetting 5000.. How many has your team got ? I never tell you who to vote for I just tell you what I'm doing and how my chosen team are doing so far .. That's it ..so there no need to call me a moron or a fool or twist what I say .. I don't go in your page and do it to you . I only retaliate if you come on my thread.. As far as crushes and being a fan girl are concerned ... I can assure you as I rub magnesium on my knees at night, Take my keep me alive supplements, do my stretches then I can unfold slightly better than a Blackpool deckchair I'm not the slightest but interested in anything but the political outcome for this country. .

@TheGriftReport He also wants kids to have drugs.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

Sadiq Khan is their boss The buck stops with him.

I’ve just seen this story. I believe we should have capital punishment for these crimes. MONSTERS

@patriots777888 @CherylFurlong10 Can't do this anymoe. So few can be bothered to follow back. Take me off your list please. x

Guys give @CherylFurlong10 a follow 👍👍👍Please RT👍