rivers
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rivers
@emptyrivers
come for the gay tweets, stay for the pretentiously convoluted sentences



@0xLuxi You won’t even be able to put two kids through college in 20 years with that






do these count




pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

We order a new Ford Maverick. Dealer calls and said they got financing approved but it’s a high rate so they recommend we put more down and in the future get approved for the Ford credit line to make things easier. I ask the rate. 12.99% I say let’s pause on the deal and let me make a few calls. 5 mins later the phone rings. They magically got it down to 8.49%. Don’t let these guys try to screw you over.


The Warren Buffet test to determine whether you live a blessed life: thefp.com/p/from-slavery…




I'm confused why men like big boobs. Boobs get biggest when breastfeeding, which is also when women have significantly reduced fertility.







