Keith Hopkins

@SandyofSuffolk @grok is this true?

HMRC say it could take between 2 - 3 years to conclude their investigations into Angela Rayner and her stamp duty dodge. 😲

@UKLabour @DavidLammy April Fools

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@UKLabour @DavidLammy Just blatantly trying to wind people up now.

@HerdImmunity12 You’re next

Weekend Caption Competition🇬🇧:

@Ed_Miliband Majority of the money will be in the pockets of the few. It’s a scam paid for by the tax payer

We’re investing £64m to transform Port Talbot into Wales' first floating offshore wind hub. That means 5,000 good jobs, £500m of investment and enough clean power for 6.5m homes. We are putting Wales at the heart of our clean energy superpower mission. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BethRigby Are you on the government’s payroll?

WATCH: Starmer on ‘beating himself up’ over Mandelson is worth watching because I really think it’s a very rare & believable moment where Starmer reveals how he’s really feeling; showing some vulnerability and anger with himself over the decision he took

@afneil @kennels1 The tell is every time he uses the word “clear”

ANDREW NEIL: In 55 years of covering politics, I’ve never accused ANY government of congenitally telling untruths. But Starmer has taken lying, gaslighting and deceit to a new level mol.im/a/14743517

@coyleneil Can’t use them if they’re not there

Last year: 8% drop in foodbank use nationally. This year: 5% drop in overall foodbank use locally; 21% drop in children needing help. The difference a Labour Government makes after 14 years of growing poverty & foodbank dependency under the Tories (5 in Coalition with LibDems)

@wesstreeting How many of them died waiting?

📉 Wait lists have fallen again by 43k in January - 374k in 18 months. 🚑 Fastest ambulance response in 5 years, down to less than 29 mins for heart attacks and stroke 🏥 A&E waits the shortest for four years despite a hugely demanding winter Lots done, lots more to do.

@MatthewStadlen Snigger, what you sniffing?

Awful Prime Minister’s Questions for Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage.

@DavidLammy Why would we believe that you know better than all the barristers and judges that say this is nonsense?

The choice is stark: do nothing and face a 200,000-case backlog by 2035, leaving victims waiting years for justice - or reform the system and restore the promise that justice should be swift and fair.

@ox_anna29 Yet

Starmer didn’t cause 50k deaths due to COVID, he’s not dragged us into an illegal war, he’s not put us in recession and sky rocketed mortgages.

@SaulStaniforth Whenever any @UKLabour MP uses the word “clear” it means they are just about to chat shit.

"Is it true that you wanted, on Friday, to give Americans a precautionary permission.. to use British bases for defensive actions but had your mind changed.." Keir Starmer begins his answer: "Let me be really clear about this..." He proceeds to be as unclear as possible.

@MrNickKnowles If people accept rubbish they will keep churning it out.

I don’t spend a lot of money on hobbies or trinkets but I do like a decent coffee. I am lucky enough to have a good machine at home. It amazes me how many coffee shops turn out coffee that barely tastes of coffee - just flavoured water. How do they all get it so wrong?

@YvetteCooperMP Convenient

Later this week, Keir Starmer will lead our delegation to the Munich Security Conference. At this crucial time for the world, we need his leadership not just at home but on the global stage, and we need to keep our focus where it matters, on keeping our country safe.

@GBPolitcs @thetimes That’ll be @Ed_Miliband fucking with the electric again.

🚨NEW: Cabinet Ministers say PM Keir Starmer is in a "dark place" over the Mandelson scandal, and there is "genuine concern" he could resign [@thetimes]

@DawnButlerBrent Funded by students?

NHS waiting times won’t fix themselves. That’s why we’re expanding evening and weekend appointments, bringing tests closer to home and helping GPs see more patients. There’s a lot to undo but step by step, we’re getting the NHS back on its feet.

@SWWHelp any idea when the supply to TR208XP will be restored.

@Iromg @SonyUK @currys John Lewis every time. 5 year warranty.

When you pay £1400 for a Sony Bravia TV you don’t expect it to stop working after two years. You would also think that @SonyUK would fix it for free. But they want us to pay for their shoddy goods. Unfortunately @currys aren’t any better. Customer service shambles all round. We shan’t be buying from them EVER again.

@lukejcr “Politics” can sadly be used as a smokescreen for a bunch of idiots feathering their own nests at the expense of the tax payer.

Boxing Day hunts using “trail scents” can sadly be used as a smokescreen for fox hunting. Such CRUELTY has no place in the British countryside. It’s telling how many right-wing NPC politicians rush to defend it. Labour will BAN trail hunting for good to PROTECT wildlife. 🇬🇧🐾