Whenever I go for a hike in the wilderness, I take with me a book about the Yom Kippur War. If I’m lost, I can open it, and an Egyptian will appear to try and convince me they actually won that war. To find civilization I just walk the opposite way he came from.

And before anyone gets all pissy, yes Egypt did have some impressive tactical successes during that war, but it ended with Israel on the other side of the canal. Egypt got Sinai back by recognizing Israel and switching sides in the Cold War

@JacobL1994_ Wasn’t the original about Serbs and a picture of the F117

@JacobL1994_ Similarly, just say that prior to the Civil War, Southern Jews were statistically much more likely to own slaves than Christians were and a hasbara account will show up to try to correct you.

@JacobL1994_ Hahahahahahahahaha

@JacobL1994_ The modern Arab measure of military success is measured on a scale of "total strategic defeat -> a handful of tactical victories, but still ultimately total strategic defeat." That's as good as it gets for them, so no wonder they cling to it.

@JacobL1994_ One of your best

@JacobL1994_ You were cooking with that one

@JacobL1994_ Very funny

@JacobL1994_ Howitzer range of Damascus right?

@JacobL1994_ So many levels

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@JacobL1994_ Ts is hilarious😭😭😭

@JacobL1994_ Lmao

@JacobL1994_ Ha

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@JacobL1994_ Both sides had a less than ideal experience and claimed victory, literally Geopolitical events 101. Egypt reclaimed its dignity by blowing up the occupation border guards, Israel removed one existential threat after getting diplomatic recognition from the strongest Arab power.

@JacobL1994_ They are all just pakis in different coordinates lmao