The Sentient Eye Brows of John Winston Howard

House of Reps since 1980: @LiberalAus in their own right: 1 (1996) @AustralianLabor in their own right: 8 (1983, 84, 87, 90, 93, 2007, 2022, 25). I call total BS on the former being a "party of government" in their own right

@Peter_Fitz Being blocked by the calibre of Ms Deves is the social media equivalent of the trash talking itself out

The people of Warringah did not come to that conclusion, Ms Deves, when you took on the Teal, Zali Steggall? It was a former Blue Ribbon Liberal seat, and you were wiped out? Might it be you needed wider policies than "lets gang up on transgender people"? Just a thought. #auspol

@corybernardi Funding is irrelevant when a non party candidate makes political decisions based on what her electorate wants rather than blindly following along with taking points at the behest of a party later like your dutifully sucking on Poor Lean'$ tits Cory

It’s farcical that the fake independent for Farrer, Michelle Milthorpe, honestly expects local voters to believe she’s a genuine community independent Her entire campaign appears to be being run by Climate 200 and GetUp! skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@Brown_World7 A complete absence of sex appeal

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don't?

I have a serious question for X: how the actual fuck to right wing nut jobs like @macsween_prue and co remember how to breathe with all the high quality equine manure coming out of their mouths 24/7. Your side is also complicit in the issues your blame is for dickheads

@macsween_prue @AlboMP WTAF did your side both shut down 2 refineries AND less than halve the on shore reserves, Prune? You're always keen to blame Albo in the heat of an active crisis, but just once I'd like to see you or your RWNJ F*BUDDIES NOT ONLY ADMIT TO YOUR SIDE'S PART IN THIS, BUT OWN IT!

Unwilling to accept that its net zero energy fantasy is a Big Fail, @AlboMP & Boofhead Bowen plan to spend $3B importing diesel from Indonesia. An act of desperation by drowning imbeciles. Bowen claims it is “not realistic” to build another refinery here. But what’s really “not realistic” is to have energy policy that locks in our long-term vulnerability. This, along with the proceeds of Albanese’s begging bowl tour & political play, means we are relegated to buying our way out of our current & future crises. Spending billions propping up other nations’ vital fuel production, just so we can barely function, while denying the threat to our national security & economy. Blinkered fools like @AustralianLabor would rather relegate us to becoming the serfs of the Asia Pacific than admit their energy policy is a cruel con job, a huge fail & joke.

@JohnAndersonAC Jesus Henry Christ on a bicycle how the fuck did you last in politics for so long being so financially illiterate???

Twenty years ago yesterday, the Howard government paid off Australia's national debt entirely. This month, that debt crossed $999 billion. Seven in ten Australians say they are worried about where this ends, as projections estimate a continual rise throughout the next decade. Link to article in comments below.

@JohnAndersonAC Get your lips off JWH's dick for just a second and actually acknowledge just how much of that current debt happened under coalition governments, and just how much the "zero" debt fallacy was predicated on forfeiture of future earnings by selling public assets. Context matters

@mattjcan Why the actual fuck are you not holding @AngusTaylorMP to account for starting the ball rolling in not only offshoring fuel reserves, but also shuttering refineries? Why the actual fuck is it only an issue when the other side of politics does it?

Who else has had a gutful of these self-entitled and disrespectful green activists who are a big reason why Australia has to beg for oil from other countries?

@PaulineHansonOz Start by paying back every single cent of your parliamentary salary from the past 3 decades, including proof of repayment, and then you can claim an interest in the good of the country

Australia should be the richest country in the world. We should be completely self-reliant, not dependent on other countries. One Nation has been warning about losing our sovereignty for 30 years. It’s time to retake Australia and make sure it’s run for the benefit of Australians first.

@PaulineHansonOz Your return trip to USA on Gina's jet used up just shy of 50,000L of jet fuel. It's the entitled fuckwit senators whose primary objective is to DIVIDE who are the problem. Not the "non-citizens" who, for the most part, do the ESSENTIAL JOBS that citizens REFUSE TO!

How many litres of fuel are the 4.8 million non-citizens in Australia using per day?

