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@AlanRMacLeod @nytimes Or maybe it's because they murdered 50 candidates ahead of her to install her and all the polls are fucking bullshit.

Claudia Sheinbaum has approval ratings of between 70 and 80%, thanks to her progressive policies which have lifted over 8 million people out of poverty. So of course the @NYTimes finds some reason to attack her. They hate her because she shows what can be done.

@AbdulElSayed Here, have an olive branch.

I will never vote for a single one of Trump's federal judge nominees.

@elonmusk What a weird comment. Why would you need office furniture in space? Just excess weight.

SpaceX was less than 10 people back then. We didn’t even have office furniture.

@MorbidKnowledge Is this Clavicular in a few years?

Anthony Loffredo was a nightclub security guard in Montpellier, France with an ordinary life and one very specific obsession, he didn't feel human. So he decided to stop being one. He started at age 26 by splitting his tongue. Then came full body blackout tattoos covering every inch of skin including his eyeballs, skull implants, scarification, ear removal, partial nose removal, top lip removal, and the amputation of two fingers on his left hand to create a claw-like appearance. Many procedures were so extreme he had to travel to different countries to find surgeons willing to perform them. He calls the ongoing transformation the Black Alien Project and considers it a personal evolution rather than mutilation. "It's a personal evolution and an aesthetic improvement," he has said. As of 2024 he reports being approximately 66% complete. What remains on his list includes amputating a leg and replacing it with a robotic one. The transformation comes at a daily cost. He has been barred from restaurants, turned down from job interviews, and had Uber drivers drive straight past him.

@skyguoCypherium @CryptoDoggyCN It just doesn't come off. Like Tim Pool's beanie.

@CryptoDoggyCN 这皮衣是安装了什么黑科技AI芯片吗

真给黄仁勋热坏了，擦汗不停 今天首尔室外温度接近30度，体感大概35度 黑皮衣侠的代价

@joerogan @sircalebhammer @Spotify He told people to stop eating out. Are you kidding me? Do you know the time value of cooking for yourself? Cooking is a rich people's activity.

Episode #2509 @sircalebhammer open.spotify.com/episode/4Zuskp… Caleb is a very smart and entertaining guy giving legit financial advice to a generation who desperately needs it. Episode is out now on @spotify and everywhere else

@AlpacaAurelius STFU. One of these won against multiple governments trying to crush him. The other lost against a day at the beach.

the world is desparate for the return of real masculine men

@RodriM30024 pinterest.com/eshpur/skeleto…

Estoy hace una hora intentando buscar al artista de estos bocetos de Jesús.

@OxfordUnion Will they be in each other's chamber too or only in yours?

The event will be held in our Chamber on the 6th of June, at 6 pm BST. Both speakers will be attending virtually.

@HunterBiden Eat shit and predecease every family member you have except your father and every sibling you raped.

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine. But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling. Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect. And for that I am so grateful. This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again. And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

@adammocklerr @ZohranKMamdani Imagine believing a word of this post.

Imagine spending months claiming you’re going to make government more efficient… …only to get outperformed by a democratic socialist mayor. @ZohranKMamdani

@hasanthehun Eat dog shit.

it was worth being banned from the uk to get the javier bardem notice

@RetroYisus77 Listen, retard. It comes down to this. People don't pick up escapist activities like a video game to be preached to about the shit they are seeking escapism from, like identity politics or DEI activism in their ear. Mystery solved for your dumb ass.

LOS IDIOTAS QUE PIDEN COHERENCIA EN UN VIDEOJUEGO. Un guerrero espartano del siglo V a.C. viajando a Noruega ya es históricamente ridículo de por sí. Pero según el lore de God of War: Kratos mata a Zeus en la mitología griega (800-300 a.C.) y luego se muda tranquilamente a un mundo donde existen Odín, Thor y Freya (mitología nórdica del 800-1100 d.C.). Eso son más de 1.200 años de diferencia. O sea, Kratos ya es un ser que trasciende eras, continentes y panteones completos. El tipo es literalmente un viajero interdimensional mitológico. Pero claro… ahí sí no hay problema. El problema aparece cuando piden “realismo histórico” para el rostro de Laufey. Ahí de repente les importa la coherencia, la precisión cultural y la “representación correcta”. La misma gente que no tuvo ningún problema con un espartano calvo matando dioses griegos y después tomando café con enanos nórdicos, ahora llora por LA BELLEZA que unos piden en un personaje. Coherencia cero. Ideología identitaria hasta en los tuétanos.

@BlaireWhite I'm still waiting for a Claniggular race swapped copycat.

He's really a male to male transgender

@ABC7 Fuck you "without evidence".

President Donald Trump, without evidence, is accusing Democrats of trying to "steal" the California gubernatorial and Los Angeles mayoral primaries. He first called out the use of mail-in ballots in a post on Truth Social. In a follow-up post, he accused Democrats of holding up the vote tallying - claims that are currently without merit. He also claimed that the vote is "under investigation" by the U.S. Attorney's Office in Los Angeles, another claim that is currently unsubstantiated. abc7.la/kNybvz

@BuzzPatterson @ChadBianco You could have lost. One Republican might have looked like a token inclusion. Two Republicans made it seem like a legitimate bid at change.

Imagine if @ChadBianco had done the right thing.

@SpecNews1SoCal Stop letting women run for anything.

In an emotional moment, Nithya Raman broke into tears during her address to supporters as she spoke about wanting to build a Los Angeles for her children.

@nypost It makes perfect sense. The diploma was supposed to teach her not to make decisions for herself.

Chicago student kicked out of graduation ceremony, had diploma withheld after dropping split on stage trib.al/IwyUTC7

@Truegreta You stood nowhere, saw nothing, and speak for no one. Shut your fucking mouth.

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections… He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments. That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you. It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity. He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar. Credit - Mathew Reed

@IsaacHayes3 Yes, you possess something special. Enough victim complex to perceive even the sky as racist when it rains.

Black people are the only race of people I know that are hated by everyone. Every other race on Earth seems to hate African American people. What that lets me know is that we possess something that is so intimidating, so threatening, that people want to harm us, belittle us, humiliate us, and try to strip away our joy, our lives, and our very being. So I want every Black person to know how special you are. Because no one can be hated this much unless they possess something that no one else ever will.