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@MindcontrolDom This is wonderful!

It’s Water Wednesday and nothing is as majestic as an alpine mirrored reflection! Share a picture of your favorite form of water!

@end3of6days9 A penny saved for minutes physical effort Vs A penny more and orange juice instantly available Young people don't understand the value of time

This girl sees Tropicana on sale for $4.99 and thinks “I can beat that.” She grabs two bags of oranges for $4.98, pulls out the manual juicer, and starts sweet-talking the fruit like “please don’t let me down” 😂 Ends up with almost the exact same amount of juice… but way better taste. I’m sure fresh-squeezed OJ tastes better, but would you really go through all that trouble just to save a penny? 😭

@Noodles_Now @BamaSaltyMarine So many died before people were like 'I can't put my finger on it, but something tells me these animals won't domesticate too well'

@BamaSaltyMarine Snakes were a surprising first attempt, even before horses. Mostly because falling off a snake wasn't too painful.

I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were the ones cool with it.

@TruthMasterGen @WiscoTrucker @Jenniferarcuri Stop being so realistic. I was enjoying that fantasy!

@MindcontrolDom @WiscoTrucker @Jenniferarcuri What's the freezer going to run on when the lights go out? #RawMeatDiet

“The collapse is coming…..And almost nobody is prepared” People on X are aware. It’s those on insta still posting selfies from the gym who don’t have a clue.

@WiscoTrucker @Jenniferarcuri Stock the freezer with steak, survive on bbq's till it all blows over!

@Jenniferarcuri Reminder that propane is safe for long term storage.

@_falsi1ke Picking up a hobby I had when I was 15 (33 yrs ago) was an excellent decision. Behold the results.

Man to man; If you’re feeling lost, go back to what you loved as a kid. It usually leads you back to yourself.

@AJA_Cortes 3 months in and I already look better

Most men are one consistent year of training away from looking completely different. Most men never complete one consistent year. The math is simple. GO TO THE GYM

@TheArsenalMind @SemperFiArsenal I genuinely worry this could have a catastrophic knock on effect

@SemperFiArsenal All this talk seems good but you can't deny the phycological damage this does to the players losing a final like that.

@zachhomol_ Lock us down? Fine, I'll just read books and do some gardening with my kids

If it feels like the world is ending Log off Go outside Sit on the porch

@alt_w_v_g White goods warranties are a licence to print money. You pay more for them than the price of a new dishwasher/oven etc Save yourself the trouble, refuse the warranty and just pay for a new one when this one breaks down Smarter, cheaper and less hassle

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@anon_opin Gas station. Sidewalk. I always correct my tween daughter when she uses second rate English

I'm getting really pissed off with all the Americanisms that are creeping their way into British society. It's a dog LEAD, no you can't pet my dog, you can PAT it, and no, you can't get a coffee, not unless you're going to go around the counter and make it yourself.

@edgaralandough Cranking out sets at 5.30 before the wife and kids wake up is how we roll

Shout out to the solo lifters. No gym partner. No hype crew. No one watching. Just discipline, inner fire, and the work getting done. We got this.

@jason_howerton Clinging to your youth in your 40s is frankly embarrassing. At this stage of life if you haven't found a focus point for your energy you are a bit of a failure, regardless of whether you make enough to pay the bills

@PatrickChristys Performative religion. Just practice in silence and stop making it an ego thing

I don’t want to be unkind here but fast has ended just after 6pm every day this week…couldn’t he have just had a flat white then? And is he deliberately trying to look exhausted and malnourished?

@MurrayHillGuy1 I want to be my parents They were good at their job

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

@thegregzilla @found_it_funny It's funny bcz they think ppl like Lenin were working class heroes but he was middle class, came from money and never did a stroke of manual labour in his life. Come the revolution "Yay govt of the proles" After "Wait we're not in charge?"

@found_it_funny They think communism means everything is free and you get to do what you want all day

@dissidntdad And stopping from time to time to unpack the ideas in the book 👌

I have never not enjoyed reading to my daughter late into the night.

@WellBuiltStyle I do this with a shirt that has a pattern inside the cuff. It's a shame to never see it, so this method allows it to poke out and show itself off

This is how you roll the sleeves of your collared shirts like an expert.👇👌 This is referred to as the double roll. All you need to do is undo the cuff button and create to clean, crisp rolls/folds and tuff the cuff into itself.

@hodltracker @edgaralandough Now it makes sense. It had to be some algo hack or something.

@edgaralandough All that started when google changed the SEO model and now the more BS you write before the recipe the higher you go in the search output. And its also why they added the jump to recipe button cuz nobody wants to read that shit.

Things that are unnecessarily complicated: Online recipes. I don’t need your life story, a vineyard tour, and three paragraphs about your grandmother’s herb garden. Just tell me how long to bake the chicken. Also the 15 minute prep time is a lie. That took me an hour.