Danger Casey

Whenever the Feds talk about storing health records or encryption keys, remember that the NSA can't even protect their best tools.

@DaddyWarpig I really enjoyed that one. Not only him but seeing Amanda.. er.. Elizabeth Gracen too.

Just recently saw him in this movie. Came out a while ago, but I'd never seen it. RIP man who is also nowhere near my age. 😬 Love your family, find your joy and laughs where you can. Life is short.

@DaddyWarpig A while back I was flying into Salt Lake City and had someone coordinating.. on the form, it said: "Flying into: SL,UT" and I just.. I managed to keep a straight face.

What were you doing under them? THE MACHINE KNOWS IT ALWAYS KNOWS

@TrueAmPatriot86 And now the only one with a higher body count is Bonnie Blue

@CaseySoftware Contrary to what's being reposted, Chuck was not taken by the Grim Reaper. He went to kill the Grim Reaper, killed it, and stole its job.

Nooooooo..... hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/chu…

I finished one book last week so to celebrate, here are two of the three I bought to replace it.. doh. /cc @RAZ0RFIST @GPrime85

To celebrate finishing a book from my massive To Read last week, I celebrated by replacing it with three more. Not sure who's winning here but still looking forward to: amzn.to/4lsDbDm

@BaronDestructo eccentric kooks ftw

@fandompulse Stone > Dunst > that other Gwen Stacy > Ned > Zendaya

Which woman is the best Spider-Man love interest?

Simon said "don't move" And Chuck Norris never loses

Today, just under two hours from now:

@liquidrichard73 @texasrunnerDFW Way way too many variables, even if you limit it to one small area

@CaseySoftware @texasrunnerDFW How much does 20 acres out there cost? Ballpark

There are a lot of Zombie listings in North Texas Many Zombie homes have been pulled off market and put back on in some form or another since 2023 Example: Listed for sale in 2023, pulled in 2024. Listed for rent later in 2024. Pulled. Listed for sale again in 2025

@ChrissieMayr Or maybe Simon said "don't move" and he's winning.

If they think a coffin and grave can stop this man… I feel bad for them

@ChrissieMayr I hope he's not dead.. and just losing the greatest game of freeze tag ever. But Chuck Norris doesn't lose 💔

My Chuck Norris story that I'm finally coming clean on.. I co-owned a coworking space in Austin which looked like an 80s law firm: thick plush carpeting, wood paneling, ugly conference room.. so I decided to lean into it When I gave tours, I'd show people around and end with "and rumor has it that an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger was filmed here. So I always wonder, did Chuck Norris stand there?" and motion to the visitor's feet. 100% of people would look at there feet silently for a moment After doing this for months, another one of the co-owners came to me and said "hey, I found out something cool about this space.. an epside of Walker, Texas Ranger was shot here" :D

@KevinLamb74 No?

RIP Chuck Norris. 😢

@WallStreetApes And then the same lenders changed the rules in 2015 to make debt repayment even harder. Truly predatory: obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-offi…

@WallStreetApes This is awful, they should hunt down the predatory lenders who set up this program. Here's a starting point: sfgate.com/business/netwo…

American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”

@fandompulse Nope.. still not likely to catch it in theaters though x.com/CaseySoftware/…

Charlie Cox on whether he's in Spider-Man: Brand New Day: "No. ... If I was in the movie, I would also say no, to be clear. But I'm not in the movie. ... But I could by lying. ... But I'm not. ... I'm definitely not in the movie. I'm not lying." Do you believe him?

I try to inform my fans about a new book release, the algos go lol, fuck you, seven of your 50k followers will see this. I tweet a story from when I was a kid about Ceaser Chavez being scum, 2.1 million views now. But anyways, for the eleven of you who will see this, Monster Hunter Files 2 came out two weeks ago. :D

"2022 California State Auditor's report" Not secret. Not hidden. Not even particularly hard to find from the safety of your keyboard. Welcome to the party, now keep going if you want credibility.