Mundi Finis#end of the world

@CheckmateMiles Breasts of no Nation!

@MosesEng37978 @KijanayaKabras They're now crying the loudest.

@KijanayaKabras She didn't even go to India. Raila Odinga is a martyr of the deep state in Kenya. Mbona tunabebana ufala. Even Junet Mohammed didn't bother going to collect the body of Raila. Hata Oburu Oginga. These are the people who made sure Raila Odinga never became president. Betrayers

Ida Odinga’s first day in office as Kenya's Ambassador and Permanent Representative to the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP). Aki ya nani huyu mama alitubeba ufala manze. At first, she pretended as if she had no interest in whatever was revolving around ODM after the mysterious death of her husband Raila Odinga, whose death remains questionable to this day. Na mama mwenye ako na pesa na karibu kila kitu hii dunia si angekaa nyumbani and instead the opportunity be granted to other young Kenyans…? Aki hii Kenya tuko kivyetu manze!!!

@KijanayaKabras Now you understand how we foolishly believed Kibaki and the NARC dream would bring back meritocracy. Don't swallow the narratives peddled our here.

@Belive_Kinuthia Please let me remind you the Enigma Raila Odinga when he was being sought by President Moi, he was smuggled across Lake Victoria as a Muslim, wearing an Islamic cap to outwit special branch.

Gachagua has PANICKED. Knowing that if he attends the memorial service tomorrow in Ol Kalou he will be locked out, he has opted to sleep in Nyandarua from where he will drive alongside Methu inside Methu's car to the venue because he knows if he drove his car to the venue,he will be BARRED from accessing the venue. I've never seen a "Kingpin" this timid 😩

@calvinokello4 Be sure that Ruto will have a handshake with Uhuru and Rigathi.

During the struggle to remove Moi from power, Jaramogi sent his eldest son Dr. Oburu Oginga and one Akumu JaK'Ogero to go and convince Kikuyus to back Jaramogi and Luo's will do the same when Mzee leaves office. Kimani Wanyoike told Oburu and Akumu in public, that "Know that we already took an oath, that we will never ever give power to you Luos" Akumu was enraged and banged the table in frustration and asked "what then did we come to do here?" Oburu told Akumu to calm down insisting that Wanyoike told them the truth that no other man would. - CS John Mbadi. (inset is Wanyoike with the Late Baba)

@Joshua_Onsase Your assumption is that behavior is uniform and the drug is for the same purpose. One is ritual to cement social relations the ither is ritual to cement social relations. One woman was owned by the tribe, tbe other is owed by the tribe.

Those of you who grew up in the village, saw your grandmothers smoking tobacco and drinking chang'aa....those especially from Kisii, your grandparents even used to grow their own 'nyasore' (bangi), and chased away the police who came to uproot it. Why is it then that modern men have a problem with such women?

@xsantus4u @bungomaduke The police are shareholders...

@bungomaduke Don't misadvise. From FAO MOBILITY ( Toyota Kenya), the 5L model you have posted is 5.51M. Do your research even on fuel costs. Matatu has it's own challenges and risks are also high but one can win if they can handle high pain threshold and patience!

If you want to become a millionaire in just one year, rush to the nearest bank on Tuesday after the Easter Holiday and take a loan. You are not doing this for consumption but for an income-generating asset. This is how people move fast. Take that loan and buy a clean 14-seater like a Toyota Hiace. Put it where the money is. Ilete kwa hii Bungoma to Nairobi route. This route is always active. Day and night people are always moving.. Now let’s break everything down step by step so you understand clearly. First, the setup: Cost of matatu: Ksh 1,600,000 Loan finances the full amount. Tuseme Monthly repayment is Ksh 60,000. Let's go to how you will operate. You don’t operate casually. You maximize the vehicle. Daily plan: Morning: Bungoma → Nairobi Evening/Night: Nairobi → Bungoma That is 2 full trips per day Now income per trip: Passengers: 14 Fare per passenger: Ksh 1,500 So: 14 × 1,500 = Ksh 21,000 per trip Two trips per day: Ksh 21,000 × 2 = Ksh 42,000 per day Now monthly income: Assume 26 working days: Ksh 42,000 × 26 = Ksh 1,092,000 per month (total revenue) Now subtract expenses step by step. Fuel: Approx Ksh 12,000 per day Monthly: 12,000 × 26 = Ksh 312,000 Crew (driver + conductor): Ksh 3,000 per day Monthly: 3,000 × 26 = Ksh 78,000 Maintenance & other costs: Monthly estimate: Ksh 40,000 Now total expenses: 312,000 (fuel) 78,000 (crew) 40,000 (maintenance) = Ksh 430,000 Now subtract from revenue: 1,092,000 – 430,000 = Ksh 662,000 Now remove loan repayment: 662,000 – 60,000 = Ksh 602,000 net profit per month Now let’s make it even clearer. Monthly profit: Ksh 602,000 After 2 months: 602,000 × 2 = Ksh 1,204,000 You have already crossed one million. After 12 months: 602,000 × 12 = Ksh 7,224,000 From one matatu. Ukimaliza kulipa loan in about 2–3 years: You remove Ksh 60,000 repayment. New monthly profit: 602,000 + 60,000 = Ksh 662,000 per month At this point, the matatu is fully yours na pesa inakuja kukuja. This is how people scale: Year 1: Buy 1 matatu Year 2: Add a second using profits Year 3: Build a small fleet The secret is not just buying. Make sure you manage them well. Ensure full capacity trips ju demand iko high. Stick to a busy route like Bungoma–Nairobi Use disciplined crew Track daily income Maintain the vehicle properly If you get this right, one matatu is enough to completely change your financial direction. Stop looking for complicated businesses. Sometimes the simplest models executed with discipline and consistency are the ones that create real wealth. Hii ni Siri nimewapea...

