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You're waging a war; she's fighting it.
There's a difference.
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Buffering Juffy 😷
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Buffering Juffy 😷
@BufferingJuffy
Jewish mom of kind boys. Queer, cis woman. I love Buffy and Bowie. She/Her. #Buffering @bufferingjuffy.bsky.social
Born in a handbag. 加入时间 Mart 2015
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I love the 'tism.
My oldest called me from camp for the first time in over a week, spent 3 minutes excitedly info-dumping about Count Binface, then said, "well, I love you, bye," and hung up.
At least he's having fun, I think?
😂🥰
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@yestervegh @CharlotteAbotsi That's the most disgusting yet apt metaphor I've seen in a very long time.
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@CharlotteAbotsi Told my therapist yesterday that AI is like putting a burger in a blender and then trying to reshape the mush back into a burger shape. It’s wild how many people treat it like a magic lamp and expect it to deliver something other than burger mush.
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Meeting with my boss and told him that we are missing archival info for one of our public programs and he said let’s ask AI and started asking his phone and I was like all AI will do is pull up is the timeline of the program I published online and guess what it did
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I know it’s a weird to say
But I saw both Labyrinth & Legend in the theater when I was 7 & I was never the same human again as I was before
Those movies came out two months apart, by the way.
Nobody asked 1986 to go as hard as it did.
1986 didn’t give a fuck it came to party.
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@obsessafilma Does demon whore mean you’re a demon who is a whore, or a who’re whose clientele are exclusively demons?
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Now changing my business cards to "Demon-Whore Alexandra [Filma]" rather than "Professor".
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“Why didn’t you report?!” like Conor McGregor wasn’t just on fucking Jimmy Fallon last month.
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Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!
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@agirlopinions 1 (from left) and 4. The last one is right out.
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which font is more readable
( for the back of the tardis
*( the black sqaure is the size of the back) 29" tall x7.5" wide
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@CriticalPoet @girldrawsghosts Goddamnit, this made me snort so hard my sinus hurts.
😂
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@girldrawsghosts But I damn well know when it will end. *pumps a shotgun*
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Ya know.
“Yeaaaaaah, so we’re gonna just go ahead and dissolve the CDC's Division of Parasitic Diseases and Malaria, mmmk? Mmmk” sounds **exactly** like something a brain worm would say…
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@RyanMalphrus @jewstein3000 I mean, everybody wants to eat, but there's gotta be a balance.
Muting this convo, but wishing you the best.
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@RyanMalphrus @jewstein3000 I'd still disagree. I think the better, more altruistic providers would be in network with many insurances in order to be accessible to patients who need them, as opposed to those who are completely fee for service, and thus self selecting a wealthier patient pool. 🤷♀️
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Just tried my seventh therapist. During the 15 minute consult, I told her I was looking for someone who didn't make the session about themselves. She promised she would never do that.
First session, she's offended when I ask her not to talk about herself. I had to report this.
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@ImaniKushan ISTFG I DIDN'T STOP USING AQUA NET IN THE EARLY 90S JUST TO HAVE THESE HIGH TEMPS NOW
*tips over makeup table*
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We've basically got the same temps & real feel again today.
At this point, I'm basically a nocturnal creature bc it's the only time that it makes sense to try to do anything.
Ms. Imani Is Moving Slow@ImaniKushan
So...here's what I've got to look forward this afternoon. Needless to say, I'm hiding in my cave until that big bright sky thingy goes to sleep.
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@RyanMalphrus @jewstein3000 My most recent, most fantastic therapist left for a new practice that doesn't take my abysmal insurance. (Happy for her advancement, devastated for me.)
Some good therapists take insurance because they value patient care and patient access.
Just saying.
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@jewstein3000 @BufferingJuffy To your last question, YES!
Anyone good enough wants to make actual money. The system at the moment is rough for both practitioners and patients.
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@BufferingJuffy Is it Florida? Or women over 40? What am I doing wrong??
Do the bad ones take insurance??
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@TanningChatumm @danidonovan I used to sleep...then perimenopause stole that from me. I sleep in 2-4 hour chunks, and hopefully accumulate enough chunks to function the next day...
Treasure your sleep!
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@BufferingJuffy @danidonovan Hahaha a very good point. I’m am an Olympic level sleeper. 13 hours is nothing to me but a couple of wakeups. Nothing stops me, I’m blessed in that way.
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If you have ADHD and procrastinated writing essays until the night before they were due:
Which one sounds like you?
1. Word vomit, turn it in unedited
2. Stay up until 3:26AM trying to make sure it was good enough to get an A
Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss
For the kids who waited until the last minute to write an essay and then just word vomited onto the paper and turned it in unedited and still got one of the top grades, are you diagnosed with ADHD and neurodivergent now? Or are you a writer?
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@TanningChatumm @danidonovan I'm more impressed at you being able to sleep under those circumstances than the academic success! 😂
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@BufferingJuffy @danidonovan I’d write half of it at 10 pm, get tired, and sleep til 6 am and finish it. Was one of 14 (lol) valedictorians.
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