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@StuDoesAmerica it’s like he has a bottomless pit of weird dead animal stories.

@ingelramdecoucy Blouin: Hates Mormons, chooses to live in Utah

Good lord

@RepYassAnsari You should move to Iran.

I’ve introduced Articles of Impeachment against Pete Hegseth for violating his oath, endangering U.S. servicemembers, and committing war crimes, including attacks on civilians and a girls’ school in Minab, Iran. Only Congress can declare war; his actions demand immediate removal.

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

@frozenaesthetic So you want… yourself?

I'm tired of hearing about Sydney Sweeney I want a weird autistic bitch with big tits

@halleberry Thank you for your sacrifice.

you guys love this scene (me too) … but I was freezing my butt off! 😂

@timecaptales @hoshizorarock and thus the American love of cheese was cemented and the first act of cheese violence committed.

In 1837, President Andrew Jackson invited the general public into the White House. The occasion? Jackson had a 1,400 pound block of Cheese sitting in the Entrance Hall of the White House that all were invited to eat. The Cheese was gifted to Jackson in 1835 by one Thomas Meacham, being produced by dairy farmers in Oswego County, New York. It circulated the Mid-Atlantic on a tour as it made its way to D.C. The great Cheese arrived at the White House by carriage with 24 horses pulling it. It resided in the White House for about a year until February of 1837, at his final party as President, Jackson invited all to eat their fill of the Cheese. "For hours did a crowd of men, women and boys hack at the cheese, many taking large hunks of it away with them. When they commenced, the cheese weighed one thousand four hundred pounds, and only a small piece was saved for the President's use. The air was redolent with cheese, the carpet was slippery with cheese, and nothing else was talked about at Washington that day. Even the scandal about the wife of the President's Secretary of War was forgotten in the tumultuous jubilation of that great occasion." - Perley's Reminiscences of Sixty Years in the National Metropolis, 1886, Benjamin Perley Poore

@QuetzalPhoenix @MaxNordau

"The jews opened the gates of Toledo and let in the muslim hordes! This is why the muslim hordes are our natural allies against the jews, and if you disagree you are jewish!"

@ArmedJ0y lol even Alex Jones didn’t go there, do you remember his “I AM A HUMAN” roid rant?

I remember when Tate was hard pushing dudes to get snipped as soon as possible and instantly went "yeah this is some Alex Jones tier demonic conspiracy shit"

I am once again asserting that this entire sphere of influencers are a government psyop to make dudes fucking miserable and unfulfilled

Titsmaxxing

@hoshizorarock @jtLOL

アメリカ合衆国の皆様。 目覚めましたか？ ここは病院です。 今から貴方達には野菜を食べる訓練をしてもらいます。

I genuinely don’t know whether to laugh or lose my mind anymore at this European hypocritical double standards. When it comes to Vladimir Putin, suddenly it’s Churchillian resolve. No compromise. No dialogue. Arm Ukraine to the teeth, sanction everything that moves, wreck your own energy security if necessary - because tyranny must be confronted. Fine. I actually respect the consistency of that … in isolation. But then you turn around and lecture us - us - the Gulf monarchies, Jordan and Israel, about showing restraint with Tehran? About dialogue? About coexistence? Are you serious? For forty years - forty bloody years - this regime has been waging a shadow war across the region. Militias, proxies, sleeper cells, terror networks, destabilizing entire countries - Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen - and threatening the Gulf monarchies, Jordan, and Israel nonstop. This isn’t theoretical. This isn’t abstract. This is lived reality. And yet here come Emmanuel Macron, Keir Starmer, and the rest of the European choir, gently advising us to calm down, de-escalate, and - what was it again? - “give diplomacy a chance.” Diplomacy with who, exactly? With a system that has built its entire regional strategy on plausible deniability and proxy terror violence? You were willing to absorb inflation, energy shocks, and political backlash at home to confront Moscow. You made that choice. You said: this is the price of standing up to a tyrant. So don’t come here and tell us - after decades of being on the receiving end - that we should just sit down, smile politely, and “coexist.” Either you believe in confronting tyranny everywhere .. or you don’t. Macron, Starmer, rest of EU leaders and top bureaucrats should just STFU and spare us the self righteous sanctimonious lectures!🤐🤫

@JonnyMicro Here I so, broken hearted Tried to crap, but only farted Later on I took a chance Tried to fart, crapped my pants It is the fault of the people with funny little hats

Trusted a fart and shit my pants Whose fault is it? That’s right Israel

Pope Leo: "We should perhaps be a little less fearful of Islam." lifesitenews.com/news/pope-leo-…

@BizDrMark @cdrsalamander Wonder what its radar signature would look like?

@cdrsalamander Isn't there a frigate still in the fleet? Since we're using A-10s and Chinooks, no reason the Navy shouldn't make some history.

You know what class of ships are really good for conducting blockades and interception of merchant ships and other related activities? Frigates. Oops.

@jpintheheights @TrustIsEarnd @NoiseesoiN @cdrsalamander The LCS was supposed to be a lot of things but wound up being pretty much none of them.

@TrustIsEarnd @NoiseesoiN @cdrsalamander Wasn’t it supposed to be cost efficient when they started?

Everything I’ve seen from the show, Euphoria, has been accidental but this inspires my entrepreneurial spirit. I think I just found a way to make extra money.

Well, low bar to clear, that, but you squishies do like your boobs.

@DrSteveWaugh @cdrsalamander Beat me to it.

@cdrsalamander youtu.be/gRuuO1nelHQ?si… Airfish

OK, upscale this concept from a 50# payload to a 500# payload. Ditch the electric and go conventional if required. Can it do CSAR? Asking for a friend. ...but hey...if we are looking at a real test run on using Artificial Intelligence "off the leash" in a military environment...then why not CSAR? There's no "kinetic" option for the AI to go rogue with. Etc, etc, etc. Experiment with that, have it also have the capability to do logistics runs autonomously. Hell, give a half dozen to @MAGTravF and a few of his Marines for a year. They'll figure out how to use them. You're welcome. I'll invoice everyone tomorrow.