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Matthew H

@Machooo

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加入时间 Mart 2009
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Matt Plato
Matt Plato@Matt_tfdXCI·
@anon_opin I fail to find Monty Python amusing. I've tried and still failed.
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Both Ronnie Barker and David Jason are comedy giants who should be rightly praised for a great body of work. Except for Open All Hours. Which is absolutely shite. Although not as bad as Still Open All Hours, which somehow managed to be even shitter.
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Matthew H
Matthew H@Machooo·
@PurpyNFL I haven’t seen the special yet but isn’t the joke here actually how much of a piece of shit he’s being?
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Mike Truk ⛁
Mike Truk ⛁@Wallop4000·
Are there Any Actually Funny Comedy Movies like Ones that Would Make me Laugh Out Loud in Real Life or Do Anything More Than Occasionally Smirk and Breathe out of My Nose
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Matthew H
Matthew H@Machooo·
@StopTweetingMia I don’t know how to define it other than Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM
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Mia Moore
Mia Moore@StopTweetingMia·
My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.
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Stratus
Stratus@theargus2003·
@Billvvzz so? dorky isnt really a value judgment to me.
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Stratus
Stratus@theargus2003·
the concept of straight edge punk music is just profoundly dorky to me
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RStoddard
RStoddard@RansomStoddard1·
@paulinekaelbot So she admits she's a fraud. Go away to your precious bookie wookies then and leave film reviewing to true cinephiles.
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pauline kael bot
pauline kael bot@paulinekaelbot·
I could live without movies much more easily than I could live without books, which would almost seem like a form of death. (1969)
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bdwilliams18
bdwilliams18@bdwilliams18·
@mrs_g_rider Why post this? There's no joke, no parenting wisdom, no point. Have you amassed such a following that you think people care about this?
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Jessica Malone Grider
Jessica Malone Grider@mrs_g_rider·
My 8-year-old who always wants to run errands with me told me very apologetically this morning that he did not want to go to Barnes and Noble with me today. I told him that was fine but in my head was wondering why the change of heart. An hour later I was reminded that the
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AdequateEmily
AdequateEmily@AdequateEmily·
People Facebook has sent to me as friend suggestions in the last two weeks: Brennan Lee Mulligan The Nostalgia Critic Cameron Winter of the band Geese Jay McCarrol I have met and interacted with none of these people.
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Matthew H
Matthew H@Machooo·
@titolovesyou This is like saying Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa is better than Duchamp’s LHOOQ, like yeah no shit
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Luke
Luke@lukerinooo·
@MarngelRambles Pretty sure they cut out a clip between the two shown in this video
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kramerica industries
kramerica industries@hepimp·
you better not be Michael Barrymore reminiscing with Jimmy Saville about butter and 2 girls in Durham when I get home!!! me :
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Matthew H
Matthew H@Machooo·
Roy Keane talking about England being dragged down to the level of weaker teams, as if this England team wouldn’t get demolished by France or Spain #england
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