bryanonymous

I’m convinced mockery is the best weapon and we’re just not using it enough.

@333too3 I wish I’d written this joke 🏆

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

@fesshole Good fess. Good fess. Let’s all go home

In the early 90s I was at a car boot sale and I sold an unused egg whisk to TV star Bob Carolgees for £1. He was happy, I was happy. Pretty much a good day all round.

@TheAuthorGuy This reminds me that I learned what 86’d meant when I got my first restaurant job in 1987 and naturally thought that the term would change to 87’d in 1988. I was young and dumb. In any case, we ran out of onion rings.

This short excerpt from my 1999 novel, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove: Mavis helped the man to a bar stool. “Get her out of here,” Mavis said. “She’s eighty-sixed. This time forever.” Theo kept his eyes locked on Molly’s. “Are you okay?”

@therandomsec “Yeah, it’s not for me” — that’s it

Apparently it’s a hot take on here but I don’t get the Savannah bananas hate. It’s obviously fun, people enjoy it, it’s not like it’s trying to rip off baseball, it’s never claimed that. Simply a fun thing to do, like the globetrotters.

@Corbienest You’re the Phineas of the group

I briefly went to boarding school (the same one Uma Thurman briefly went to - but I digress), and in the student handbook it clearly stated: No tree climbing, except as an organized activity. Well, I was always happiest in a tree with books or a friend. I’d often suggest as we sat on the common: Let’s climb a tree. And we would. One day, as 7 or 8 of us were chatting in a very large willow, a dorm mother came by and said: No climbing trees, except as an organized activity! Spencer just looked at her and said: But it is organized. Corbie always organizes it. This seemed to satisfy her and no one ever challenged us again.

@MichaelMcIlwee @joshthetree_ I put their cover of Night & Day in that same little brother category

@joshthetree_ It’s a the big brother of God Part 2, which was a tease on Rattle & Hum of what was coming next…

Are you a fan of #U2 The Fly?

@GarlicFryRy I would like to see Devers close his stance, Bailey pick a side of the plate, and Chapman grow his mustache back

Batting Devers cleanup when he’s going through this slump is INSANE 😅 #NothingLikeIt

@bimwimbom @anon_opin Full scale X-Wing Fighter

@bryan_onymous @anon_opin What are you building that's 7m tall?

Lego is overpriced. I can buy almost identical stuff from China for around a quarter of the price. I really doubt those extra microns of accuracy that Lego has is really worth the four-fold price increase.

Beautiful colour aerial view of Polo Grounds. Such a beautiful ballpark with the most unique dimensions

@joshthetree_ I was dumbfounded-and not in a good way-when I first heard/saw it back in 1991. I was a recently-hatched U2 fan at the time, having been wooed by the whole Joshua Tree era. Wanted more of that. I was woefully wrong. The Fly was great then and remains great now. Even better live.

@TonesOfMusic 30+ replies and not one mention of Alex Lifeson. C’mon people!

Top five living guitarists?

@smalls2672 Desperate for a “show results” button

Maga, what do you like most about president trump

@StanSeidel @20th_Centurygal lol, I knew I was sneaking through on a technicality 🙃

@bryan_onymous @20th_Centurygal Your answer to the question is “fascinatingly correct” in regards to mentioning “Red Hill Mining Town.” Bono sings about the “lights go out on Red Hill,” and “Red Hill Town,” never is it said “Red Hill Mining Town. …U2 fan since seeing them at The Hollywood Palladium, 1982.

Name a song where the title is never mentioned in the lyrics.

The Six Mullion Dollar Man 1972 : I don't think kids today can fully appreciate how goddam awesome that show was to 7 year-old me.

@U2ThreeChords So is Steve Averill

Anton Corbijn is a legend. 😊📷

@TheCinesthetic When the cop played by Peter Weller who becomes Robocop gets shot up and tortured

What’s a scene from television or film that really traumatized you?

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@ArashMarkazi I worked with @GuyFieri at the Sacramento Tony Roma’s ca. 1990. Long gone.

Tony Roma's will close May 9, 2026 at Las Vegas' Fremont Casino. When it does there will only be six Tony Roma's location left in the United States: - Carson, California - Anaheim, California - Dubuque, Iowa - Great Falls, Montana - Durham, North Carolina - Kimball, Tennessee