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@OfAthenry With a belly full of coffee and no breakfast ive been KOd more than a few times.

That zyn I just popped must've had like 76mg. I'm fighting for my life right now.

@JUSTcatmeme Find the hiker groups for the PCT i bet they are talking mad shit about her.

Just checked and yep she’s still hiking.

@ChefReactions Leftovers from my mother in law that is definitely going to spill on the way home.

@michaelmalice I cant stop picturing Connor and James as mideval knights. It makes all the stories of love and heroism seem believable.

One of the best parts of Love on the Spectrum this season is the subtext that even the other autists can't stand James

@planert41 Nope that's it bud. If you have a dad give him a call and say thanks and or sorry cause now you know what he went through.

Dads with young kids Is it normal to just feel tired and burnt out all the time? It’s like you don’t even really get the weekend to recover because it’s all just kid stuff the moment you wake up Arguably the only personal time you have is when they nap (and you’re already dead tired by that time) or the hour after they go to bed but before you pass out Just trying to figure out if I’m doing something wrong

@RepSwalwell Lol, no trouble for getting honey potted by a Chinese spy. Big trouble for playing grabass at the office. This country is hilarious.

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@IfindRetards Range Rover

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@ASo1omons Not sure what you are looking for but I have about 4000 miles on one of these. Only damage was from a squirrel. ula-equipment.com

*googles Mystery Ranch one time* *all ads today are for backpacks*

@MrLeadslinger PSA needs to make a sex gun.

A bed gun for sex? 👀

@chhopsky You guys have sex guns?

@shoe0nhead Mine hit in late 30s.

ah yes the male biological clock. its not physical, but spiritual

@HardPass4 That hurts. I started over at 40.

GM. Wednesday. Get after it.

@Banished_Elk @mikerainey82 The way I saw it was his dumb wife made him quit but then thought they could use that money. Guessing she was most pissed that she wasn't in front of the camera.

@mikerainey82 THEY ARE STILL MAKING VIDEOS!! I'm so fucking sick of us pretending he ever stopped... He took a one month break and has been posting fucking every month 💀 Is this mass psychosis or something? 🤣

The day the divorce paperwork is finalized: “Hey guys! Long time no see. I’m here in Buttfuck, Alaska…”

@krjnjn Take a flight and go to a gun range. You can definitely accomplish this goal.

本場アメリカで撃ってみたい2丁。

@HardPass4 GM HP HE.

Happy Easter. Rep the set.

@Syraavibes Meowlado

What would you name this cat?

@Maguro_Maznaga I met a Japanese man that was hiking the Continental Divide Trail.

アメリカのクソデカい山、好き

@StrongzeroTrpg Which one?

このアメリカン半裸国旗マンは絶対に有名人だろう

@DearS_o_n It's never too late to change.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

We're not serious 😭 x.com/ClownWorld/sta…