the seafaring libertarian ⛵️

@Hitchslap1 I wish dumb people would understand this and be less violent in an attempt to appear smarter…. But…they are too dumb to even try. Sigh.

High IQ people are less violent. IQ matters for nearly everything that society cares about. I wish more people understood this.

@RachelZader Omg just stop. This post is about 5’3’ 170lb ladies. Not people your height. 🤦🏼‍♀️

This is 160 lbs. I wear a size S. Lol

@wildzendaddy @SkotiVi @the_fem_tm 😂

@SkotiVi @seafaringlib @the_fem_tm Growth. 🫶🏾😂

Men should in general not express the fact that they think 20 year olds are the hottest in the same way that every woman already knows better than to mention that she

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@RyanWal5403 @SkotiVi @the_fem_tm Actually is it what…. And cry more? I’m a married woman. I don’t need to bang strippers. Gross. Enjoy those stds.

@seafaringlib @SkotiVi @the_fem_tm Actually is it Cry more 😭

@JulietsLurking @nypost You sound super jealous that your sister is getting hot. How sad you can’t be happy for her.

@nypost Been doing it the hard way. Excercise. Calorie deficit. My sister just started the shots and I’ve never respected her less

People who lose weight on Ozempic are viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all: study trib.al/5JhdcWm

@SkotiVi @the_fem_tm Bragging about banging strippers is definitely not the win you think it is. Congrats on your giant penis though.

@the_fem_tm I dated a stripper once who would openly tell her friends at parties as well as other strippers how big my dick was. After we broke up, I slept with 3 of her friends in the following months and I’m 100% certain my odds were dramatically improved by her bragging about my cock.

@AlexRDCronicles @nordman__ As someone who also saw WH and is actually female, the dude is gross and does not have aura. He comes off as just creepy. Just weird vibes.

@nordman__ As someone who saw Wuthering Heights with my wife, i can speak for the dozens of woman that audibly gasped at this dude every time he was on screen, he got aura.

Hard to think of someone with less aura and completely unsuitable

@supernova_freak @fwmarqix This is the absolute best. Laughing so hard.

My boys won't take their duck feet treats unless I sing the chorus of "Duck Tales" substituting "feet" for "tales". I did it once, and now I'm stuck. "Duck feet - whoo hoo - every day they're out there making duck feet - whoo hoo - feets of daring, new, bad, and good luck feets". 🙄

My brother got a dog last year. He called me during the first week and said, "Nobody told me dogs have opinions." I said everyone told him dogs have opinions. He said, "Not like this, this dog has positions on things." I asked what positions. He said, "He refuses to walk on certain streets, won’t eat before 7 a.m., and has a specific chair, if you sit in it, he just stands next to you and stares until you move." I asked what he did about the chair. He said, "I move, obviously I move, Have you seen how he stares?" I have seen how the dog stares. He’s right to move. What’s the weirdest rule a pet has ever enforced in your house?

@tilksh @fwmarqix Oh we have one of those too! I wish we could bring him to the office but holy cow it sucks. We lost a couple seatbelts from him too.

@fwmarqix My dog had terrible separation anxiety. To the point that he’d destroy things in the house if he was left alone. My wife and I had to tag team to leave the house. Or we’d have to take Howie with us, including to the office. It sucked.

Permits are a violation of your rights.

@CBSNews Release the full interview @CBSNews Why won’t you?

Ex-reality star turned LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt wants to "shake up city hall" cbsn.ws/4ujs3g1

@jelly_momm But you are tall?

Me at 170 But you know.. ALL WOMEN, regardless of height, are fat at 170lbs

BREAKING: Spencer Pratt has overtaken Nithya Raman in the LA Mayor winner odds Pratt has a 27% chance of winning, ahead of Raman’s 24%, but behind Karen Bass’ 44%

@TheLaurenChen The point of the post should be, if you RSVP - you go. That is common courtesy

If your kid is invited to another kid's birthday party, YOU GO. I don't care. Drag your kid. Bribe them if you have to.

@shittycatfox @FriarGuy91 @MurrayHillGuy1 I will thank you 😊

@seafaringlib @FriarGuy91 @MurrayHillGuy1 A meaning with opinion is well..... meaningless Leave this stuff to people that have boots on the ground, go enjoy the fact you're not on the battlefield and do something nice for your husband

Who is in the right or wrong here?

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.” Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.” Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?” Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.” Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?” Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.” Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.” Caller: “Right.” Dave: “And now?” Caller: “I work in government.” Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?" Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.” Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.” Caller: “I disagree.” Dave: “What exactly did you build?” Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.” Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.” Caller: “…” Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?” Caller: “That’s unfair.” Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.” Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.” Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

@shittycatfox @FriarGuy91 @MurrayHillGuy1 I am allowed to have an opinion that if this is how guys behave these days, it’s pathetic.

@seafaringlib @FriarGuy91 @MurrayHillGuy1 If you're judging any of this shit by what you dealt with even four years ago (let alone 15), your opinion is completely worthless and you have zero idea how bad it's really gotten

@raqisright 5’4 124 checking in! Feel pretty darn comfortable with this ratio as someone who runs, lifts, golfs, sails and Pilates on the reg. 💪🏻 45 vo2

I am 5’3

@StevenWillcox2 @B3LLIG3RANT @MurrayHillGuy1 Like seriously what are these crazy responses. I feel like this is a throw back to the book in the early 2000s about the art of the pickup. lol. They must all follow Andrew Tate.

@B3LLIG3RANT @seafaringlib @MurrayHillGuy1 The only way he knew that is if he was sabotaging it on purpose. Everything before that was perfectly fine