Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼

This is what Twitter sounds like nowadays, no matter the political ideology, on anything Israel.

@ThirdAndJauan @number_pizza111 🚨BREAKING: Michigan becomes the first U.S. state to produce tomato concentrate for KETCHUP!

@number_pizza111 I'm still waiting to see if Michigan becomes the first former blue wall state to produce tomato concentrate

Michigan has their own version of Elizabeth, New Jersey. Powerful.

@JacobALinker @urlencoder If Bibi even thinks of following through with #1, I want him shot out of a cannon and into Gaza.

@urlencoder Either [1] Israel slowly forced out of the south [2] Israel sits there but nobody shoots [3] It's not actually ended but everybody claims it has

What the fuck does an end of the war in Lebanon even fucking mean if there's Israeli presence in the South?

@FeralPHunter He is going in the pot.

just look at this guy how can you not love him

@sarahlol1863603 No, I’m fucking done with that framing if that is what ends up happening. It’s not fucking funny to toy with the people of the Middle East who actually have their lives threatened by this bullshit.

I am PRAYING to be posting like "man I held off on being a doomer for so long and I fell for it in the eleventh hour like a bitch" in the next 24 hours

@JacobL1994_ @ChristianHeiens Also, if Iran is objectively weaker than before, capitulating to them and giving them all this stuff now looks more pathetic, not less.

@ChristianHeiens Because now they have control over the worlds energy supplies and can cut off countries who deal with the US and Israel

Virtually the entire upper echelon of the Iranian military and government were killed in this war, and over 6,000 Iranian military personnel were killed alongside them. Almost the entire Iranian navy has been sunk, and over 200 ballistic missile launchers were destroyed, to say nothing of the infrastructure damage and economic losses that have now befallen the country. Iran's entire economy is imploding. Inflation is over 100%, food and housing shortages are popping up across the country, the unemployment rate for 18-to 40-year-old men is around 50%, and no one knows whether the nation's new Supreme Leader is even alive. You can easily argue that none of this was worth a war in the first place. I've certainly made that argument myself. I still don't think this conflict was worth it. But in what possible way could anyone seriously argue with a straight face that Iran is stronger today than it was in January? Have some damn perspective. You can oppose a conflict without inventing fantasies about how that conflict has played out.

@JacobALinker No. He’ll push for a deal again, and again, and again. If he even gets a sniffle want to strike, Vance will fucking jump out of his bed and kick him in the nuts.

Yeah, but will he ACT on this right to resume attacks?

@JacobL1994_ I feel like that can get out of hand real quick. Nanotech could end up killing me.

@RealTweetofMe @ThirdAndJauan eats cheeseburgers, I could see how he messed up your order.

"Sorry, about the food I gave you, I hadn't known you were kosher." Honey...we're in Israel. I wear a kippah and tzitzit all day, every day. How could you possibly think it was ambiguous if I observe kashrut?

@agraybee She’s an anthropologist and calls herself an “anti-zionist jew”.

The thousands of people crashing out clearly didn't read to the end of the tweet.

@motivatedjoy2 Settlement expansion won’t stop. Like, to get it to stop would require nothing short of a military invasion, and everybody in Europe and elsewhere these days is so isolationist-pilled on all matters war. So, uhh, yeah.

Every one of these states was either among history’s prolific and violent colonizers, or a colonial entity itself, and not one has given “Land Back™” to the natives. Israel is the sacrificial Jesus, made to die for the sins of empires past.

Too many Dems online seemingly can’t detect antisemitism unless it’s Galindo-style “put them in camps” rhetoric or explicit swastikas. 🇵🇸 Dems calling Israelis “subhuman inbreds” or similar invectives doesn’t lead to ostracizing by their peers.

@ThirdAndJauan @JacobALinker

@JacobALinker J Street is based on the foundational belief that a Bibi government can be compelled by US pressure to implement the Meretz 1992 platform in full, that this will transform the Palestinians into Norwegians, and that it will have no other side effects

Lemme explain. Bush got Israel to freeze settlement growth outside of the core "blocs" and cut subsidies for the Blocs in exchange for US commitment to back Israel on keeping the Blocs. J Street and co. didn't like this, because it was USA taking a side before negotiations. But the taking a side was the carrot that got Israel to do something to the Palestinians' benefit (constraining settlement growth). Anyways, Obama comes in and acts as though this deal never happened. But in so doing, he took away the Israeli incentive to restrict settlement growth. So Obama just demanded a settlement freeze from Israel in order to prove to the Palestinians the US was serious. Netanyahu did do this for many months. But now there was suddenly a pressure on Mahmoud Abbas to demand even more than a settlement freeze, because the Israelis already did a settlement freeze. So the settlement freeze didn't have desired effect anyway. All the while, in scrapping the Bush-Sharon framework, Obama told the Israelis that US Presidential deals with them don't last past a particular President. That gave the Israelis less reason to trust promises made to them by Obama. And the Palestinians also looked at this like "well if this is how Obama treats his friends, how are we supposed to find the Americans credible if we aren't even as tight with them as the Israelis are?" On top of this, Obama backing the ouster of Mubarak terrified Mahmoud Abbas, but that's a different subject. Meanwhile, making demands of the Israelis costs the US political and diplomatic capital. It's not like we can just pressure them without limit. They're only going to listen to us so much. And because the Obama Admin wasn't differentiating between settlement blocs and others, they wasted a lot of diplomatic capital on bugging the Israelis about the settlement blocs everybody already kind of assumed would go to Israel in any peace deal anyway, when they could have focused it on complaining about other settlements. And the failure of any US policy to differentiate meant that the Israelis didn't have much incentive to differentiate either. So you got more settlements overall and a lot of wasted American energy. By 2014 or 2015, the Obama Admin kind of realized their whole policy on this was dumb and wasted a lot of energy and diplomatic capital. Mahmoud Abbas was even bemoaning that he missed George W Bush, because Bush was actually better at getting commitments out of the Israelis. But J Street learned nothing. Because they're dumb and tone deaf. And don't know what they're talking about.

@motivatedjoy2 Damn it. I was going to tweet about NASCAR.

No race talk for 72 hours.

@GambelerQuail Israel made me stub my toe.

They like him as a chaos agent, if maga rips up the country they can be like “see, dems let this happen, time to let us try”

@yaelbt They literally are all back in their home countries. If rape occurred, a rape kit and forensics from the native police would confirm something happened.

This hasn’t been confirmed because it’s a lie.

@loyode3a What was his steroid regimen?

IDF soldier patrolling the Jordanian border, 1955

@RealTweetofMe The cakes look DELICIOUS.

How the *fuck* did someone land this URL? weddingcakes.com

@ThirdAndJauan A purple circle being naive? Must be a day ending in -y.

"Moderate" Fania, what the fuck

@hunterbidenDem >innocent

@estherzelda0514 Ms. Zelda You’re being nice to a woman who labels herself as “anti-zionist jew” in her profile…

@katebushsuprfan If you're going to bait the uneducated incels and Nazis this good you need to monetize your account, baddie. Profit off the hate.

My life update is that I got my Master’s in Anthropology last week! Which means that i’m smarter than like 90% of the adult population in a subject no one has ever heard of