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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man Haskell and he'll be asking for fish for the rest of his life.
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Haskell, compilers, mental decay
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@RubenMoor School did prepare me for life, it demonstrated to me early on that people are retarded.
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@JM0x5C lmao you have an accurate idea of what my mind looks like
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@effectfully I can imagine "Blyaaaaaaat" followed by a rant to your dog about how go programmers are subhuman
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Yelled at my dog so hard a kid 30 meters away hid behind his mom.
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@Kick_Champ I once had sex that started like that, you just gotta slap back.
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Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳
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@ChShersh @orbeezgosh It's so sweet of you to say all these things completely unprompted.
@orbeezgosh wanna slip in a group chat with me and Dmitrii and continue this exciting discussion?
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@effectfully @orbeezgosh I don’t have to rizz her up for you. You’re naturally charismatic, confident, funny, kind, rich, and smart. You’ll be alright.
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@hkozachkov In Russian. I feel somewhat confident that I asked her to surrender that vomit with roughly the same tone and choice of words that my ancestors asked nazis to surrender their weapons.
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@effectfully In what language? I'm imagining something hilarious to me and I wanna know if it's accurate.
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A 180‑year‑old executive agency of the British government is so utterly incompetent it grants write access to other people's sensitive data without even being attacked lmao.
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@HSVSphere If you hate yourself, you can also just I use Ubuntu. Speaking from personal experience.
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@ChShersh @endingwithali > And now I’m a huge Go fan.
this is what men will put up with to meet an egirl
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@DudeWhoInvests this must hit hard if you don't understand shit about fuck
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Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Spot gold extends its selloff to -$400/oz on the day, now trading at $4,500/oz for the first time since February 2nd.
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Do you sometimes see a post and get irrationally mad that you didn't think of it first?
Andrew Quackson@AndrewQuackson
Even George Floyd?
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