hebgbz

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hebgbz

hebgbz

@FaketyFakeface

Alt account turned main

Salt Lake City, UT انضم Ocak 2023
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Not Jerome Powell
Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·
Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets:
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Vikas
Vikas@vikasofvikas·
@bryan_johnson Wildest part isn't the psilocybin, it's that an 80-year-old handled five grams better than every dude at the music festival.
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
This is biblical. A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years. Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin. She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
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hebgbz
hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@moldbugchaser @Pandora_Delaney This is the answer. Mormon missionaries do “splits” where they swap companions for a day or so. It’s exactly like that but longer and with sex
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Pandora (Dr. Bimbo)
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo)@Pandora_Delaney·
I need a version of dating that is specifically for polysaturated sluts. I just really enjoy dating but I don’t really have space for more commitments. What do? Pls don’t say one night stands
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@Chesedgirl @quid_pro_quore I assumed it was doxycycline. PSA you can get a prescription from a doctor to take doxycycline after sex to prevent many STIs if you’re ever unsure.
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Chesed
Chesed@Chesedgirl·
@quid_pro_quore Oh neither! It's a very powerful magic wand style vibrator.
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Chesed
Chesed@Chesedgirl·
I had my best orgasm since giving birth last night! I'd like to thank my husband (and the doxy) for the excellent sex and my spare husband/co-wife for watching the baby
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@Ruesavatar Yeah as long as you’re chill. There’s a wrong way to do it but you’d have to go pretty far.
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rue🌿
rue🌿@Ruesavatar·
Is it true that men want to be objectified? If I like him should I catcall him and make him feel like a piece of meat? Should I sexually harass him? What say ye?
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@tracewoodgrains Bullshit! What you need to experience is when you make a statement and then other people start arguing with you but they’re not even contradicting you. They even hold the same positions that you do. Makes me want to argue just for the sake of it.
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Jack
Jack@tracewoodgrains·
occasionally someone who agrees with my position misreads me as opposing them and gets so belligerent about it that it makes me want to rebut my own views out of spite
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@PuckFupett69 Longer than the width, length, or thickness (i.e. penis longer than thickness of iPhone)?
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st. vincent-st. marys grad
st. vincent-st. marys grad@PuckFupett69·
I’d propose the iPhone Test: if your erect penis is longer than a iPhone, you have nothing to worry about.
New York Magazine@NYMag

Has there ever been a more anxiety-inducing time to have a small penis? In March, a dating coach named Anwar White went viral for a video instructing women how to “catch print”: the art of assessing a man’s penis size through his pants. The TikTok inspired countless women and gay guys to get online and speak openly about dick size. Before long, women were catching print on paintings in Versailles and celebrity pap shots of everyone from Mark Zuckerberg to Harry Styles. It’s not just attention seekers on the internet obsessing over penis size. Last year at the DNC, Barack Obama used his hands to suggest that the current president is below average. In March, Megyn Kelly took to X and accused the conservative commentator Mark Levin of having a micropenis, also giving him a catchy, Trumpian nickname, “Micropenis Mark.” Meanwhile, men are pumping their genitals with filler and “jelqing,” a stretching technique that involves stroking the shaft with pressure from base to tip in hopes of gaining a few centimeters. In a recent survey on penis size, 67 percent of respondents admitted to lying about their size. Notably, Gen Z reported the lowest confidence in their penises. “I think there’s a hyperfocus on the way we look,” says White. “Men are going through a lot right now. Things aren’t as stable for them as they used to be.” Brock Colyar reports on how in the age of looksmaxxing, Trump, and “catching print,” penis anxiety has returned with new energy: nymag.visitlink.me/4z_Kh7

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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@powerfulwizerd Well he did. We can’t understand it like he can.
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powerful wizerd
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd·
i really don’t feel like he had to do allat
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@OortCloudAtlas @nickcammarata Can you say more about your arm wavy theories? Even if you can’t really back them up I would be interested
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Michael Taft (simulation)
Michael Taft (simulation)@OortCloudAtlas·
This was definitely my experience for a while. Short-term memory got completely scrambled. But over time it comes back just in a different way. It’s like the mental library stopped using Dewey decimal system and switched to some other system. If you try to do the search in the old way, it will always come up empty. You have to relax and just let the memories come into your mind without effort and then they’re all there. Effortless memory. I have BS theories about why, but they’re just arm waving.
Nick@nickcammarata

meditation will nuke your short term memory and you'll end up doing basic things twice in a row because you forgot you just did it, but you'll be so baseline happy doing anything that you won't mind doing things twice

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Jack
Jack@tracewoodgrains·
Is Trump denying disaster relief to blue states for partisan reasons? Yes, and it's not "lying with data" to say so. Some commentators have been trying to poke holes in reports showing this; Dan does a good job showing where and why that hole-poking fails.
Dan@danman314

@politicalmath idlerambling.substack.com/p/yes-trump-is… Here is the post again, to read. The reason the explicit "include_emergency=False" flag even exists is that I implemented a way to... include emergencies! And ran it! And it shows more or less the same thing!

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Tyler caulder
Tyler caulder@motot652·
@MauiLiberty @DrNeilStone The vaccine didnt save one life. They dont save lives, they are simply an aid, not a cure. Like taking daily vitamins for body health, you can be just as healthy not taking those vitamins.
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@goodyhilton Too thick and juicy and throbbing I can’t handle it ☹️
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Paris
Paris@goodyhilton·
My wife not allowed to watch porn those guys have too massive of hogs
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Hannah
Hannah@Spanish_Techno·
Watching roleplay pornography is Shutter Island-coded behavior
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hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@AltamiraVT Tapir. It’s a classic animal, and “near” is relative anyway
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Altamira
Altamira@AltamiraVT·
chat can you come up with a near-rhyme for the word "ear" pls and thx
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John doe
John doe@Johndoe74901534·
@name_redacted_ @elextra__ Unless you raised him to be hitler you would just raise a normal guy and then kill him
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brain dump
brain dump@name_redacted_·
I took my boyfriend to the restaurant I work at last night and he asked our server if she would have killed baby hitler
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hebgbz
hebgbz@FaketyFakeface·
@Spanish_Techno Obviously the misogyny’s not good but you’re brushing over your blatant misochartia likes it’s no big deal
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