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@AdamKinzinger @FormerSenSnowe was a screamer. @SenatorCollins is a seether. @JacksonLeeTX18 can't help it; she's from Texas. I will say one thing, though, she is pretty clear about what she wants. Most of the time Congressionals want you to read their minds. @SenateGOP @SenateDems

She has always always been known to abuse staff. But somehow gets away with it, this is awful

@Chiefs Yeah, ah, like 3 yards over the line when he passed.

MVS DIVES IT IN!

"America wants me!" No, Jim, they don't. Jim Jordan didn't have to tap out of House speaker's bid. Thankfully his party did it for him dispatch.com/story/opinion/… via @DispatchAlerts @HouseGOP @mainegop @HouseDemocrats

@RepMTG Breaking News! We now have direct evidence linking you to the House's inability to elect a Speaker, even though the Republican's have a majority. We can talk about January 6 later. P.S. I visited Georgia several weeks ago, but didn't go to your district. Never will. @HouseGOP

🚨 Breaking News! We have direct evidence linking Joe Biden to money laundering from foreign investments! twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Jim_Jordan Right, Jim. One other thing-- America does not want you as the Speaker of the House. Stop. You're abhorrent. @SenateDems @HouseGOP

No American should accost another for their beliefs. We condemn all threats against our colleagues and it is imperative that we come together. Stop. It’s abhorrent.

@SenRonJohnson @Jim_Jordan No, Ron, America does not want @Jim_Jordan as speaker. Come to think of it, most of the idiots in Ohio don't either. @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @HouseDemocrats

.@Jim_Jordan has been fighting hard for America and for our children’s future. As Speaker he can help turn our country around and unify our nation. Please show Jim how much you appreciate his efforts by encouraging others to do the same.

Deal.

@dela_pea5 @gtconway3d Seriously? I don't think Trump helped prevent Russia from invading Ukraine. In fact, he facilitated it. That's your anti-war guy? And at home "When the looting starts, the shooting starts." That's your anti-war guy?

@gtconway3d Context

These clips tonight are astounding, even for him.

@StephenM You are a heartless idiot who reinvents history. Back under your rock, moron.

Our world was at peace under President Trump. His clear-eyed realism, raw projection of national strength, and his rejection of ideology in favor of pragmatism and national interest, brought us an unprecedented era of global harmony. Whereas the DC set prattles on endlessly about the rules-based international order — the bloodless and esoteric obsession of the grad school credential class divorced from the iron laws of history — Trump understood the forces that shape world events: relationships, resources, rivalries, and the rational pursuit of self-interest and self-determination. He understood you cannot impose an ideology over the essential nature of nation and man. Instead of wasting away America’s diplomatic and financial assets trying to forcibly impose our values across the planet — which consistently yields the opposite effect — he focused on the formation of mutually-beneficial partnerships to foster global stability. And he used our economic leverage as deterrence rather than fritter it away on nation building: knowing that a country which seeks to protect its own economic interests will always command more respect and find more common ground in its dealings with foreign powers. Biden trashed it all. Set it all ablaze. His Administration’s toxic blend of idiocy, imbecility, incompetence and ideological extremism has turned calm into calamity. Peace into pandemonium. Harmony into hell. The message sent and received by our our humiliation in Afghanistan, our cash bonfire in Ukraine, our internal repression as we preach “democracy,” our cultural self-flagellation, self-abasement and the self-annihilation of our own border, is that we are not a country to be taken seriously only taken advantage of. Over and over. Under Biden, we are not a sovereign nation but a checkbook. A printing press. A mark. A punching bag. A sunken power. A spent power. A hollowed power. A rapidly declining power. And as the torch of American liberty goes dark the world is lit instead by the fire of destruction.

@imjdsharp @MySportsUpdate Please tell me that you live far away from me, in a red state.

@MySportsUpdate Travis is getting paid to push his main demographic to get a vaccine that has significantly more downside than upside for them and that makes Travis a sociopath. Aaron Rodgers just plays for the Jets. His contract doesn't require him to push the dangerous vaccine. Travis' does

Travis Kelce on Aaron Rodgers calling him “Mr. Pfizer” on Tuesday: “I thought it was pretty good. With the mustache, I look like someone named Mr. Pfizer. Who knew I'd get into vax wars with Aaron Rodgers, man? Mr. Pfizer against the Johnson and Johnson family over there.” Kelce says he 1000% comfortable with it. (via @Chiefs)

@OddSmokerSteve @MySportsUpdate Don't think so.

@MySportsUpdate Rodgers still gets the W

@jabs711 @MySportsUpdate No, it reduces the likelihood of him dying from Covid if he gets it. That's what many vaccines do; they save lives, which is why I took my shots and had my children get theirs.

@MySportsUpdate Problem is it doesn’t really keep him or his family safe since the vaccine doesn’t protect any of them from getting it or passing it but glad he was able to take the joke in stride

@SenatorCollins And this is how I capitalized on Senator Feinstein's death today; by creating a show-and-tell of a painting she gave me-- thereby making the day about ME! @StephenKing @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @MaineDems

Senator Dianne Feinstein was a trailblazing Senator, a strong and effective leader, and a good friend.

@SenatorCollins And you doing a show-and-tell on the Senate floor with a painting she gave you was totally tasteless. Why do you always insist on making things about YOU? She just died for Christ sake. Do you have to capitalize on that, too? @SenateDems @SenateGOP @MaineDems @mainegop

@amyewalter Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Even if this were to succeed, the Senate is still held by Dems and there’s a Dem in the WH. What exactly would the “new” Speaker be able to deliver?

@CjiMAGA @gtconway3d You're not a listless vessel; you're an amoral rudderless vessel. As we say in these parts, ain't too bright, neither.

@gtconway3d I want to thank Bon Bon's and Cheetos for turning you into a walking billboard for Wegovy. Seriously, skip a meal every once in a while....

I just want to say a word in fond memory of Louis M. Martin, the state assemblyman who, 102 years ago, sponsored the Martin Act, the law used today by the Supreme Court of the State of New York to shut Donald Trump’s perpetually corrupt businesses down. Thank you, sir, and God bless you. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_M._…

@SiberianSneaks @iamSauceGardner No kidding. I have watched this like 10 times and there's nothing to see.

@iamSauceGardner Am I blind what am I supposed to see here?

Posting this so I don’t get fined lol

@SenatorCollins Glad to see you want to avoid a shut-down, Suzie. I never thought I would say this, but please wear one of your Pepto colored pantsuits; no bikini. Just the notion is horrifying. thehill.com/homenews/senat… @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems

Leader Mitch McConnell called me this afternoon to discuss the resumption of Senate business next week. He is fully prepared to continue leading our caucus when the Senate resumes session on Tuesday.

@RepMTG You are not an attractive man, either.

Here’s why I’m not in Washington right now. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@sharkbite3754 @gtconway3d Don't be an ass. George is a brilliant attorney. A bit on the conservative side, but I think he believes in democracy and the rule of law. I have considered his brain, but not his crotch. Why are you so interested in his crotch?

Every time he opens his mouth my legal instincts reflexively want to scream STFU!!!! But then I take a deep breath and start laughing hysterically.