@PaulineHansonOz Fuck off Pauline. SCI takes many forms, and many who you would not consider "severely disabled" still have tens of thousands of dollars a year of additional SURVIVAL costs on top of non-disabled people's base line. Unless you PERSONALLY are going to foot the bill, off you fuck!

To save the NDIS, we have to stop the rorts, waste and abuse. The scheme must be limited to the severely physically disabled and the care they need. Original forecasts said the NDIS would cost half what it is today. It needs to be returned to that before it sends the country broke.

@AngusTaylorMP WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHUTTER HALF THE REFINERIES AS THE MINISTER RESPONSIBLE AT THE TIME THEN AN(G)US? OWN YOUR FUCK UP!

Fuel security starts with getting more Australian oil and gas out of the ground. We need to dig and drill. At a time of crisis, the last thing Australia needs is a tax that will stop more coming out of the ground.

@HonTonyAbbott Maybe if you hadn't FUCKED us over my authorising a 66% reduction in our domestic reserves AND shut down half the refineries, he wouldn't have had to lean on regional allies, you contrarian, "everyone's to blame except what I did" fuckwit. STFU indefinitely!

The Prime Minister's begging tour around Asia shows just how exposed we are to any disruption in global fuel supply. This is actually our second wake-up call about over-reliance on global supply chains and we can't afford to go back to sleep once more, as we did after the first. The Prime Minister's 'fuel diplomacy coup' in securing two extra deliveries, each of 100 million litres, sounded impressive but actually constituted less than two days' total Australian consumption. What's more, it bordered on deranged for the government to insist that further electrification was the long-term solution to the fuel crisis, even while the PM was pleading for extra petrol and diesel. Immediate crisis averted, the PM will insist that nothing really needs to change, even though almost everything does. Read my latest at The Tony Abbott Newsletter: tonyabbott.au/p/7eb4e88b-27f…

@AngusTaylorMP Not having deliberately divisive cunts like you running it is also contributing positively to our international standing. Just remove the G from your name FFS. We all know you only talk out your Anus, so why are you delaying the inevitable?

Australia didn’t become the greatest country in the world by accident. It was built on strong values, strong institutions and strong people. But those standards are slipping and Labor is letting it happen. We’ll lift them again, protect our way of life and get Australia back to where we belong.

@MaryLTrump on her uncle @realDonaldTrump (via @ABCTV's #PlanetAmerica): He's one of the few people I've ever met who can gaslight HIMSELF The only thing more dangerous than a politician lying to the world about starting WWIII is a politician who isn't aware he's lying

@macsween_prue @AlboMP @POTUS fuck off cunt

So Starmer, Macron & now @AlboMP three of the world’s weakest & woke leaders have pledged to act as policemen accompanying ships through Hormuz. Grandstanding grifters who went missing when called upon by @POTUS But what the hell, this has made them all feel good

@RpsAgainstTrump Not knowing this is not a good sign for the tangerine toddler

Franklin Graham: “I do not believe President Trump would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ—that would certainly be inappropriate. I’m thankful the President has made it very clear that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing—he thought it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post. When I looked at the illustration, I didn’t jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references—no halo, there were no crosses, no angels. It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing. There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make him look bad… I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn’t. Remember, President Trump didn’t draw this, he didn’t create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice—I would have to agree”

@StateDept When you unilaterally start an actual war without consulting your allies, you forfeit the right to expect their assistance, you dumb ass fuckers

PRESIDENT TRUMP: We spent trillions of dollars in NATO, but when I asked them to get involved in a smaller situation, they weren’t there for us. None of them. I don’t think NATO would be there for us in a larger skirmish, and therefore I think they’ve got themselves a problem.

@PaulineHansonOz A party that despite 30 years has never come anywhere near close enough to being a party of government and still never fucking will

The Coalition's immigration policy doesn't go anywhere near far enough. Talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words. Liberal and Labor talk tough on immigration all the time, then fail to act. There's only one party that can be trusted to manage immigration, that's One Nation.

@nobleisawinner The next one needs better aim