Hell Master

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Hell Master

@MaserMiller

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder; one of the four beasts saying “Come and see,” and I saw. And behold: a White Horse

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·14 Oca

I have a really bad tendency to start into some new series or something in the new year when I have a bunch of other series I haven’t finished yet but this year I’m going to finish the other stuff instead. Also it’s gonna be a media thread

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@KillEveryMod The trolley problem image means that the default option is “kill femboys” so it’s really really really easy

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PunishedLaRacist@KillEveryMod·13h

Very easy choice actually.

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lumi@femboyszn

Hard one

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·4h

@sadreturns The fun family activities in question are hiking and gay black library story time

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USA Reject@sadreturns·6h

i remember my family staying in a local hotel as a kid in Little Rock, Arkansas & there was a sign next to the front desk that said ‘ask about our fun family activities.’ i remember thinking no one is doing that shit dude. the next family after us got to the front desk & the mom said ‘what are your fun family activities?’ this redpilled me.

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@sadreturns Purchasing a copy of Le Morte D’Arthur and being confused that it’s just a long essay about the reader’s relationship with a work of fiction

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USA Reject@sadreturns·22h

death of the Arthur

proxmius Karama.@KaramaSeal

If I had a nickel for every time there's a darkskin character in anime that's obviously racially ambiguous and the Arthur doesn't give a fuck about explaining it and people fight over whatever they're Indian or black. I would have two Nickels

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@JRoganius @QuetzalPhoenix I love pretending I think Turks invented every food with controversial origins in comments

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Josefus Roganius@JRoganius·10h

@QuetzalPhoenix In like 10 years the Turks will also claim to have invented Dubai chocolate, I think people underestimate how Turks like trolling. I can never stay on bad terms with a Turk bc I catch on that they're fucking around and do it back and they start liking me.

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Carlos That Notices Things@QuetzalPhoenix·10h

I hate to admit, but, based. Europeans should act more like this If only they weren't muslim...

cri de cœur@realluvbby

How life feels when: The Chinese hate you (thousand year old blood feud) Europeans hate you (İstanbul, Siege of Vienna, Balkans) Russians hate you (subhuman) Armenians hate you (no specific reason) Indians hate you (arming the Pakis as a sidequest)

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·10h

@QuetzalPhoenix “Armenians hate you (no particular reason)” lmao

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·12h

Coloreds think they can force Austin Metcalf’s death into being a meme like Charlie Kirk. Cargo cult undefeated

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@interstatejuche Tubi is the answer to the first one btw

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@OVTweetmarck He’s just trying to make a public record that he knows what jury nullification is

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Otto Von Tweetmarck@OVTweetmarck·14h

Damn you can’t just fracture a woman’s spine without repercussions these days

Richard Sanders@PulaRJS

This is barbaric. They were not permitted to explain to the jury why they carried out the attack on the Elbit factory - which makes the weapons that kill Palestinian children. And the jury was never told they would be sentenced as terrorists. /1

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·13h

@dixiecuts @sadreturns There’s also the fact that the cover of a book generally contains a blurb to entice you on the back of it. But I’m abusing the metaphor now

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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple@dixiecuts·13h

@sadreturns “How could you judge a book by its cover?” Because it’s cover is generally supposed to convey it’s contents, and outside of occasional intentional gotchas meant to insinuate this is inaccurate, it generally is pretty accurate

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USA Reject@sadreturns·13h

this is like what happens when you put all your EXP into persuasion

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·13h

@Gravantus @EmeraldWizardOZ I get “Jimothy” because it’s like a play on “Jim” being short for “James” and “Tim” being short for “Timothy”

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Gravantus@Gravantus·15h

What is it with the name "Timothy" that makes people want to do something oh so quirky and wacky with it? Oh ho ho, look at me, I'm Zimothy, I'm Jimothy, I'm Rimothy, I'm Jimothi with an i! It's a good name, biblical even. Knock it off.

NOT DR PEPPER 2 (PARODY)@vaporwaveisbad

You couldn't pay me to watch this

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@RealJohnRose Happy birthday!

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Nonstop Winning 🇺🇸 John Rose@RealJohnRose·15h

Yaaay time to go to the steakhouse

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@DofuTheWhite I wish stores in my area sold those nicer brands. All I can get is Walmart or Trader Joe’s

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Dofu the Novice@DofuTheWhite·1d

I get it

Dofu the Novice@DofuTheWhite

How are we feeling about these

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Hell Master@MaserMiller·1d

That sounds very gay

1776 Live@250YearsAgoLive

Thomas Jefferson rents an upstairs apartment at 700 Market Street, Philadelphia, so that he can write a “Declaration of Independence.”

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@sadreturns He’s in like the Death Stranding movie or the ne t game Kojima’s making or something like that

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USA Reject@sadreturns·1d

how many times are these niggas gonna link up

HIDEO_KOJIMA@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

With Hunter Schafer.

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I saw a lightning bug in my backyard :)

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@uncle_deluge There are trillions of documents from all of recorded history that say I specifically should be given a lot of money, but the Catholic Church hid them all

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Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·1d

If you start allowing "we don't know about any other historians because the Catholic church might have erased them from existence" then there is no reason to believe anything. There's also no reason *not* to believe in anything. The proof has been erased. Of what? You name it

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Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·1d

I hope you can appreciate, at least a little bit, the irony of your anti religious argument resting on a belief in something for which you have no evidence

SJ Ryan - Writer@sjryanwriter

@uncle_deluge >precisely one contemporaneous historian who lived in and wrote about 1st century Judaea Do you think the thousand-year censorship filter of the Catholic Church might have something to do with the lack of writings from that era? What were in those other writings?

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this political deck of cards from 1988 has trump and biden as the 6 & 7 of clubs

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