VAR hating reptile

@BOSSportsGordo Better to back into a stationary car/wall than back out into moving traffic. Lost count of how many times I’ve had to slam the brakes on because some park-forwards genius has come reversing out without looking. 9/10 collisions in car parks caused by this.

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@Leeds_lord1 @MarkN1878 Yeah sorry you’re right. Lampard scored didn’t he. 😂

@Wolves_Lizard8 @MarkN1878 He didn’t even score 😂

Wayne Rooney Destroyed a prime France at 18. This isn’t impresssive

@Leeds_lord1 @MarkN1878 And “prime France” who got dumped out the groups in 2002 and beat by Greece in the 2004 QFs. 😭

@howardskendolls @MarkN1878 One isn’t true because we lost the fucking game when Rooney apparently destroyed France. Lampard scored our only goal. And it wasn’t “prime France”. It was France who got dumped out of the group in 2002 and dumped out of the QF by Greece in this tournament.

@MarkN1878 Both can be true mate

@Leeds_lord1 @MarkN1878 Yes but “scored in a disappointing defeat to France when he was 18” didn’t suit his shite.

@MarkN1878 Didn’t we lose to France 2-1

@JackOrton96 @MRMCB20 He’s right.

@MRMCB20 In no particular order: Cov WBA Derby Pompey Sheff Wed Sheff Utd Leicester Saints Blackburn Ipswich These are all bigger than you. More successful and better fanbase. You’ve won one trophy and it’s not even the FA Cup. Get in the bin 🚮

Why have Birmingham all of a sudden become a big club in people’s eyes? Because Tom Brady has a share in the club? They’re not even top 10 🤣

@lady_valor_07 No. Only a fool would believe this. 😂

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@afneil What Starmer said is true. Farage and Brexit are to blame.

Keir Starmer claims Nigel Farage is to blame for the boat people because Brexit took us out of the Dublin Convention (in 2020), which allowed us to return asylum seekers to the EU countries from whence they came. The PM is either ignorant of the facts — or knowingly lying. Neither is a good look. The Dublin Convention was a two-way street for asylum seekers. Yes, we could try to return them. But others could also be returned to us. As a result the Dublin Agreement actually made us a net recipient of asylum seekers. Take 2018. We made 5,500 requests for asylum seekers to be returned. Only 209 transfers were agreed. In the same year, under the same convention we accepted 1,215 asylum seekers. So we were net recipients by over 1,000. The Dublin Convention did nothing to make it easier to return asylum seekers. Nearly all politicians are cavalier with the truth when it suits them. But Starmer is taking this to a new level.

@JDJA_FGC @Footballtweet Nailed it.

@Footballtweet Just a bit silly this isn’t it, imagine losing your child in a war, it’s been a few years it never stops hurting but you’ve managed to learn how to cope, you’re trying to live your life as best you can and then ring ring “Hello, this is Ben white”

🗣️ Ian Wright: “The next young player who says he does not want to play for England should be ordered to ring the parents of a soldier who has died serving his country in Afghanistan (or Iraq), and tell them his reasons.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@thexpeditionary It is seen as a disgrace. From Shilton.

Necesito que algún fan del fútbol me explique por qué esta foto y este momento son vistos como algo icónico y no como una vergüenza.

@HJB_News__ 1. The Tories were in power when Russia invaded Ukraine. This is a continuation of policy. Starmer did not drag us anywhere. 2. US and Israel invaded Iran (illegally). That’s the difference. Apology accepted.

Keir Starmer Speaking at Labour's local elections campaign, he said the conflict in the Middle East "is not our war, and we are not going to be dragged into it." He’s happy to drag Britain into the Ukraine war but not the Iran war. Is it because he wants to protect his votes in the UK and not upset some of his Labour MP’s?

@_Tobolos_ Generally agree. Exceptions: De Bruyne 2017/18 when City had their 100 point season. Hit a level I’ve not seen a Prem midfielder hit before. Bale when he became global transfer record in 2013 was hideous for a couple of seasons before Madrid bought him.

Been watching footy for 25+ years, and the BEST players in the world have never played in the Premier League From R9 to Dinho to Messi to Mbappe/Yamal From Zizou to Kaka to Xavi/Iniesta to Pedri/Vitinha In fact I would say with the exception of prime Henry and CR7, the PL has never had a top 3 player in the world at any given time

@GriftReport Surprising he got such little response given the number of devout, church going Christians who are offended by Ramadan and Easter eggs not being sold 3 months before Easter Sunday on this app.

A vicar was on a train and gives out some books of "hope" honestly how do you feel about this? I'm not a Christian myself but I did think this was quite nice, specially since this is a Christian country. Thoughts?

@twitarggggg @BladeoftheS What part of this government didn’t people vote for? They achieved about 20 of their manifesto pledges in their first year. And everyone knew they were going after IHT, private schools, two child benefit cap, etc. Winter fuel was poorly communicated but tbh I agree with that too.

@BladeoftheS but he didnt vote for those things. They weren't on any manafesto. The same way many Labour voters didn't vote for the mess that's happening now. Leave it out with the left-right politics, it's keeping everyone down

Jeremy Clarkson complains about no village Doctor, no village shops, no village schools, no bobby. This is the same Jeremy Clarkson who loves Margaret Thatcher and David Cameron who made all these things happen with their cuts. They love complaining about what they voted for.

@lucyjaynewhite1 The woman thinks the worst part of animals being slaughtered is blessing them.

Next time you see sheep in our beautiful English countryside… 🐑 Never forget that 72% of all sheep in England are slaughtered by halal methods. Brutally, painfully killed while the Muslim slaughterer shouts “Bismillah Allahu Akbar". Right here in England. Yes, be angry.

@TheBritLad The threat to our existence in 1940 which came from a bloke who branded all his political opponents as communists and blamed the nation’s problems on an entire religion. That threat?

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage warns: “This is 1940 all over again. Our very existence, our culture,is under threat.” You may dislike Farage, but he isn’t wrong. Fascism and Islamism are on the rise. If the right doesn’t unite, dark days lie ahead.

@RobertJenrick Someone screenshot this before Farage says they never said it.

Reform would make an emergency cut in VAT at the pumps + scrap Reeves’s fuel duty hike. Together that’d save you 18p and 20p a litre on petrol and diesel. Labour are doing nothing…

@CountBinface Reform UK.

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@FBAwayDays Would prefer if they did but I felt the same about Gary Neville, Steve McManaman, Paul Scholes and Wayne Rooney when they didn’t sing it too. Didn’t hear a dicky bird about it when it was white players back in the day not doing it though.

@TheBritLad Nah couldn’t give a fuck. And ironic that the same people who performatively hate halal meat would happily have us eating chlorinated chicken, battery farmed eggs, and ripping foxes apart with hounds.

🚨BREAKING: Thousands of furious Brits have taken to social media to declare a full boycott of Subway and KFC. Both chains have recently announced they are switching to Halal meat in their products. Do you support the boycott?