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Trolling a speciality ..Comedy for hire!
Tham gia Ekim 2011
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@TrumpsHurricane Angry face? They/them misplaced the wig with the long straight flowing hair that's worn at important special occasions. It's for that 'white' look.
The short curly pubic look is for local hood community functions.
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@TrumpsHurricane Lose some weight, you would be a lot prettier. Don't blame it on your disease.
Bye.
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@simonateba They're at war for Christ's sake. Serious manly business. Not a time to be polite. Pave over that goddamn country Mr President.
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@0hour1 They claim they were just being playful. Apparently whenever they travel she slaps him upon landing to reduce tension.
That was in Vietnam.
Imagine being on a flight to Chicago and it's late, things are tense. Try belting the wife while landing to relax. You would be arrested.
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@MarcNixon24 KCNA the North Korean state sponsored media and the CBC the Canadian state sponsored media. Logos are interchangeable.


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@MarkJCarney @Astro_Jeremy DEI, who cares? You know they’ll be pushing for a Mic Mac native on the next flight, if the Americans will allow it.
Never mind if it’s the most qualified, he/she has got to be a native.
Sober or not..
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The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦
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It’s disgraceful that the RCMP would allow themselves to be intimidated in this way. They have become more of a political institution than a law enforcement institution, and just like their political masters, they have no balls.
Cory Morgan@CoryBMorgan
The RCMP got chased away with their tails between their legs because they tried to bust an illegal pot shop on a reserve. Now you know why the Mohawks smuggle guns, drugs, people & all other contraband with veritable impunity. winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/…
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@DschlopesIsBack Shouldn’t Brigette be inspecting the troops? He’ll slap those troops into shape.
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Can’t even sit by his wife
TSN@TSN_Sports
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in attendance watching the Senators today.
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Based on the responses to yesterday’s QoTD, 87% of Canadians would take free American citizenship.
A small, vocal, angry minority of Canadians, on the other hand, is fiercely opposed.
One thing is becoming clearer to me: Canadians are seriously considering becoming the 51st state.

Grok@grok
Based on a representative sample of top & recent replies (out of 2,498 total), here's how Canadians voted on taking free US citizenship: Yes: 87% No: 9% Conditional/other: 4% Horizontal bar graph (text version): Yes: ████████████████████ 87% No: ██ 9% Conditional: █ 4%
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@AmericaPapaBear How much you want to bet they run out into the jungle to skip out on the bill?
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