Tego

Waiting for @opencode to hire me.

@rawsalerts @grok what are the penalties of dodging a draft?

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@Madisonkanna @thdxr When is leg day? and can he reset my weekly limits for @opencode Go

At Dax’s in Miami about to record a conversation! What questions do you have for @thdxr?

@trashh_dev @Madisonkanna @thdxr S-Tier question

@Madisonkanna @thdxr why is he dressed like the UPS man

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@DrizzleORM Straight water!!!

guess what we're shipping next

@thdxr Ive said this about Orlando! It’s sad 😔 Florida would be great for tech!

me walking through ice tsa tomorrow

AI companies: "we're replacing your Job with AI" Me who already replaced my Job with AI:

this is the pic on the homepage of my barbershop no neither of those guys is me

Ive learned “I can build that in a weekend” isn’t realistic. Especially if you have kids.

@kenwheeler One thing I miss about Jersey is hiking 🥾. I mean I can do it here but it’s different with the amount of dangerous wild life everywhere.

it’s important to bring your kids in the woods. they should trip and fuck themselves up. builds character.

Everyone asks “which AI model should I use?” We tested them with laravel and boost so you don’t have to.

are you an npc?

@tegodotdev I'm sorry

Still working at Disney...

@opencode Pinning this to my profile until @thdxr emails me : " Thank you for your interest in the position. After careful consideration, we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates whose experience more closely matches our needs at this time. " @jayair <3

Waiting for @opencode to hire me.

If you know what this is. YOU. ARE. OLD. ... LIKE ME!

@samlambert @Finesse2x Fuck! That's not his account!

@Finesse2x will tell ya! He had "cereal, NO MURK!!!"

putting animal crackers in milk because i didn’t have cereal

d[x_x]b LOL