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@DerekNotJeter That's a win.

My buddy brought a girl home from the bar and she told him she doesn’t fuck on the first day so she gave him head instead. Someone please tell me how that math adds up

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Say hello to my little friend. I'll be back. No one puts baby in a corner. What is the BEST movie quote of ALL TIME?

@KILLTOPARTY Usually women like this start screwing their personal trainer.

Women will meet a boring guy with money and tell themselves, “I can live with this” And for a while, they can

@matthewdmarsden This is a suburb of Dallas and Fort Worth. It's mostly Hispanics, illegals and retirees. This result is not surprising.

I got criticized last week for saying that Texans are asleep at the wheel politically. As usual, I was right.

@CGasparino Celia doesn't understand the concept of duplicate overhead and supply chains. A lot of immediate savings there.

Two unprofitable airlines working together is EXACTLY how you create one profitable airline

@marceelias Try getting on an airplane without one, asshole.

I must be going to different restaurants. I have never been asked to show ID to eat.

@clubmoms_ Middle. With those tattoos, three input woman.

Who do you want? 😍❤️ ◯ Right ◯ Middle ◯ Left

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@LakeBoss Who cares?

What’s she cooking? Looks delicious! 👩‍🍳 #LakeBoss 🇺🇸

@libsoftiktok @SouthwestAir The Internet is forever, honey.

UPDATE: @SouthwestAir flight attendant who wished death on Trump deleted her Linkedin

@SportsSturm Slot Out?

We stinketh. #LFC

@Carlos__Turcios @DallasExpress You haven't been to Grapevine lately; it's mostly Hispanics and illegals living there.

🚨GRAPEVINE–COLLEYVILLE, TEXAS🚨 Grapevine–Colleyville ISD, once a strong, major, Republican-leaning district, has now flipped. All three Republican trustees lost their re-election bids. Huge defeat for Texas Republicans. Follow: @Carlos__Turcios @DallasExpress

@ZOrtiz99 @gtconway3d

@gtconway3d You should ask your daughter to promote this on her only fans.

It’s George Conway. I put everything about my career on the line and left the Republican party to stop Donald Trump and his MAGA sleazebags in Congress. All I’m asking you for is $5 to get me to Congress so we can fight them together in the lion’s den. I’m not taking corporate PAC money so $5 goes a long way. Thanks for standing up for Democracy. gc4ny.com/Lions-Den

@gtconway3d Still bitter because your hot wife dumped your fat ass for younger dick?

@SarahisCensored Awesome! Kick their asses! 💪

I am currently in the process of suing Drew Anthony (Karmelo Anthony’s father), Charleston White, and Tiffney “Billions.” I shared this video previously, and I’m sharing again so it’s fresh in your minds. Their role in the targeting and defamation against me - stemming from my reporting on the st*bbing of Austin Metcalf - will come to light. Whatever you think is happening in the Karmelo Anthony st*bbing case, whatever clickbait or rumors you’ve heard, I promise you: the truth is far worse behind the scenes. I’ve reported on that truth, and the supporters of Karmelo hate me for it. One week before the murder trial, I will be hosting a Space with my investigative team as co-hosts. We’ll break down the facts of the case, my lawsuit, and separate what’s real from what’s rumor. Stand by for the date. Listen to this. 👇

🚨NEWS: There is a media blackout in Spain after a ‘woman’ had her throat sliced open in broad daylight by an ‘unknown man’ in Barcelona 🇪🇸 Locals are saying on social media the ‘woman’ was in fact a 15 year old girl and the ‘man’ was a migrant Awful

@BadgedPatriot It used to be great, and then private equity took over.

Whataburger is a less than average burger joint. I honestly do not see the draw to it at all. Not nasty but all the hype I have seen either means some people have never eaten a good burger or they have an emotional attachment of some sort. I'll personally pass🫤

Campaign contributions from the American Federation of Teachers to Democrats: 1996: 99.1% 1998: 98.9% 2000: 99.2% 2002: 99.3% 2004: 98.0% 2006: 99.1% 2008: 99.1% 2010: 99.4% 2012: 99.4% 2014: 99.0% 2016: 99.7% 2018: 99.8% 2020: 99.6% 2022: 99.97% 2024: 99.89% Money laundering.

@jumpinjacqln @RLouis1397 @iky_fwjett You need better reading comprehension; none of the children have his DNA.

@RLouis1397 @iky_fwjett I'm. Child support is for the care of the children. You're saying ying a father should not support children with half his DNA? I supported my 2 children; the state had to collect from him. His amount was to cover child care. I provided EVERYTHING ELSE He contributed NOTHING MORE.

My friend said she knew someone who needed a "bulldog" divorce attorney. Husband was trying to leave her high and dry with 3 kids for another woman. Now, it's rare that someone needs a bulldog for just child support in a divorce, so my radar is on. Anyway, took the case. OP says he'll pay our requested child support plus expenses after a quick mediation, he just wanted a DNA test on the kids. I ask my client if that's a problem and she says of course not. Y'all. The man is NO ONE'S father.

My posts aren't getting views anymore. I'm going to go back to posting my tits.