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John (main)

@johnonmain

American, electrical engineer, not a computer

San Francisco, CA Tham gia Mart 2024
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John (main)
John (main)@johnonmain·
I wonder if she likes younger dudes who have no money
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Kendra Barnett@KendraEBarnett·
Totally normal and cool
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Laura Powell@LauraPowellEsq·
BART was supposed to be luxury transportation! We have fallen so far. 😭
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sucks@powerbottomdad1·
babies coming in the morning. please say a prayer for my wife and family. or send me 1000 USD. whatever your heart tells you
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Eli@elkelk·
Just saw a guy with an NVIDIA GTC badge buy 2 buffalo chicken rollers and a slice of pizza at 7/11
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charlie@BUNNlCULA·
there is a miller high life materializing for me at vesuvio…sources say it will be ready this evening
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So down bad I almost posted a nude
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Bofa Deez Nuts@IncelSquidward·
@BlanqLe There's a grown ass 45 year old woman out there right now who's biggest opp is an 11 year old kid with autism
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Amanda Askell@AmandaAskell·
Perhaps I should get married again so that the media has a more recent man they can reference any time they mention me or my work.
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John (main)@johnonmain·
the only times i've visibly impressed venture capitalists is when one pointed out my watch (he thought it was a rolex, it was not) and another time when i had just finished lifting weights and he said i was looking jacked (i was)
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Michelle Tandler
Michelle Tandler@michelletandler·
It's pretty rare that I find a tweet so offensive that I don't even want to repost it. But, here we are. This is Zohran Mamdani's wife, writing about Gay people. The mask is off.
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Will Stancil’s Zippy 2011 Honda Fit
🚨 Sneako says he will “end my time with Islam on a high note” after Ramadan and “try Christianity” next.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
5mo son is delightfully fat marblemaxxing rollmogging
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John (main)@johnonmain·
@b0newalljackson “Dude with a learning disability and $23 invested” is just Gavin Newsome
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🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson·
they microwaved him for this
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John (main)@johnonmain·
@atreides_sf Need to just spend to get it fixed but I basically never use it unless its a week like this
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John (main)@johnonmain·
The landcruiser doesn’t even have AC… you just get in the car and I look at you like this
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