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HowlingHemorrhoids

@DeadlessHick

Toyota SuPriuscist. Repeal the Third. Baptized at my bar mitzvah. Former child, future manchild. Medical device salesman and installer.

San Diego, CA Katılım Aralık 2008
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Creature hunter@CreatureHunter8·
@RyDawgE_ On a side note how tf do people have like 2000 billion trillion Terrabytes of storage i can barely have like 2 terrabytes of storage before it gets taken up by my steam library 😭🙏
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
Crime in the UK is so bad, they’re talking about it on Colorado local news
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@TheManlet_King My '22 Prius is basically 5 years old and has 140k miles. Its chock full of electronics despite being the base model, but it has nothing I'd expect to break and its only cost me $1400 in maintenance in 43k miles, most of that being tires.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@TheManlet_King I only feel this is true on certain makes. Most cars are so much more reliable than cars of yesteryear, millennial and younger cant even comprehend it. But yea I'm sure a 2017 F150 platinum is going to have stuff fail more than an '87 would.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@BigDickBarclay To me it’s so entertaining that their bad attempts at propaganda simply don’t register to me. I love the characters.
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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·
As a whole is the boys worth a hate watch?
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@elaifresh Reminds me when I set up two of my “pro as fuck” friends to play against each other in Tetris. I thought they were both top-1% players. Friend B absolutely wiped friend A, apparently friend B was 4x better than friend A, but both appear pro.
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Elai@elaifresh·
Humans are really bad at grokking log scales, i.e., “there’s levels to this shit” Among my friends I’m the insanely fit cyclist guy; on my weekly group ride I’m one of the slowest. The fastest guy there couldn’t sniff a pro contract This applies to literally everything
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@willearle @sariverse It’s so bad in Colorado, you’re basically looking at the exact same girls with the exact same lame bios. Hiking pic, skiing pic, “I like dive bars”, “seeking long term partner” with no unique details in bio.
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Will@willearle·
@sariverse When it's an endless carousel of women that all have the exact same profiles (travel, food, family) then copy/paste messages shouldn't be surprising.
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sarina@sariverse·
my friend’s showing me his hinge.… just a peek into the male mind
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sly@lamianagafiles·
why do people buy cats just go outside and look for one
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Space_Me_Now@Space_Me_Now·
@Breaking911 People commenting on how stupid the pilot is don't know how difficult it would be to see this little of mass from the side against the horizon while doing a bunch of other tasks.
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
WATCH: A paraglider was hit by a Cessna 172 near Zell am See, Austria, on Saturday but deployed her emergency parachute and landed safely. The plane pilot also landed safely after the midair collision.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@crankygoddess Seems like the way you guys build houses is fundamentally incompatible with rising standards of human existence. There’s a reason the #1 country doesn’t build like that.
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rei 🐎@crankygoddess·
also countries in europe are OLD. our houses are often 50+ years old. and they're built in solid brick, not 2 sheets of plywood you can easily cut to install central AC. so the process is REALLY expensive and harduous
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rei 🐎@crankygoddess·
usamericans act like no european has ever thought of the concept of ac before but the reason why we don't have any is because we DIDN'T NEED IT UNTIL LIKE 10 YEARS AGO. the hottest it ever got in summer was like 30ºC. the infrastructure just hasn't kept up with climate change
swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰@potatoslav

annual reminder

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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@UsingLyft I’m jacking it to this as of recently. I’m getting pretty good at imagining a nipple, I’m working my way up towards imagining it pierced.
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Pay Roll Manager Here
Pay Roll Manager Here@UsingLyft·
Sometimes you gotta go old school and jack off to a bikini picture just so you can reset your standards and gain some appreciation
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chad@chasedbywasps·
beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: “The Mandalorian & Grogu” opens with the lowest box office debut of any Disney Star Wars movie.
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
@theanepic I seem to have BIOSes that only want to show the splash screen over HDMI when all I’m using is DisplayPort
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PokeDuels@PokeDuelsTikTok·
@bryan4208 kinda weird to announce to the world that you're a loser
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PokeDuels@PokeDuelsTikTok·
i'll never understand how someone can simultaneously be a pokemon fan and a trump supporter
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HowlingHemorrhoids@DeadlessHick·
Your post said for "commute, mega mileage, and road trips" and then people start posting small, ancient gas guzzlers, I'm not the silly one here. But yes, if I could only have one car for the rest of my life, its gonna be a comfortable, safe and reliable car that doesn't hemorrhage money unnecessarily to operate.
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Helen@hjwakerley·
@DeadlessHick You’d want to drive a Prius… for life?
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Helen@hjwakerley·
You get one car for the rest of your life. It has to do everything. Commute, road trips, holidays, mega mileage… all of it. No swapping. No second car. What are you choosing? And why. I’ll start.
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naomi 🥝@courtjester1998·
somebody called my car a classic today. its not that old is it?
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