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🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister for years to come “The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond”

@LucyLetbyTrials How can anyone involved live with themselves knowing someone is imprisoned based on Dr J's evidence after seeing that email? Is there no moral integrity in these people at all?

Dr Jayaram's Baby K email is most certainly fresh evidence. Always has been. Even the Crown Prosecution Service recognised that. It's why they disclosed it in the first place. The bar is very high for evidence to be disclosed after a conviction. To clear said bar, the evidence has to materially undermine a person's conviction. Which is what Dr Jayaram's Baby K email does. Which is why the CPS disclosed it. Which is why it's particularly egregious that the @Thirlwall_Inq is unwilling to say whether they possessed a copy of the email ahead of Lucy Letby's retrial.

@FFS_WhatNow Every single day I wish it was still the 90s. Every. Single. Day.

The greatest decade of all time. I would go straight back in a heartbeat.

@threetimedaddy I'll swap you for my daughters harmonica on which she can play one tune only - Piano Man

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

@bjornfri2020 @UnityNewsNet

Did you know that Victoria Starmer met the longterm 'Bachelor' Keir Starmer when she was as a Solicitor? They were introduced when she worked at Hodge, Jones and Allen by Henry Hodge. He was the Husband of Margaret Watson (née Oppenheimer) now known as 'Baroness Hodge'.

HEARTBREAKING: Her 10-month-old baby was cut in half with a knife in front of her, her husband shot dead, and she watched them split her second child's skull with a machete. They also amputated one of her hands. This is life for Christians in Nigeria. The media remains silent.

Well, that’s showbiz.

@ThePujaTeli @deGourlay The Nostradamus of our times 😂

Crying @deGourlay 😂😂😂

The Tulip Stairs located within the Queen's House in Greenwich, London.

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.

A missed opportunity for the headline "He's Upton Gone". thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16175836/

If you started fucking off a thousand years ago, you still couldn’t fuck off as far as Alastair Campbell needs to fuck off.

@jk_rowling @_lliesl_ @Sorelle_Arduino You've liked a few of mine and replied to one so I refer to you as "my stalker"

@_lliesl_ @Sorelle_Arduino I think that means we're engaged.

Jolyon Maugham thinks he and @jk_rowling were mates because she signed off a DM or two with an x years ago Here are just some of the messages she has signed with an x, often to complete strangers If you are in the list, congrats - you and JKR are besties, x

RIP Everton's Champions League hopes. April 2026 - April 2026.

In 1986, a five-year-old boy in India fell asleep on a bench at a train station while waiting for his older brother to come back. His brother never returned. The boy wandered onto an empty train carriage, thinking his brother might be inside. He fell asleep again. When he woke up, the doors were locked and the train was moving. It didn’t stop for nearly two days. When it finally did, he was in Kolkata, nearly 1,500 kilometres from home. He was too young to know his surname, couldn’t read, and had no idea what his hometown was called. He survived alone on the streets for weeks, sleeping under station benches and scavenging scraps of food, before eventually being taken to an orphanage and declared a lost child. No one could trace where he came from. He was adopted by a couple from Tasmania, Australia, who gave him a loving home and a new life. His name became Saroo Brierley. He grew up on the other side of the world. But he never forgot. He held onto fragments: the image of a bridge near a train station, a water tower, a neighbourhood layout, the faces of his family. In his mid-twenties, he discovered Google Earth. He calculated the rough distance the train could have covered based on how long he remembered being on it, drew a circle on a map around Kolkata, and began searching along every railway line within that radius. Some weeks he spent 30 hours scanning satellite images of towns across central India, looking for landmarks that matched his childhood memories. His family in Australia didn’t even know. They thought he was just browsing the internet. In 2011, after years of searching, he found it. A water tower. A bridge. A ravine past a station. It was a neighbourhood called Ganesh Talai in the city of Khandwa. He zoomed in and recognised the streets he had walked as a small boy. He flew to India and walked through the town until he found his family’s home. The door was chained shut and he feared the worst. Then people came out. One of them led him to a woman down the road. It was his mother. She had never stopped looking for him. After 25 years, they were standing in front of each other. What he didn’t know until that moment was that his brother Guddu, the one he’d been waiting for at the station that night, had been struck and killed by a train. His mother had spent 25 years searching for both sons. She learned what happened to one. She never stopped praying for the other. His story became the book “A Long Way Home” and was adapted into the film “Lion,” which received six Academy Award nominations.

@fesshole Buy her out and take in a lodger to cover her half of the mortgage and bills?

Wife & I can't afford to divorce so we're stuck living together. Its utter hell living under the same roof as someone you hate & who hates you. I'm seriously thinking of moving to Middlesbrough as I can afford to buy there. Never been there but surely it can't be worse than this?

@benonwine A woman

Who’s this, wrong answers only?

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes We really need a UK version of impeachment

🚨 NEW: Peter Mandelson was granted the UK's highest possible security clearance - "Strap 3" - despite failing vetting This is top secret material only a very small number of top officials can access due to the severe national security risks [@thetimes]

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes