Julie-ann Laidlaw

@SoVeryBritish Oi! Haircut!

What’s the most British compliment you can think of?

@Edinburgh_CC This is my complaint! This just started outside my house 5 minutes ago. It’s after midnight!! It’s unacceptable.

@Sunday_Blue The team don't start until 6am. I have access to that system and if can confirm your contact details and address. I will ask the team to call you later this morning to confirm the end date for the works. Regards David

@Edinburgh_CC is there an out of hours phone number to complain about Edinburgh council road works happening at 2am? Thing is, I checked after videoing the noise outside my house at 02:08 this morning and apparently it’s office hours only that I can register the complaint?

@Edinburgh_CC So there someone at the environmental team I can chat to? Please send me contact information, thank you in advance

@Sunday_Blue Hi there, If the council are carrying out the road works during the night. It would be deemed essential works I'm afraid. Can you confirm your name & address & contact number. I will be pass them on to our environmental team for a response. Regards David

@garethjoyner It’s brilliant, you’ll love it!

@SoVeryBritish Livid

What’s the most British word/phrase for describing being angry?

The reckoning, fuck that was a hard watch.. #stevecoogan was incredible though, brilliant work!

@JaneyGodley Your wee pal Louis loves you xx

Send me your pet photos to cheer me up tonight #cheerjaneyUp

@EdinburghTrams WTF?! Still suck on the tram near hay market, it’s been 15 minutes!!! No announcement, can’t get off?!

Opening weekend with 3 sold out shows ❤️❤️❤️ best fringe ever 🥂#comedy #cabaret #edfringe23 @bluesandburlesq @IllicitThrill #ivypaige @twonkeys @ViveLeCabaret

@Jo_Caulfield I’m more confused at this being news. Of course it’s shit if you have no audience, I’d like to give her a hug and buy her a pint.. but seriously is this all journalists have to report on during the biggest arts festival?! It’s just boring 🙈

I’m not convinced it was a *calculated PR stunt*. It doesn’t matter that the same thing happened last year. It could happen again next year. And the year after that. And it will be equally devastating.

@djhenshall Dinner? He’s got countless kids, imagine that, how can he be a shagger?! 🤣

@JaneyGodley 🤣

Worst rap ever

Has everyone stopped falling for the tears now?! well played though 👏👏 what im struggling with is how can it be a such a slow news day that SHE CRIED (as clearly she thought she was entitled to an audience) is a story, there is 4 thousand f*cking shows on #edfringe #eyeroll

Wow, I’ve been doing the fringe for 15 years and only today realised we’ve been doing it completely wrong! If one person turns up for the show, give them the best fucking hour, if nobody turns up go to the bar, forget about it. No idea all we had to do was cry on social media?!?

Oh hello! Check out our sexy little line up 😍❤️ #edfringe #comedy #cabaret #music #spokenword

@cagoule_tv Ha! I loved that scene 👏👏

@SoVeryBritish I’m from Edinburgh, we have brown sauce on everything, never ketchup!

What do you always have with brown sauce (and never with ketchup)?

Join us @voodoorooms this #edfringe for a giggle 🖤🥂

What’s the best song about rain?