@rofahthe2nd @Wamaplans @bungomaduke Brothers focus...the matatu model is kot the enemy...

@Wamaplans @bungomaduke 😂😂😂Shalom brother

@SamKiura @bungomaduke That should be normal.

@bungomaduke That vehicle will be having very high mileage....

@HusseinMohamedg Let him deal with himself too.

President Ruto is dealing with all corruption cartels, firmly, decisively and conclusively. Fertilizer: done. Sugar sector: done. Coffee sector: done. Next; the oil sector.

@PHIAMAX youtu.be/YqARPgKnTnE?si… Afande Denno hold on! Wewe ni SHUJAA. ✊️

Afande Denno’s story is a brutal reminder, social media hype is not a plan. Fired from the National Police Service for joining Gen Z protests. Reinstated after public pressure. But the TikTok hype, gifts & cheers pushed him to resign. Then silence. No gifts. No crowd. Just reality. For over a year, life got tough. Now he’s back to basics, hustling mûtungo. Gen Z, let’s stop pushing people into life-changing decisions then disappearing. The same fate awaits Sisi Ni Sifuna shenanigans.

@Disembe Kirinyaga is not a subribe of Kikuyu. It is the real Kikuyu dialect. Aembu, mbeere, Ameru are NOT Kikuyu. They're part of GEMA. Kikuyu numbers alone are big, even without the other Gema tribes.

The Luhya is a collection of tribes. The Kalenjin is a collection of tribes. The Kikuyu without the Kirinyaga, Aembu, Ameru and Mbeere are toast.

@selectivenomad @KE_MrBlack They call the colorful one embalasasa in luganda.

@KE_MrBlack I’m with you on this one. I don’t want to spend most of my time indoors, I want some me time outside soaking some sun like a lizard.

I’ve never understood the logic behind building a house with no breathing room or compound just walls all around. If you can afford a house like that, you can definitely afford to create some space for comfort and a better living environment.

@OmbuiSimio27785 @InsideOutKE @ntvkenya None.

@InsideOutKE @MbugTha @ntvkenya What is the alternative they offer? Kalonzo, right?

IEBC Shocker: Electoral agency asks voters listed before 2012 to register afresh; chairman Ethekon says current list only covers post-2012 names and old ones who submitted biometrics.

@Broadbasedgal It is Joseph aketch who has been appointed, not Luo people.

Another win for the good people of Luo Nyanza. Ruto is not a tribal President

@amerix You also give her a part of yourself (semen which was virwed as an extremely valuable resource) and your soul. Shen she gives birth to children from other men, they can actually read your dna in them. You also keep getting confused when you remember her. She's cast a spell.

Men, Once you go ahead and sleep with a woman without a condom, You can: • Make her pregnant • Contract HIV/STIs • Or both Don't be surprised when the consequences come. Own your choices. Learn the painful lessons. Don't be a bladifakin man. #MasculinitySaturday

@JohnKwachJeje @ahmednasirlaw Don't worry. One day you will be shocked to know that such a man is no more, na vile anatetemesha ardhi!

@ahmednasirlaw Mikoras everywhere. I know of a PS who owns a a couple of flats where I live, the guy buys plots and pays CASH.

Uganda must be shocked and embarrassed in equal measures. 30 days ago it bought 20% of KPLC at billions of Kenya Shillings. Then today the CEO of the company it invested so much of Uganda's public funds is spending the night in a cold police cell. This is the tragedy of wishing away corruption and a damning indictment on Ugandan Government for not doing proper due diligence.

@NCIC_Kenya Kenya has on open, cancerous wound and it has a name...Dennis Adison Cancer.

@Belive_Kinuthia @eddiebutita You're just as dumb as an donkey. Have you seen uou have just blamed artistes being misused by well connected producers. Wacha ujinga Pius Priss! Hii gaslighting ya watu wa system ya majambazi tunaijua since Jomo Kenyatta days.

You know very well how record labels works. When these artists are green ,broke and hungry for exposure including fame and money, they sign anything given to them by these record labels without reading, engaging an attorney or feigning ignorance so long as they break the ice ceiling. It only dawns on them when they become famous but no money.

Earlier this week, I was in a meeting that was honestly very sad. Over 30 artists do not own their music yes most of the hits you know, their names, or even the rights to their images and this is in perpetuity. This has had serious consequences: many music groups have stopped releasing songs because anything they create does not belong to them, and they cannot secure endorsements since they don’t own their image rights. When they tried to exit, some of them were sued in California and are now required to pay the label $1 million. We are witnessing one of the most significant IP cases of our time. I am confident they will eventually get out of it. We sit in these meetings not as politicians, but as citizens advocating for policies that shape how our industry operates, grows, and sustains livelihoods.

@learning_ke @OCTOPIZZO @OleItumbi @eddiebutita We have seen those shenanigans over 20 years. They know artists don't have any bargaining power so they open government offices and take pictures with them.

@OCTOPIZZO @OleItumbi @eddiebutita He just said you meet at the office, story za photo ops zimetoka wapi? Calm down.

@OmbuiSimio27785 @ntvkenya This is the ultimate rigging game. By frustrating older voters, you reduce the turnout by creating apathy. Ruto will win on low voter turnout.

@ntvkenya Those are the voters who are likely to vote for Ruto and the likes of Kalonzo. This gives Gen Z the ultimate control now to decide on new young leaders. Sifuna, don't let this wave pass