sarcastic_vishnu

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sarcastic_vishnu

sarcastic_vishnu

@yettodecipher

Still a learner

Bengaluru, India Tham gia Mart 2023
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Shruti Dhore
Shruti Dhore@ShrutiDhore·
The love and strength of a mother cannot be measured in this world!! This heart-wrenching image, which emerged 15 hours after the tragic accident at Jabalpur Bargi Dam, shakes the entire society; it is not just a picture, but a vivid proof of a mother's selfless love, sacrifice, and unwavering care.!! Today, even though the mother and son are no longer with us, this scene tells the story of that horrific moment—when death stood in front, the mother did not leave her son's side and held him in her arms until the last breath.!! A mother is not just a relationship, but the most sacred form of God, who becomes a shield for her child in every crisis.!! My heartfelt salute to such a great, selfless, and loving mother. 🙏
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Amock_
Amock_@Amockx2022·
Pandit Nehru is remembered for IITs & ISRO Indira Gandhi is remembered for breaking Pakistan into two parts Rajiv Gandhi is remembered for Computer revolution What will be Narendra Modi remembered for? 😭😭
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Tejasvi Surya
Tejasvi Surya@Tejasvi_Surya·
Wrote to CM @siddaramaiah, urging withdrawal of the lifetime tax on EVs - a regressive move against citizen interests and clean mobility. The current global scenario underscores the urgent need to reduce dependence on fossil fuels. India under PM Modi Ji is committed to achieving Net- Zero, yet Karnataka is discouraging EV adoption - a move contrary to national priorities. While states across India are taking steps to promote electric mobility, Karnataka has imposed this tax - simply to extract ₹250 crore from the people to fund the Bankruptcy of the State. Progressive states like Delhi are offering 100% road tax waivers for electric cars below ₹30 lakh and incentivising electric goods vehicles, while Karnataka under the Congress, is moving in the opposite direction. This is not governance. This is regression. #KhaliTrunkSarkara #CongressFailsKarnataka
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
Some special moments before the start of the Siliguri rally. The fervour for BJP is unimaginable!
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Selfless⁴⁵
Selfless⁴⁵@SelflessCricket·
- Ties with both Israel & Palestine. - Ties with both America & Iran - Ties with both Russia & Ukraine - Never behaved as American Puppet like Shehbaz Sharif Narendra Modi has to be the only Prime Minister with a Spine in South Asia
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@mshahi0024 When he falls, he will be like, Jai shree ram! That's enough for him or the people of Gujarat to justify their selection
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Manu🇮🇳🇮🇳
Manu🇮🇳🇮🇳@mshahi0024·
🤦👋A man talking on the phone falls into an open Gutter. If BJP wins again in Gujarat, it will be one of the longest ruling streaks by any party since independence, already around 30yrs. 25yrs in power,show me a single smart Town developed by Modi?
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Roshan Rai
Roshan Rai@RoshanKrRaii·
“We will ask scientists to see if Mahakaal Standard Time can replace GMT ” - Education Minister of India , Dharmendra Pradhan 🤦‍♂️
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Aaraadhya Saxena 🇮🇳
Aaraadhya Saxena 🇮🇳@ihailmyindia·
Isn’t that literally the RBI’s job, using reserves to stabilize the rupee ?????????
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Tejasvi Surya
Tejasvi Surya@Tejasvi_Surya·
Every generation gets one leader who changes the economic destiny of their country. The USA got Franklin D. Roosevelt. Britain got Margaret Thatcher. China got Deng Xiaoping. Singapore got Lee Kuan Yew. India got PM Modi Ji. And the reforms he is making today, India will reap their benefits for the next decades!
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Anubhav Gupta
Anubhav Gupta@anubhavgupta_ji·
Kejriwal: "Every 18+ Women will get 1000/month" Reason: Without any reason Money: Kejriwal Savings ❌️ Taxpayers✅️ Crowd: Cheering People are very happy to see them looting the country.
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Savio Cardoz
Savio Cardoz@ScCardoz·
Just a reminder 🤪👇
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@AstroCounselKK And please explain the macro-economics of it. How did demonetisation affect Pakistani rupee?
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@Gujju_Er 2015, Modi directly met the PM of the so-called terrorist country by you people Hypocrisy Ki bhi seema hoti hai!
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Prakash
Prakash@Gujju_Er·
One speech was enough to rattle the entire Congress ecosystem 🔥 In Parliament, HM Amit Shah didn’t just make allegations He listed incidents, with names and dates, where he claimed 𝗥𝗮𝗵𝘂𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗡𝗮𝘅𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀. It wasn’t just a speech, it was a structured, on-record indictment that hit hard.
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@SanviSharm49500 Damn! You are a doctor? I just want to fuck my uncle who told me that doctors are saviours of the world
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Sanvi Sharma
Sanvi Sharma@SanviSharm49500·
If India Bans Muslim IN the country , where Will They go ? Pakistan or Bangladesh?🤔
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Mr Sinha
Mr Sinha@Mrsinha·
Normal people pray that our country doesn't face any trouble... The Congress ecosystem prays that our country is destroyed so that they can abuse PM Modi for it.. We have the worst kind of opposition.. They're not opposition, they're enemies of the country...
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@PoornimaNimo Cz it was already high before the crisis. So there is no need to hike the prices after the crisis!
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Dr Poornima 🇮🇳
Dr Poornima 🇮🇳@PoornimaNimo·
Petrol Price hike in the USA due to Middle East Crisis : 20% Petrol Price hike in China due to Middle East Crisis : 23% Petrol Price hike in Pakistan due to Middle East Crisis : 25% Petrol Price hike in Australia due to Middle East Crisis : 18% Petrol Price hike in Vietnam due to Middle East Crisis : 50% Petrol Price hike in Europe due to Middle East Crisis : 12% Meanwhile, Petrol Price hike in India due to Middle East Crisis : Zero, Zilch, Sifar. Shunya. For the, Modi ne humare liye kiya hi kya hai Gang ???
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Vije
Vije@vijeshetty·
Congress MLA didn't just ask for IPL tickets. He also demanded to have separate longue in Bengaluru stadium so that they get VIP treatment for their family. Who said public servants are doing ‘Seva’, high time the culture changed to ‘Job’ @utkhader
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sarcastic_vishnu
sarcastic_vishnu@yettodecipher·
@Portfolio_Bull That's only 3 individuals out of 150 cr people. So now you are just motivating the govt to spend less on education?
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Pratham khanna
Pratham khanna@Portfolio_Bull·
🇮🇳 India: $4.5 Trillion economy
Education spend: $15B 🇨🇳 China: $20 Trillion economy
Education spend: $900B Yet Indians run the world’s biggest Companies : Google Youtube Microsoft Imagine if India Starts Betting on its own minds 🔥
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Margin of Safety🇮🇳
Margin of Safety🇮🇳@InvestorOfJAMMU·
If Congress were in power at the Centre, movies like The Kashmir Files, Durandhar, The Kerala Story, Article 370 and Bengal Files would have been banned. Agree??
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Manoj Arora
Manoj Arora@manoj_216·
Is Pakistan the new benchmark for India? Btw, does she know that last year, Pakistan ran a fiscal surplus of 2.4% of GDP, and that their stock market rose 40%. Have some worthy competition @nsitharamanoffc !
Nirmala Sitharaman Office@nsitharamanoffc

