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Johnny B. Goode

@lostriver404

🇨🇦 Electronics tech 📻 IT analyst 💾 Truck driver 🚚

Tham gia Mayıs 2023
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DougS 🆎@Esten51·
@ABDanielleSmith It’s 9:00 PM, May 2nd here in Edmonton and it’s still light outside. At the height of summer it will be light at 11:30PM. DST was never meant for Alberta latitudes, it was intended for southern regions like Texas where summer sunsets are at 7PM. Permanent MST!
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@jaycurrie It's not CPUs in devices that are the problem, it's the user experience. Is the lack of manual mixture control the problem, or the feeling you're driving a computer down the highway? Electronics aren't the enemy, the problem is the other intentional design decisions.
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@ShamashAran That screams manager vibes. Running a tech team is about telling people what to do, not understanding it yourself. Good managers do both. Bad managers ... well this is what happens.
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Franco Terrazzano@franco_nomics·
It’s not a sovereign wealth fund. It’s a debt-fuelled corporate slush fund. Carney’s fund is not built on wealth or savings. It’s built on borrowed money, and it’s going to gamble tax dollars on risky corporate handouts. reason.com/2026/04/30/can…
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Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube
Bureaucracy is the process by which you take a problem you have identified, and ensure that there is a powerful group of people whose paycheques depend on the continued existence of that problem.
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Who here is old enough to remember when one of amazons' huge differentiators was their amazing customer service?
John Ennis@johnennis

Oh my God, NEVER buy an Apple product from @amazon I bought a Mac Book Pro that arrived today, and the computer inside had been swapped out along the way - it's a different model, different serial numbers, is used, and so on Yet I have been on the phone with Amazon for 2 hours getting a constant run around as various people claim they can't help me because the computer (that I don't have!) has an active Apple ID so they can't accept the refund I have filed a police report already for the fraud, but it seems impossible to get any help

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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@ShamashAran 350+ syscalls, 153 processes on my "minimal" installation, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Ever think maybe we need to rethink the modern OS?
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Theresa Longo@TheresaLongo·
A ton of Conservatives don't realize it yet, but Canada Strong Fund will be backed by Canadian resources. Gold in the ground, chromite, oil. This not only incentivizes production, it creates wealth. Instead of inflationary $ printing, every $ allocated is to be asset backed.
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
If a tree falls in a forest, does it press the red 🔴 button or the blue 🔵 button?
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@IanRunkle This reminds me of the old tree in a forest. If a tree falls in a forest, does it press the red 🔴 button or the blue 🔵 button?
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Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube
The button test as it'd be applied: "You are brought into a room with two buttons. A disaffected customer service representative with poor English makes a half-hearted attempt to explain the buttons, and then shrugs helplessly when you ask for clarification. You must press one."
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@ShamashAran Environment Canada decided to replace the watch/warning system with colour codes. Yellow, orange and red. I'm already tired of the joke that gets repeated every snow warning.
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I always have to remind my husband the difference between a "watch" and a "warning" A lot of people struggle with this, and I dont quite get why, but its obvious the NWS needs to improve its verbiage. I just... don't know how, cuz, again, it's obvious to me. I always jokingly use this explainer.
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Sensurround (センサラウンド)@ShamashAran

🎶Springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing, hey ding a ling. Sweet lovers love...🎶 🚨BZZT BRRP BRRZ BRRZ... BEEEP 🚨 The National Weather Service has issued Tornado Watch #171 valid until 9pm CDT tonight...

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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@BlackDumpling LostRiver404 comes from the game Subnautica. There's a biome, a mysterious underwater tunnel, called the Lost River. 404 is the http status code for not found, which is the only number I could think of with any correlation to lost river.
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BLACK DUMPLING™@BlackDumpling·
Little bit of personal lore time.. Where does your user name come from? I'm noticing a pattern.
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@miket136 Let them. It brings to mind the law of unintended consequences. Nothing can go wrong ... go wrong ... go wrong ... go wrong.
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@IanRunkle I worked at a place where if you attempted to access a VIP's account, even legitimately in the course of your job, even if you didn't successfully bring up the account, you got questioned. What happened here shouldn't be a demotion, it should be a criminal investigation.
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Nadine Ness
Nadine Ness@NadineGNess·
I miss the orange lights. They felt so much better.
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Johnny B. Goode@lostriver404·
@IanRunkle Think of all the time and paper that could be saved if they just wrote "trust me bro" instead.
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Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube
Charter statements from the government are just marketing. It could be a law to execute all Catholics without trial and the Charter statement would say it upholds Charter values. You want to see a real Charter statement, start making government officials personally liable for infringements.
David T.S. Fraser@privacylawyer

The government finally drops the Charter Statement for Bill C-22, the Lawful Access Act. Of course, it's late on a Friday. justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/pl…

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