Gnu

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Gnu

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@gnu_penguin

Trolling a speciality ..Comedy for hire!

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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@TrumpsHurricane Angry face? They/them misplaced the wig with the long straight flowing hair that's worn at important special occasions. It's for that 'white' look. The short curly pubic look is for local hood community functions.
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
What’s the First thing that comes to mind when you see Michelle Obama ??
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@TrumpsHurricane Lose some weight, you would be a lot prettier. Don't blame it on your disease. Bye.
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
Amy Schumer Comedian and Niece to Chuck Schumer is moving to London because of Trump. What advice would you give her ??
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@simonateba They're at war for Christ's sake. Serious manly business. Not a time to be polite. Pave over that goddamn country Mr President.
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Simon Ateba@simonateba·
BREAKING — Be brutally honest: Do you support the US president using profane language to threaten Iran with hell, as Pres. Trump just did, telling Iran to open the “Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in hell”? and is it good to bomb power plants? Yes or no?
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Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
What do you call someone who does this? 🤨
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@0hour1 They claim they were just being playful. Apparently whenever they travel she slaps him upon landing to reduce tension. That was in Vietnam. Imagine being on a flight to Chicago and it's late, things are tense. Try belting the wife while landing to relax. You would be arrested.
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0HOUR1@0hour1·
Remember when the 1st Lady of France beat the shit out of her husband on live TV. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca·
Robert Fife: "Pierre Poilievre keeps trying to blame every job loss, inflation, everything on the Prime Minister. But Canadians know where that problem is coming from. It's south of the border, it's in the White House."
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarcNixon24 KCNA the North Korean state sponsored media and the CBC the Canadian state sponsored media. Logos are interchangeable.
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Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·
CBC panel BASHES Pierre Poilievre Removal of Gas tax would save $0.25 per liter at the pump. Panelist But But But $3.5B hole in the Budget, where is that money going to come from? I have an idea, CUT $1.4B from CBC and we are half way there.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarkJCarney @Astro_Jeremy DEI, who cares? You know they’ll be pushing for a Mic Mac native on the next flight, if the Americans will allow it. Never mind if it’s the most qualified, he/she has got to be a native. Sober or not..
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Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦
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White Prime@White_Pr1me·
Serving KFC 🍗 at a wedding is the blackest shit ever
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@ztisdale President Trump, please save us.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@dubsndoo Send a few ICE agents from the US to their depot to conduct some training seminars.
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terry l.@dubsndoo·
It’s disgraceful that the RCMP would allow themselves to be intimidated in this way. They have become more of a political institution than a law enforcement institution, and just like their political masters, they have no balls.
Cory Morgan@CoryBMorgan

The RCMP got chased away with their tails between their legs because they tried to bust an illegal pot shop on a reserve. Now you know why the Mohawks smuggle guns, drugs, people & all other contraband with veritable impunity. winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/…

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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@DschlopesIsBack Shouldn’t Brigette be inspecting the troops? He’ll slap those troops into shape.
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Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
Macron trying to look tough and intimidating right before surrendering.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@truthtroll_X Someone ended up with a ‘fat lip’ and a ‘black eye’. !
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PrImate females thought it was a good idea to attack a 6’5 White Russian looking dude. FAFO
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarcNixon24 They don’t have $1775 in this frozen slum in a provincial capital city.
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Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·
Elbows Up voters attend Mark Carneys Liberal fundraiser for $1,775 per seat. Attendees say they’re voting for Mark Carney because he’s economic rocket fuel for our economy When I asked what he’s done in the last 12 months they can’t name 1 thing.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@draloneboy Nothing wrong with Hillary…
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Dralone&_DR145@draloneboy·
🚨 ALERT: In a bombshell development, Newsmax is publicly calling for, and actually demanding the arrest of Barack Obama and all of his co-conspirators, including Hillary Clinton, who hatched the plan to overthrow the U.S. government and the will of the American people!
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@amuse Macron is trying to recover some sort of respect ever since the wife slapped him around. Sad really, shouldn’t he be in safe house or shelter? If that’s in public, what happens behind closed doors? Macron’s husband should be arrested, stop the cycle of abuse!
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@amuse@amuse·
WAR: France and a coalition of other NATO members are reportedly aligning themselves with Iran against the US. This is an unprecedented betrayal. I’ve been against leaving NATO, but I don’t think we have a choice now. They are our enemies…
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Eric St-Pierre@EricRStPierre·
Based on the responses to yesterday’s QoTD, 87% of Canadians would take free American citizenship. A small, vocal, angry minority of Canadians, on the other hand, is fiercely opposed. One thing is becoming clearer to me: Canadians are seriously considering becoming the 51st state.
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Grok@grok

Based on a representative sample of top & recent replies (out of 2,498 total), here's how Canadians voted on taking free US citizenship: Yes: 87% No: 9% Conditional/other: 4% Horizontal bar graph (text version): Yes: ████████████████████ 87% No: ██ 9% Conditional: █ 4%

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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@AmericaPapaBear How much you want to bet they run out into the jungle to skip out on the bill?
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AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.
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