Political HiJinx

@Headshok1962 Both have severe disadvantages. If you go with testicles for toes you might want to invest in steel toe boots. If you’re a guy and you go with dicks for fingers just remember if you have a finger licking good meal you’re gonna be ghey.

Huh?

@justice_Tyr22 When exactly did we fail the children in our society that they would go out and commit the heinous and immoral act of underage tobacco possession.

Woman arrested for 20 felonies after allegedly burglarizing vehicles in Davis County. A quiet neighborhood in Davis County was rocked by a late-night crime spree—ending with an 18-year-old woman facing a staggering list of felony charges. Skyla Ocean Rhorer was arrested after police responded to reports of suspicious individuals allegedly peering into parked vehicles. When officers arrived, they spotted Rhorer walking away from the area—layered in clothing and carrying a backpack that would soon reveal a trail of alleged crimes. What raised immediate red flags? According to authorities, Rhorer couldn’t even tell officers what city she was in. As police investigated further, another suspect matching the description was found nearby with items that didn’t belong to him—adding to suspicions of an active burglary operation. But it was the search of Rhorer’s backpack that truly stunned officers. Inside, they discovered wallets containing other people’s IDs, a stack of financial cards, and personal belongings linked to multiple victims—including schoolwork belonging to another female. Officers also recovered vehicle accessories like charging cords and mounts, along with cigarettes. In total, authorities seized 20 financial cards, multiple IDs, and a checkbook—all allegedly stolen. The scale of the discovery quickly escalated the case. Rhorer now faces 20 felony counts tied to financial card possession, along with additional charges for vehicle burglary and underage tobacco possession. What began as a routine call about suspicious activity has now unraveled into a widespread theft case—leaving investigators working to piece together just how many victims may have been targeted.

@creepydotorg When is Lifetime movie coming out?

Former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles non-stop to confront her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend, reportedly wearing adult diapers to avoid bathroom breaks. Armed with a knife, a BB gun, and trash bags, she attacked the woman in a parking lot but was arrested before she could cause serious harm.

@Headshok1962 Using red raspberry syrup would be an equally unappetizing site.

Yep

@SGTWipper1Each Maybe they’re flying low because they thought they were near Kid Rock’s house.

Why do they fly so low? Avoiding radar?

@BallerToy1327 As long as Doug Masters batteries don’t die on his tape player he might have a chance against Mav.

Hear me out on this one. Yes Top Gun is a juggernaut at the box office but, what teenage boy in the #1980s didn't want to be Doug Masters. Who 🏆

@scs_real A little hot water, Dawn dish soap, and WD40 is how real men do it.

Just toss it in the dishwasher

@BuckeyeGsp @catturd2 South Park called this out 20 years ago.

@catturd2 Where the fuck were these teachers when I was in school?

There’s one of these everyday now.

アメリカ人よ！ 君たちの持っている拳銃を見せてくれ！！ 俺はワルサーPPKが好きだ。 もちろん、これはエアソフトのものだ。 もしも日本で市民の拳銃所持が許されるなら、本物を持ち歩きたいがな！

@Maga4liberty That was the lucky smoke. And it was verboten to take it if you were the one bumming a smoke.

Did you ever do this? Why????

The should put a statue of this kid in-front of the school. Absolute fucking legend

@KILLTOPARTY Remember Confucius say, “Man with hairy teeth usually lickity split.”

Lobster too buttery, wine too refined

@DrunkRepub There’s nothing worse than being with that person that’s so toxic for you that short of a restraining order you can’t stay away from them.

You know what they say: 78th time is a charm

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I was quoted $33,000 for a metal roof for my house and garage. I called an Amish community two counties away and they did it for me for $7,200 and had it done in less than 6 hours.

This woman couldn’t afford the price she was quoted for a new roof. So…..she did it herself. If you read the shingles package, it literally tells you how to install the underlayment & shingles on a roof. Nothing more motivating than saving a LARGE amount of money. Would you ever attempt this? 🤔 That is some tough labor.👏💯

@modernhistory Considering the Earth is a giant rock that weighs 13.1 septillion pounds, the only true threat would be our own star as it swells to consume it as I grows into a red dwarf billions of years from now.

What is the biggest threat to Earth??

@Mike_M_Klotz I built one of these when I was a kid.

Have you ever built or rebuilt an engine?

@WarPath2pt0 Anderson Manufacturing strikes again.

A little CLP should do the trick—

@ZOrtiz99 My grandmother used to smoke these. I ran out of my Marlboros once and bummed one of these from her. It was the most awful thing ever.

Doral

@SteCK1878 @ShannonMFHill Dear Japanese, This is how we drink Coke in America.

@ShannonMFHill If any of the Japanese are reading this, they should replace the peanuts with mentos and in the bottle not the glass. That’s what Americans do! 🤔

Who in the world puts peanuts in their coke? Is this a real thing? One of our Japanese friends posted about Americans doing this and I’ve literally never heard of it. 🤯