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@CreatureHunter8 @RyDawgE_ It’s easy, just go to eBay and buy more hard drives. 74TB here, 58 usable, 32 used.

@RyDawgE_ On a side note how tf do people have like 2000 billion trillion Terrabytes of storage i can barely have like 2 terrabytes of storage before it gets taken up by my steam library 😭🙏

Minecraft YouTubers once they hit 100k subscribers:

@robbystarbuck Walk up to them where?

I need this explained to me. I’m out of the loop because I’ve been married 18 years but before that I had no issue getting dates. You just walked up and asked them out. Is that no longer an option? Am I just out of touch because I’m tall or what? Have women changed that much?

Crime in the UK is so bad, they’re talking about it on Colorado local news

@TheManlet_King My '22 Prius is basically 5 years old and has 140k miles. Its chock full of electronics despite being the base model, but it has nothing I'd expect to break and its only cost me $1400 in maintenance in 43k miles, most of that being tires.

@TheManlet_King I only feel this is true on certain makes. Most cars are so much more reliable than cars of yesteryear, millennial and younger cant even comprehend it. But yea I'm sure a 2017 F150 platinum is going to have stuff fail more than an '87 would.

When these cars came out (20+ years ago) you could buy a 20+ year old car for $500. So used cars are 10x the price they used to be. Are wages up 10x since 2005?

@BigDickBarclay To me it’s so entertaining that their bad attempts at propaganda simply don’t register to me. I love the characters.

As a whole is the boys worth a hate watch?

@elaifresh Reminds me when I set up two of my “pro as fuck” friends to play against each other in Tetris. I thought they were both top-1% players. Friend B absolutely wiped friend A, apparently friend B was 4x better than friend A, but both appear pro.

Humans are really bad at grokking log scales, i.e., “there’s levels to this shit” Among my friends I’m the insanely fit cyclist guy; on my weekly group ride I’m one of the slowest. The fastest guy there couldn’t sniff a pro contract This applies to literally everything

@willearle @sariverse It’s so bad in Colorado, you’re basically looking at the exact same girls with the exact same lame bios. Hiking pic, skiing pic, “I like dive bars”, “seeking long term partner” with no unique details in bio.

@sariverse When it's an endless carousel of women that all have the exact same profiles (travel, food, family) then copy/paste messages shouldn't be surprising.

my friend’s showing me his hinge.… just a peek into the male mind

@lamianagafiles The zip codes I live in do not possess stray animals.

why do people buy cats just go outside and look for one

@Space_Me_Now @Breaking911 It’s like the only obstacle up there and they managed to hit it like an intentional bullseye.

@Breaking911 People commenting on how stupid the pilot is don't know how difficult it would be to see this little of mass from the side against the horizon while doing a bunch of other tasks.

WATCH: A paraglider was hit by a Cessna 172 near Zell am See, Austria, on Saturday but deployed her emergency parachute and landed safely. The plane pilot also landed safely after the midair collision.

@crankygoddess Seems like the way you guys build houses is fundamentally incompatible with rising standards of human existence. There’s a reason the #1 country doesn’t build like that.

also countries in europe are OLD. our houses are often 50+ years old. and they're built in solid brick, not 2 sheets of plywood you can easily cut to install central AC. so the process is REALLY expensive and harduous

usamericans act like no european has ever thought of the concept of ac before but the reason why we don't have any is because we DIDN'T NEED IT UNTIL LIKE 10 YEARS AGO. the hottest it ever got in summer was like 30ºC. the infrastructure just hasn't kept up with climate change

@UsingLyft I’m jacking it to this as of recently. I’m getting pretty good at imagining a nipple, I’m working my way up towards imagining it pierced.

Sometimes you gotta go old school and jack off to a bikini picture just so you can reset your standards and gain some appreciation

@chasedbywasps According to James Rolfe, it might actually be pronounced “Butheed”

beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.

@Polymarket That title sounds so stupid it doesn’t even seem real

JUST IN: “The Mandalorian & Grogu” opens with the lowest box office debut of any Disney Star Wars movie.

@theanepic I seem to have BIOSes that only want to show the splash screen over HDMI when all I’m using is DisplayPort

How are people still stuck in 2010 you guys know you can just hold down the button and you don't need to keep clicking it

@PokeDuelsTikTok @bryan4208 He literally caught them all before you were born and his candidate of choice keeps on winning, hes not the loser in this exchange.

@bryan4208 kinda weird to announce to the world that you're a loser

i'll never understand how someone can simultaneously be a pokemon fan and a trump supporter

Your post said for "commute, mega mileage, and road trips" and then people start posting small, ancient gas guzzlers, I'm not the silly one here. But yes, if I could only have one car for the rest of my life, its gonna be a comfortable, safe and reliable car that doesn't hemorrhage money unnecessarily to operate.

@DeadlessHick You’d want to drive a Prius… for life?

You get one car for the rest of your life. It has to do everything. Commute, road trips, holidays, mega mileage… all of it. No swapping. No second car. What are you choosing? And why. I’ll start.

@numbronefish Car probably qualifies for collector plates.

somebody called my car a classic today. its not that old is it?