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Which makes for an awkward gender divide at the local gym. You've got anyone younger than ~40 who treats the locker room as a place to quickly swap from work clothes to gym clothes. Then you've got the old-timers you seemingly dont see anywhere else in the gym, posted up in the locker room, exposing everyone else to one of the most unsightly sights they're ever likely to encounter in public.

@janecoaston @GBBranstetter For men, it was entirely normal to walk around the locker room naked. The showers in my dorm in the late 1980s, and in many locker rooms I've used over the years, were open plan - not stalled, just a big tiled room with many showerheads.

What the hell is going on over there

@MikeMitchNH @LarryFarlow @LinkofSunshine By that logic, what would even be the reason for gender-segregated locker rooms?

@LarryFarlow @LinkofSunshine Who cares if someone in the locker room might secretly be attracted to my (or someone else's) naked body?

I lowkey think this is a legitimate thing to write an article about Casual nudity is all but dead in society, and we’ve become more puritan as a result

@MikeMitchNH @jerrybeatleman @LinkofSunshine Why would a woman care if a man oggles them in the locker room? Same logic.

@jerrybeatleman @LinkofSunshine Why the hell would I care if a gay dude looks at me?

We need more innovative thinking like this in government

Semen

Remember the hoeflation greentext? Modern men have to work 20x harder for women 5x less decent than their mothers? That applies to everything in society that modern men experience. The basics used to be far more basic. To truly live like an average man did even a few decades ago, a modern man has to be exceptional in ways his father's couldnt have fathomed. Anecdote about this. The only one of my friends who has purchased a house had to become an engineer, move to Michigan, get a job at Ford, and buy a fixer-upper in the hood in order to do so.

yes i am calling most of the young male population retarded for not being able to figure out very basic parts of being a grown up

A bee stung the skinny part of my ear and it's hurt mildly for 2 hours now. Fuck my chud life

@RetroCoast I flunked out of a spelling bee in elementary school on the word "prescription" My parents are pharmacists.

Men: if you can't spell Onomatopoeia, you're gay

@dvb_eck @justalexoki Excellent attention to detail by panning the screenshots to the right perspective.

Algorithmic dilemma

@SlumRNA_Dog Nobody's gonna mention the Ferarri behind my Dualtron :(

@SlumRNA_Dog Im not a libertarian but when it comes to personal electric vehicles, I sure as shit am.

Seeing a real “bottom quintile” thing happening with e-bikes where suburban white kids were using them to conquer the great distances of the suburbs without relying on a ride from mom but because we can’t stop black teens from doing crime on them everyone gets it taken away.

@razorgrrrl @PostTruthEra "Im not slightly below-average IQ, I'm clinically retarded!"

@racistbilbo @mattbramanti So your logic for some reason doesnt apply if the underage male consents to sexually interacting with another male?

@DeadlessHick @mattbramanti This does not hold true for an adult man raping a boy, or an adult man raping a little girl. That is not the same thing.

There needs to be a different word for what these women are doing. Its not possible for a woman that looks like this to "rape" a teenage boy. Nobody was "abused" here. The teenager will not be "scarred" or have "trauma". He will think about it positively for the rest of his life.

NYC dating seems like a special kind of hell. Are half these finance bros just desperate awkward rich guys, or what gives? I looked up that restaurant and it rivals places I only ever took women on anniversaries. This guy should have told her to get fucked the second she asked for a car in addition to the swanky meal she doesnt deserve. This girl took the entirely wrong message from "If you give a mouse a cookie".

Single girlfriend in NYC’s text exchange with a Hinge match. She’s upset. In my opinion… - She’s entitled to whatever expectations of men she wants, but asking a stranger from the internet to send a car is cringey, and she has no business being upset if he won’t - The guy’s response is simultaneously fair, abrasive, and weird. Just say “How about I come to you?” if you still want the date, or “I don’t think this is a fit…” if you don’t Hard not to stay stuck single if you interact like this 😬

@racistbilbo @mattbramanti I see what your original point was getting at but this followup is sus

@mattbramanti I dont accept this base premise.

If this trend continues, Facebook marketplace is going to look like the explore page of some brainrotted 10yos TikTok.

@hayasaka_aryan This is why I dont take female pundits, culture war critics, or talking heads seriously basically at all, with the exception of Sh0e and Sugartits. And I would certainly never trust a female politician to be "conservative" ever again.

Savanna Cannon also has an Onlyfans but she clearly makes more money larping as a right winger. Grifiting politics is now morw profitable than prostitution

Why is it hard to believe he's telling the truth? He sounds like me, although with a haircut I'd rate myself higher. I married a girl who fluctuated between 6.75-8.5, depending on weight. Same thing, metro area of 3mil that heavily skews male (Menver) and my apps are dry as shit. I know it's partially not my fault because when I'm in San Diego (much more equal male:female ratio), I can match, date, and have ONSs with beautiful mids or better without feeling like the dating scene is hopeless.

@KILLTOPARTY >I'd rate myself a 5 So he's like a 3 >my ex is like a 7 So he feels entitled to a chick way better looking than him. This is how incels are made. 😂

Dating apps began as a way for average, socially awkward people to meet online. Somewhere along the way, they became an app for everyone but them.

@davepl1968 Ill download it now, whats it called?

Yup, it's real, though I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet. The optics of me personally releasing the source code to a Task Manager might not be the best, but I'll definitely throw it up on the App Store at least (for free in Beta, because the first taste is always free). Or if I get bored I'll just post the git and leave it for the world to finish, but it's cool enough I think I'll put the work in!

Hey look, it's your old friend Task Manager... on the Mac!

I have actually been put in handcuffs because SDPD was out looking for someone who used an escooter as a getaway vehicle after armed robbing someone at an ATM. The idea that a criminal would wear bright yellow hi-vis full riding gear and willingly slow down for the cops is absurd.