What is happening in Pakistan? 200% hike on high octane fuel, 20% hike on petrol and diesel happened overnight. Petrol now is sold at 321 PKR a litre. Smart lockdowns announced in Sindh province, so that their fuel can be conserved. Restricting movement, gatherings and public events. Schools are shut for two weeks. Government offices have moved to four day working week. Private offices told to shift 50% staff to work from home. We're not doing any of it. Still some leaders are spreading rumours that there will be lockdown. This rumour mongering should not happen. It's being done to spread fear. Markets and shopping centres are ordered to be closed by 9.30 PM in Pakistan. These are all the media reports. All universities shut down and shifted to online learning in Bangladesh as there's no electricity. Five hour rotational power cuts are happening. Implemented for domestic consumers in the city of Dhaka. Fuel station across Dhaka closed due to shortage of octane and diesel. So, the situation across the world is not good. We're managing in a way that our citizens don't face any difficulty. There's a contrast in price I want to say. In India, nothing has changed. Whereas in Pakistan, plus 20% to plus 200% price depending on petrol, diesel, high octane etc. Bangladesh has rationed stations closed, supply cut 10 to 15%. Excise duty action, we have cut Rs. 10 per litre. Neither Pakistan nor Bangladesh have responded. So, India among these neighbourhood countries is maintaining a level of stability. We're following Hon'ble PM Shri @narendramodi Ji's guidance on the same. - Smt @nsitharaman in Rajya Sabha

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