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HowlingHemorrhoids

@DeadlessHick

Rearranger of words into sentences. Toyota SuPriuscist. Repeal the Third. Baptized at my bar mitzvah. Former child, future manchild. Licensed Radon Mitigator

San Diego, CA Katılım Aralık 2008
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@tenobrus Ive been saying for a while now that the reason millennial seemed to have never aged out of childish stuff is because they were never able to afford the markers of adulthood. Now that same trend is continuing with Gen z
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@jcorriv35 Having the car stereo modified to play music videos while driving is the most Mexican thing about this whole ordeal, fantastic video. Always find it funny how the Porsche almost closes the gap, only to immediately get gapped again.
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@kevinxu Unironically arts might make some form of comeback. Unless someone is likely to be a 10x engineer (whatever that means), theater school and/or content production seems to be one of the main things normal people can do to go upward, but why bother going into debt for that..
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Kevin Xu@kevinxu·
friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore
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@9mmsmg This post actually reminds me that I need to go outside immediately and get the Taco Bell out of my car and eat it.
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9mmSMG@9mmsmg·
Drove by a Taco Bell, and there was actually a line at the drive-through. How are people eating this stuff? Fast food is trash in general, but Taco Bell is bottom rung for me. Wouldn't eat it if it were free. What's wrong with you people?
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george@eradicateafrica·
@MattZeitlin They are improving their personalities
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@Grummz Some of these lists make for great feeds, I've never looked at these before.
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The Lectern Guy🇺🇸@lecternleader·
@mattvanswol @Grummz Just wait until you get voicemails about people saying they want to rape and murder your children and wife. I submitted those to the FBI and nothing was ever done about it.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@HarmlessYardDog @EBTtok Ive been away from my pad in San Diego since December, so I had to ask my roommate what it was up to, he said $5.79. I've just watched it go from as low as $1.79 to $3.99 in Colorado.
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@GhatakAjay34589 @DogeBonkBonker @meadandjuniper Bro seriously, I'd pay to see you or someone who isn't a top alpha male attempt to treat a yoga studio as a dating venue. Bars, fine, that's acceptable, but somehow also getting harder to manage. Parties are likely nowhere near as common as they used to be, nobody has a house.
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Who am I?@GhatakAjay34589·
@DogeBonkBonker @meadandjuniper Problem is, lookmaxxers are trying to hit on women via dating apps. Very unidimensional. They can hit on girls in yoga classes, bars, parties etc. Just avoid dating apps like plague. Lastly, dating apps do not convey even the most basic masculanity sexiness -- a deep voice.
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The rise of “looksmaxxing” seems to indicate that many modern young men have little confidence that they can acquire gf through improving their personality or learning social algorithms like the 2000s PUAs, which is curious
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@meadandjuniper Nowadays, if you arent looksmaxxing, you won't even get in the metaphorical door to even attempt to use your personality, or "leverage social algorithms", whatever that means.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@mattforney Any time any moron on here mentions something to me like "just date 10yrs younger than your 31yo ass is", I think about how every experience I ever had Ubering around 20yo girls. Brains=fried. They actually speak like how they do on TikTok. Beyond annoying.
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Mileage impossible@Mileage_impo·
What car would you trust to get you to 300,000 miles (482,803 km) ?
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AphroditeMaybeBaby@unexplainables8·
@BecomingCritter fun fact - i’m only licensed in california so i don’t know about other states ethics boards, but in california we are not allowed to explicitly tell clients to stay or leave relationships
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@JerockOBiden @ReviewsPossum You know how twitter has small but highly active niche of rw content? There exists a boomer version of the rw sphere but its more conspiratorial and has older figurehead. Pearl is one of the people he likes but I dont recognize the others he follows, they arent prominent here.
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2HP goblin advisor@goblinodds·
fascinating levels of prudishness in the replies. midriff exposure was huge like 25 years ago so im wondering what % of people specifically upset by her midriff doesnt know that their moms used to dress like this, or that trends come back around every couple decades
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I love how zoomers seem to think it’s totally normal to walk around with their bare midriffs showing in the middle of the day in public. Like, no… anyway, here’s the attention you ordered!

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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@TheLaurenChen My couples counselor told my wife to no-fault divorce me after maybe knowing us for a total of 4 1-hour sessions. Evil career path.
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