ElevatorFart

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ElevatorFart

ElevatorFart

@ElevatorFarter

Its all jokes from here

انضم Ocak 2026
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End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸
An Australian woman walks into a Walmart for the first time and her mind is blown. She’s shocked by how massive it is — you can get groceries, a 75-inch TV, bikes, car tires and basically anything else in one trip. But she stops when she spots the Red Ryder BB guns sitting right across from the kids’ toys. She couldn’t believe they sell actual air rifles that close to the children’s section and kept saying how concerning it was. This is peak “first time in an American Walmart” culture shock 😂 Do you think she’d be shocked to know that the Red Ryder is recommended for ages 10 and older? (Though placement, rules, and regulations vary by state.)
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ElevatorFart
ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@PNWthistle I think hes wrong but I understand him. Americans need to talk politics. Real Americans know that the world depends on what happens to America. If America loses, the entire world loses, FACT. Americans have to stay involved, and hopefully one day rid the gov of the bad eggs.
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PNW Thistle
PNW Thistle@PNWthistle·
“You are making America look bad to the rest of the world” - The American radical left lunatics came for one of our World Cup visitors because he hurt their feelings. This World Cup visitor was chastised in his video about going to Sonic because he wrote “ICE” in capitals 🤣 That offended them. 🎥 sidequestdad on TT
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ElevatorFart
ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@drboycewatkins1 Why would anyone listen to a person who uses race in his lessons, especially...
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Dr Boyce Watkins - Wealth is Power
The billionaires are playing a very different game from the rest of us. Make sure you pay attention.
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
@HunterBiden Ill take a cage fight any day over what Biden did. Our founders would roll in their graves if they seen the disgraceful things your father did to the White House...
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.
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WithoutHistory
WithoutHistory@WithoutHistory·
He used his nightmares to fuel his game dev dreams.
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ElevatorFart
ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@SceneinCinema So im the only one who doesn't care for the guy but thinks his patience was peak for the B
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Movies Scenes 🎫
Movies Scenes 🎫@SceneinCinema·
Jesse Eisenberg says his interview with journalist Romina Puga was playful and “almost flirtatious.” Romina Puga said it was rude and humiliating. The awkward exchange went viral while Eisenberg was promoting Now You See Me (2013). During the interview, he mocked Puga's signature “Say my name” segment, compared her to “the Carrot Top of interviewers. He also told Puga to "cry after the interview is over" and suggested she needed to take psychology courses, while Puga retaliated by making her final edited thoughts about him being "such a jerk". Years later, Eisenberg told NME that he thought the conversation was funny and engaging. “She was laughing throughout.” “It was almost flirtatious.” He even described it as one of the most interesting interviews he did that day. Puga strongly disagreed. Writing about the experience afterward, she called the interview a “self esteem butchering” and described Eisenberg's behavior as rude, obnoxious, and humiliating. Her final verdict on the actor: “He was such a jerk.”
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ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@Neo__Hq @Cobratate bathroom bigger than my blouse im sure but I thought it would be a nicer place.
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Neo
Neo@Neo__Hq·
🚨🇷🇴 JUST IN: Unseen footage shows Andrew Tate giving an extensive tour of his compound in Romania: - Podcast Studio - Koenigsegg in the driveway - Private Gym - Boxing Ring - War Room and more… Wait till the end… 😳
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Swish 🍒 Tennis
Reporter: "No F-bombs please." Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck." Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?" Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."
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Savakzadeh
Savakzadeh@Savakzadeh·
WTF! This is absolutely crazy! @FIFAWorldCup removed a man’s🇮🇱 Israeli flag but allowed the Palestinian terrorist flag, and the Islamic Republic flag! At this point, FIFA has become a political tool influenced by Islamists. This is discrimination and racist. Share this!
Savakzadeh@Savakzadeh

WOW🤯!! Once again @FIFAcom shows the world exactly why its reputation is stained by corruption. Instead of standing on the side of humanity, it runs errands for the murderous mullahs responsible for r*ping, torturing, and killing innocent people.

