Ryan Thomas

Just so we're honest, Massie got primaried because he voted in Congress the way he always said he would when he was campaigning. Donald Trump endorsed Massie's opponent because Massie refused to get in line with his agenda while violating the promises he made on his own campaign trail.

Monday morning, back from vacation, in my office. What could possibly go wrong?

@realrobertherr He's fast as fuck for a big dude.

Josh Hokit is one bad motherfucker, man. Homie was throwin cinderblocks that whole fight.

@zacharyebell Rogan talking about Ronnie?

Joe Rogan: “Looks like he gained forty pounds in his ass.”

@The_King_Trout He has to be blind at this point.

Currently watching Topuria get murdered on the lawn of the White House

@FPWellman I think I’d have a lot more engagement if I did this little research before posting.

This is the official channel of the United States Army broadcasting a private corporations live feed. This is illegal. No one in the Republican Congress will lift a finger.

I can’t believe they called the O’Malley fight that quickly.

@7JesusIsGod7 @SecRubio That’s a good point.

@RyanThomasTalks @SecRubio Good analogy with the exception of he is doing it by military/government force and not allowing the homeowner to get any other opinions or quotes.

America is lucky to have a leader with such incredible courage, remarkable strength, an unmatched sense of humor, and an unparalleled love of country. Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response @nytimes Sunglasses to hide the crazy eyes was a good choice.

@FBI_Response @nytimes Facts over click bait

The FAILING @nytimes seems to be having a hard time adjusting to a new reality. That’s why everything is behind a paywall because they need the money! If the fake news LIES. They WILL be held accountable 🤷🏼‍♂️ Facts over click bait!

@raefejenkins They'll wait until after the UFC fight.

America and Iran have reached a peace agreement Will Israel attack Iran today or tomorrow? 🤔

@nicksortor So, the mines were just pretend?

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces the US and Iran’s peace deal is now COMPLETE The Strait of Hormuz is OPEN, and the US naval blockade is lifted. Thank GOD. Now, back to focusing on DOMESTIC ISSUES. 🙏🇺🇸

@realrobertherr Still a better slur than that clown the other day.

Vacation over. Back home after a 10 hour drive. What did I miss?

@realrobertherr I'm going to be in a bar watching UFC 250 because I need to see the bullfuckery live. lmao.

@RyanThomasTalks Riverside. 10pm. We’ll talk about it and farm content. LFG. (This is my way of saying I missed you this week 😭😂)

@bennyjohnson There will probably be another one next week.

WHITE SMOKE seen at the White House! According to tradition this means a new Peace Deal has been signed ✍️🇺🇸

@TRHLofficial I'm in my mid-30s and health insurance through my state portal was going to be nearly $500/mo with an over $8000 deductible. Barring a major issue, it's dramatically cheaper to pay out of pocket for my healthcare.

I’m paying a small fortune for health insurance and debating just forgoing it at this point.

@ewarren Tell it to Nancy. Straight to her face.

It's time for us to ban stock trading for all members of Congress, for the vice president, and for the president. Period.

@RepMcGarvey Stop bitching and start getting rid of the subsidies and loopholes. I'm sure you've never used any tax breaks.

A man who took billions in government subsidies and pays less in taxes than you just became the first trillionaire. And 1 in 3 Americans can't afford to go to the doctor.

@WeaponsVault The fucking English on that was wild.

He has someone looking out for him. That was to close for comfort.

@raefejenkins Bro should try Pokemon GO if he's this bored.

My God