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@HighCiv79 @molratty Rather than living in fear that billionaires and corporations will use the government as a weapon against us, why don't we just dismantle large portions of government and render the weapon inert?

@awstar11 @USATODAY @evanhill The same people had meltdowns over troops getting steak and lobster.

It’s literally a serving line with multiple options. You choose exactly what you want. These picture below was cropped from a larger one next to trays filled with food. Blatantly dishonest reporting by @USATODAY & @evanhill

@LibertyJen Sending prayers!

The scary point is when you can’t even cry anymore.

@bonchieredstate Her poll numbers sank lower and lower as voters got to know her.

I can't believe they're still clinging to this cope.

@varadmehta Honestly, no one here in Iowa is talking about the Governor race yet. Sands might win, I sure hope not, but he might, but I wouldn't pay much attention to any poll that is taken prior to the State Fair in August.

Will there really be such a big gap between the gubernatorial and Senate races? And if not, which direction does the equalization run? There are "final vote" numbers, too, that have the Dem ahead on the Senate side. But that just seems the usual informed ballot fertilizer.

“Yeah, but the pope said…” Guys, some things can’t be excused by turning them into online slap fights because some things have larger implications than online slap fights. Such as blasphemy. Trump needs to delete that meme and apologize. It’s that simple.

@DastDn @varadmehta The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. George S. Patton

Every single pre-industrial society had a warrior-noble caste that wrapped its oppressive scambaggery into ethos of battlefield fearlessness. British shopkeepers mowed them down by job lots with nifty gadgets, took their shit, & built the greatest Empire the world has ever seen.

@ArthurBoreman Left wing people are the least empathetic people on earth and have somehow still convinced themselves that they are the good guys. Narcissism is a helluva drug.

A lack of empathy makes people happy?

@bonchieredstate It's so weird how every problem seems to have the same set of solutions.

Ah yes, it’s much better to be dependent on slave-mined materials from the Congo and their Chinese masters.

@vandenavon15003 @awstar11 "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough [Americans] stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

You always had to do that but instead relied on the US and allowed your military to atrophy to fund generous social programs. You made a choice and are now angry with the US for your decisions.

@exjon @ajzeigler The debate is going to be lit.

He's going to run for Pope next.

@varadmehta Getting into races late and then losing in embarrassing fashion is kind of her thing.

Do they have a TARDIS to take her back to early March so she can enter the race before the filing deadline?

@JeremyClarkson A Tesla Model Y weighs about the same as a Ford Explorer.

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

It’s the anniversary of my dad’s suicide. It’s been many years but it’s still hard. Maybe you’ve been tempted. I know I have. But the mind is fucking with you when it says everyone will be happier, everyone will be relieved. It will destroy them. If you can’t hold on—hold on.

@LibertyJen My absolute favorite breed!

I’ve never seen a better description of a heeler in my life.

@anzu_weeb @BigGeckoOnly @LibertyJen @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @CollinRugg

@BigGeckoOnly @Hawk_Engineer @LibertyJen @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @CollinRugg Looked at his profile he's a bot.

NEW: Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot warehouse in Ontario, California. 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim was arrested on arson charges for setting a Kimberly-Clark warehouse on fire. Abdulkarim apparently filmed himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages in the warehouse on fire. "You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these b*tches dirt cheap... There goes your inventory," Abdulkarim apparently said. "All you had to do is pay us enough to live. All you had to do was pay us enough to f*cking live." The warehouse is the size of 11 city blocks. In total, 175 firefighters and 20 engines were on the scene trying to put the fire out. No one was injured.

@BigGeckoOnly @LibertyJen @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @anzu_weeb @CollinRugg Keep the "little bitch" count going, you've almost got us convinced.

@Hawk_Engineer @LibertyJen @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @anzu_weeb @CollinRugg You think this is a debate hall? It's a cafeteria and she's the little bitch standing on the bench and laughing at the rest of us cause we can't afford brand name shoes. You don't get that because you're laughing with her. If you actually have a four year old, raise them right.

@LibertyJen @BigGeckoOnly @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @anzu_weeb @CollinRugg I like that he's not even attempting to form an argument. He just seems to think if he says "little bitch" enough times you will give in and agree with him. My four year old can make a more persuasive case than that.

@BigGeckoOnly @antoniogutteze @IroncladOak @anzu_weeb @CollinRugg Get another job. You pretend you are starving. You are not. You need to work for what you want. Get a marketable skill. Crying on the internet is not helping to feed yourself.

POV: you’re about to be sexually harassed by a man who farted on live television

@sunnyright 40% of all dogs in Iran work for Mossad.

I’m told the dogs were Zionist-American pig dog spies