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GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE
GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE@GOP_is_Gutless·
🚨 Tragic: Kyle Daniel Craig — just 26, a loving husband and father — left home to buy a used ATV on Facebook Marketplace… and never came back. His family found him dumped on a roadside, shot multiple times. Five suspects lured him into a robbery for cash: Parveion Harris, Darius Erving, Montavious Landfair, Brock Banks, and Akarion Johnson. Darius Erving just got 30 years. The other four cases are still pending. Heartbreaking. When does this madness end? What do you think? 👇 #JusticeForKyle #FacebookMarketplace #Crime #AmericaFirst
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DocumentingLibs
DocumentingLibs@HistorianUSA1·
Boom. This absolute legend just schooled two entitled seniors in his own garage. Elderly Karen storms in raging about kids coloring with chalk on the sidewalk like it’s a crime against humanity. She grabs the guy’s arm, puts her hands on his car, and drops a casual “slanted eyes” racist bomb while demanding he control his kids. Her cuck husband just stands there like a limp noodle, occasionally trying to play peacemaker while she melts down. Classic. Homeowner doesn’t flinch — tells them to GTFO, calls out the absurdity, and sends them shuffling away defeated. Kids being kids vs. miserable HOA Karens who hate joy. Entitled elders owned by basic parental rights. This is peak “get off my lawn… but make it based.”
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aintnobodycool.
aintnobodycool.@aintnobodycool·
AINT NO MFN WAY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 WHAT PLANET AM I LIVING ON?! 💀💀💀💀
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Dr. Joseph Galati has been noticing a very alarming trend growing in the last 10-15 years in America “Physicians are not examining their patients anymore? That's like a thing of the past. When I see patients, every single patient gets in a gown and they're examined from head to toe. And patients will ask, "What are you going to do to me?" And I'll ask them, "Hasn't your other doctors been examining you?" And they're like, "No, they just sit and talk to me."” This is mainly driven by insurance companies - Doctors have to have quick appointments, often times 10-15 minute slots - Testing and medications have much higher reimbursement rates so they go with those over lengthy exams We need to kick big money out of healthcare
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California Post
California Post@californiapost·
Sean Penn working on explosive Jan. 6 movie with A-list superstar - but project may cause major problems trib.al/wocQFeC
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Breanna Morello
Breanna Morello@BreannaMorello·
🚨EXCLUSIVE REPORT🚨 A Chinese company called SemCorp received tax credits in Ohio for jobs they NEVER created.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Worst part? They’ve been IMPORTING FOREIGN LABOR!! Why are we offering incentives for Chinese companies to set up operations in the United States, only for them to compete directly against American businesses?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Would China allow American companies to build factories on their land? NO! WATCH my FULL report!
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Hollywood Horror Museum
Hollywood Horror Museum@horrormuseum·
In 1987, decades before she was on The View, Meredith Vieira gave one of the most painful interviews with Harrison Ford!
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ElevatorFart
ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@ToBeEncouraging @CameronCrum @YourAnonNews Hes saying the losers in NY voted for criminal streets. The crazier the streets get the crazier the cops are gonna get. Especially when the losers get rid of the good cops and then rehire a bunch of untrained people who dont live that life
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey. His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it. 20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex. And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child. No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing. The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage. Like it never happened. If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel? Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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ElevatorFart@ElevatorFarter·
@YourAnonNews Some people love their dog like a child, it is their child. But when their dog dies they don't get the same community support and comforting words that people get when a child dies. Most people don't really care much or understand the pain. Its awful, pain Ive seen destroy lives
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
If you have empathy & compassion: When your dog dies, the world freezes. It's a gut punch to your system. Your best friend who showed you unconditional love, who was there for you through thick and thin has passed. The cops who killed this woman's family member should face justice.
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